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Self-exposure of composition
Composition self-exposure 1 She can play, which can make the wonderful and clever piano sound flow out from her fingers, soft and quiet, soft and comfortable, like a mountain spring winding down from a valley and flowing slowly; She, smiling, confident, optimistic and upward, is like a sunny flower in Huang Chengcheng, always blooming towards the sun: she can dance, with a clear white face and a white shirt stained with moss, and her dancing is leisurely, soft and elegant. .
Do you know him? Do not rule out the possibility that you don't know. That is me. A versatile and poetic "exaggeration" of a new generation of junior three girls. .
I got rid of the miserable state of being a learning machine. I like broadcast hosts. My main business is instrumental music, and my sideline is dancing. Don't underestimate me, I also have ink. Look, I am indispensable in the knowledge contest. Who made a vivid and colorful speech in the English Style Competition and won the smile of the judges? Who made a speech in the composition contest, with a lot of thoughts and crazy days, who worked hard in the math contest? It must be me. Who else can spell that? Ha ha.
At school, I set an example and made great achievements. In my class, I am an active member. Every time I raise my hand the highest, I win the teacher's frequent smile. After class, sometimes it's quiet as silk, sometimes it's passionate, as if someone is crazy, hehe.
In order to be a good assistant for teachers and a good example for students, I strictly implement the fifteen-character policy. I sometimes make mistakes, but I will actively correct them: sometimes I fail in the exam, but I still smile: sometimes I am quiet and serene, sometimes I am lively and cheerful.
But this is me, a real, complete me. Is the batter out? Great minds think alike?
Do you want to make friends with me? I have many shortcomings, can you accept it?
irascibility
During the break, the man in the front row borrowed a pencil from me. He used it so hard that it broke after a few refills, and he also said that my refill was too soft. I asked him to pay me as soon as I saw the pen. Not only did he refuse, but he also argued that it was not intentional. The more he argued, the more I thought he did it on purpose. I immediately flew into a rage, rushed over and punched and kicked him, making him grin with pain. He knew that I had a big temper and was not easy to provoke, so he had to submit to humiliation and admit that I was unlucky. I have a big temper. )
Like to be funny
At noon, I caught the attention of the whole class with my unique loud voice. I stood on the platform and shouted, "Hey, listen up!" I'll give you a debut question. There are four hens named W not, wó, wǒ and W. One day, there was an egg in the henhouse, which was not born by W, nor by W, nor by W. Who do you think gave birth to it? "Xx, who is usually known for his slow response, responded quickly today:" Isn't that wǒ (I)? " This sentence caused everyone to laugh. He suddenly realized that he was angry. I like to play practical jokes in class to make everyone laugh. )
Lack of social skills
At home, my mother is cooking and I am reading. At this time, my mother is in urgent need of a pot cover, so let me get it. I was fascinated by the romance of the Three Kingdoms, and I actually listened to the "pot cover" as a "straw hat". I read with relish while holding a straw hat and slowly came to the kitchen. Mother saw me holding a straw hat and asked, "Xiaolong, what are you doing with a straw hat?" I said, "Isn't that what you want?" "I want a pot cover!" Mom said in surprise. I am a bookworm, and I only know how to read. ) When she saw the book in my hand, she suddenly understood it and called me, "You bookworm. Now, what will you do when you grow up? "
Forget your temper
One night, my mother asked me to buy a bag of sausages so that I could cook at night. I rushed out of the door with the money. On the way, I saw many students playing basketball, and their hands were itchy, so I thought, anyway, it's still early, so it doesn't matter if we play for a while. I quickly joined them, and the more I played, the happier I became, and I even forgot to buy sausages. When I got home, my mother asked where the sausage was. I just remembered that I haven't done what I should have done! I have no choice but to eat instant noodles at night. I sometimes forget to buy things, and it's easy to forget things. ) I was so angry that my mother said I forgot my temper. ......
This is me, although there are many problems, but also quite cute! Would you like to make friends with me? Come on! I will extend my hands and warmly welcome you!
Wonderful comments by famous teachers: The article vividly and humorously tells several fragments in life. The young author boldly analyzes himself with lively language, writes his own advantages, and does not shy away from his own shortcomings, vividly portrays a lovely image of a pupil, which is in line with the topic of "big exposure". In addition, the writing of the four subheadings in the article is very novel, which makes people clear at a glance.
Image language is the key to success. For example, in the paragraph "Love to be funny", you can also write down the reactions of other students. For example, "XX, who responded quickly, rolled his eyes, smiled and didn't answer; Some students frowned and thought about it. " In this way, the funny atmosphere is set off, and the image of the funny little author is more distinct.
Composition self-exposure 3 God may have created many beautiful and handsome children in one day, but I was inadvertently created by God. That girl-"Ma Rongze".
1June 6, 998, I was born in my mother's belly and came into this world with a burst of crying. From then on, there was a baby between mom and dad. I don't know why, but they will call me "Xiao Rong" in the future, but I have never understood what my name really means. I am a fifth-grade student now. Of course I can't find the dictionary, but {Xinhua Dictionary} really disappoints me! Just saying "dissolve" means dissolve, dissolve and so on. Alas!
Some students may ask, what do you look like! As for me, my height is not too high. I have an oval face, a red cherry mouth and short hair (of course, I just cut it). Hehe, I look very energetic.
Character! Don't talk if you don't want to, but nag if you want to. Like a tomboy, other girls are quiet, but I'm all thumbs. Other girls like to play the piano and dance, but I just like to do something "fresh". Like playing table tennis. I play chess, play extra games and go to the gym to exercise ... She is a very happy girl.
I have a wide range of hobbies, such as singing, calligraphy and playing table tennis. I once won the first prize in the city's singing competition.
But to be honest, I sometimes complain to God, why am I so ordinary? Why is that ugly duckling me? However, I was wrong. I remember when I was in the fourth grade, on my way home from school, I saw a disabled young man leaning on a crutch ... pedestrians on the road were smiling piteously, but the young man kept sweeping the crowd with his eyes. At the moment when his eyes touched me, I was suddenly enlightened: What can I feel inferior to? Compared with him, my body is still very good and my brain is no worse than others. People can face life so calmly, why can't I?
Through this incident, I finally understand that a person can't judge a book by its cover. An ugly duckling can also become a beautiful white swan. It's just that we have to rely on our own efforts in the meantime. From then on, no matter what difficulties I encounter, I will not give up easily. I will work harder to overcome and face them.
Composition self-exposure 41996165438+1October 10 On the day, a little life was born with crying.
With the passage of time, I changed from an innocent child to an excellent teenager.
I have a face that is not very beautiful but very delicate. My eyebrows are dark and dense, and I have a pair of lively eyes, which seem to express my feelings. When you are happy, your eyes are always shining, and when you are distressed, your eyes are gray. What I fear most is to look my father in the eye when I do something bad. At this time, I am always uneasy. I have a pair of glasses on my protruding nose. Although it makes me look like a doctor, I still hate it because it brings me a lot of trouble. Under the nose, there is a cherry mouth. Words from this mouth can sometimes make people laugh and sometimes make people angry, but there is nothing I can do.
Although I am ugly, I have as many patterns as my hair.
Once, I played with my friends. Suddenly, I remembered the game I played in my hometown, so I said to them, "Let's play the game of digging a chicken nest!" " "Partners agreed, I want to make a joke with them, let them wait for a while, I go home and get the stone. Who would have thought that I never came out as soon as I went, leaving them waiting all afternoon in vain. I didn't come out at night. I went door to door looking for them. I asked them if they had been waiting for me all afternoon, but they stammeredno. I knew they would think of their own interests and be afraid that I would laugh at them. Then I pressed the switch on the repeater I carried with me. Suddenly there was a cry of a ghost wolf, and they all cried, but I slipped away quietly and said, "This is what lies deserve! "Since then, there has been no cheating between us.
Another time, my mother and I went back to my grandmother's house, and I played with water in the yard. When mom came out, I threw water on her. Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly put down the "water tool" and ran to my third aunt's house. My mother didn't chase me, and I also reflected on myself and thought it was my fault. I quietly went back to my grandmother's house and helped her wash clothes while she was sleeping.
This is me, a lively, intelligent little girl with many tricks.
I am a lively and lovely little boy with a big mouth and small glasses. Everyone calls me "little doctor" when I go out.
Sometimes I am cheerful, and sometimes I am introverted. When I am happy, I will laugh heartily. I pout and sulk when I'm sad.
I have a wide range of hobbies, among which playing table tennis, reading books and playing Go are my favorites. First, I play Go. I'm invincible. In one year, he rose two levels in a row and was honored as the "third chess king" of the advanced class. I made up my mind to be the "first chess king" in the advanced class of Go.
Reading, I have been recognized as a bookworm since the first grade. I am often attracted by this story. No, mom just bought a book, which I want to read most? Legend of the condor heroes? I read it with relish. I don't know how long it took. Just when I saw the emergency between Guo Jing and Ouyang Feng, my mother cried, "Son, have a meal! Seven o'clock! " I turned a deaf ear. My mother invited me to dinner many times in a row, but I didn't agree. Finally, my mother was anxious and said, "If you study again, I'll tell you not to read extracurricular books for a week!" " As soon as I heard this, I was anxious and thought, "You can't be greedy for small and lose big!" "So I set out for dinner. Although I am eating, my mind is still full of scenes of Guo Jing and Ouyang Feng fighting. I not only read this book, but also read The Condor Heroes, Jane Eyre, Les Miserables and so on.
As for table tennis, the young master plays with his parents almost every night. I couldn't play well for a while and forgot everything my father taught me. I am sad. But once I used my talent to beat my father by 17. That time I was elated.
This is me. Would you like to be my friend?
Composition self-exposure 6 Name: The same name as Sun Quan, Zhou Yu's master, and Li Bing, who built Dujiangyan.
Gender: Just like Dad.
Age: * * 1 1 Children's Day.
Height: 1.69 cm.
Weight: 100 single 8 kg.
Hobbies: Taekwondo, football and basketball in sports; Music includes violin, piano, erhu and so on. I love it! I like it!
The interesting thing is that I have nothing to do at home. I lit the rowing gun released in the New Year, took out a goldfish from the fish tank, stuffed the rowing gun into the fish mouth and put it in the fish tank. As a result, a jar of fish was blown to pieces, and I was scolded by my mother for it. Excuse me! Excuse me!
Trouble: I can never overcome my carelessness. In an exam, I thought 100 was a shoo-in, but I got two sickles and went home to cut wheat-77 points, and all the mistakes were arithmetic. After returning home, my mother cooked me a "fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots". I regret it! I regret it!
Things I shouldn't do: According to my mother, I did 139 things I shouldn't do on the third day after I was born, including wetting the bed 70 times, kicking the quilt 30 times and crying loudly 39 times, which kept my mother awake for three days and nights. Alas! Now that I think about it, I'm so sorry for my mother! Shame! Shame on you!
Advantages: caring and helpful. I once sent two lost children home, helped four puppies find their owners, and secretly released dozens of pigeons that others wanted to barbecue. Cool! Cool!
Disadvantages: I miss numbers in class and always think about computer games. Once in class, the teacher asked me a question, and I actually answered irrelevant questions, stood up and said, "Red alert, anti-terrorism elite, the seven chivalrous men strive for hegemony." Suddenly, the students burst into laughter, and the teacher was so angry that he struck the table and stared at me and sent me to the corner to stand and think. Shame! Shame!
Ideal: When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut and fly into space by Shenzhou VIII. Look! What good air!
This is the famous me-Sun Bing. Do you want to know me?
The composition exposes 7 I, a lively and cheerful girl. In the eyes of my classmates, I am a good student with excellent grades; In the eyes of my neighbors, I am a sensible and filial boy. Actually, I have many shortcomings. Today I will criticize my own shortcomings and make a "big self-exposure".
Eraser syndrome
I don't know when I got "eraser syndrome", which made me "unable to sleep". During the exam, I always get the teacher to say that I have to hand in the paper before I can finish it; Homework also takes longer than classmates. I remember, once, I did my homework at night, which was so slow! There was not much homework assigned by the teacher that night, so I decided to write the words well, thinking that slow work would produce fine work, so I started the turtle sketch operation mode. Suddenly I found that the vertical writing of the word "square" was curved, so I picked up the eraser. After a while, the eraser appeared again. This time, the eraser took the word "money", and the left leg of money was lame: money. Hey, the rubber man is here again: Grandma Xiao whose right hand was amputated, Grandpa Sai with bad spine ... What? It's already half past eight? I just wrote a lesson! I immediately switched to the fast mode, but "the mode is changeable and the nature is unchangeable." After a while, the eraser began to work again ... As a result, it is conceivable that I worked from 6 o'clock to 9: 30 this time. Afterwards, when I was cleaning the battlefield, I found a lot of weapons that were disarmed from the enemy-rubber crumbs. Get up the next morning, sleepy! Ha ha! I can't be so slow, I want to speed up!
Nature of edible articles
Three meals a day, I will eat until I cry: I'm tired, I can't hold on, so I'll stop. I remember once, "Mom took me out to dinner. When the waiter brought me delicious food, I pounced on it like a hungry wolf and wolfed it down. These gluttonous foods made me want to stop, and soon, steaming food arrived in my stomach. The table is a mess, only leftovers are left. After returning home, I had abdominal pain and bloating, and I took 5 pieces of Jianweixiaoshi tablets to get a little better. Eat delicious food next time, be temperate and stop being so reckless!
These shortcomings, I want to correct them one by one and be a more perfect self!
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