Classic humorous stories _ humorous stories

Reading humorous stories, we can feel a funny beauty and get inspiration from it. The following is a selection of several classic humorous short stories that I recommend for you.

Collection of classic humorous short stories 1: The old man hit the donkey and there was a rich man named Zhang, who was full of black heart and poor in water.

On this day, the rich Zhang Man shook his cattail leaf fan and enjoyed the cool under the tree at the door. Looking up, it was Uncle Zhao from the village who came with the donkey. Zhang, a rich man, has a bad idea because of his small eyes. He raised his cattail leaf fan and said to Uncle Zhao, "Have you eaten?

Uncle Zhao didn't want to talk to rich Zhang Man at first, but later he thought, how can I keep silent when others call me? He nodded and said, "Eat. ?

Who knows that the rich Zhang Man has a long face and said; "Who greeted you? I greeted the donkey! ?

Uncle Zhao smiled and said, "Hey-you have something to do with donkeys!" " Immediately, he tied the donkey to a tree, conveniently took off the sole and slapped the donkey in the face. Beat and scold: "Ungrateful thing! When I first entered the village, I asked you if there were any acquaintances in the village. You said no friends, no relatives. I didn't expect your father-in-law to be here. Why did you keep it from me?

Collection of classic humorous short stories 2:? Unification? With what? Two barrels? Once upon a time, there was a rich man who gave birth to a son, who was very stupid. He doesn't know how to comb his hair, wash his face and have a runny nose. On the other hand, the rich man regards his precious son as the apple of his eye, hoping that his son will have a successful career in the future and honor his ancestors.

It happened that this day Pang Zhenkun passed by, and the rich man's silly son was wearing a robe and mandarin jacket.

Squatting on the ground playing with mud, the rich man stood by and smiled. Pang Zhenkun was amused and pretended to come to the children, expecting to look back. Seeing Pang Zhenkun's manner, the rich man felt that his behavior was a little strange, so he quickly stepped forward and made a conversation. Sir, this is a difficult journey. If you don't mind, please come to my humble abode. I wonder if you would like to join us? Pang Zhenkun replied? It's so annoying ?

The rich man let Pang Zhenkun into the living room for a cup of tea, and told him to arrange a banquet. After dinner, Pang Zhenkun got up to go, and the rich man stopped him and said,? Take care, sir. I'm sorry, sir, my son Pang Zhenkun said solemnly: Your son's future is limitless. ? The rich man was very happy when he heard this, but he still wanted to ask the truth, so that he could brag in front of people and couldn't wait to ask, I hope Mr. Wang Can can point out a thing or two. ?

Pang Zhenkun said quietly? Long live the whole country, and two barrels of snot for children are no more expensive than long live. ?

Hearing this, the rich man was so angry that his face was like a pig's liver that he couldn't say a word.