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Note: ("Shuai Shuai" means "eat" in Yunnan dialect)
Henan Province
Lao Dong, a native of Henan, came to the south for breakfast. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Miss, how much is it to sleep (bowl) in jiaozi for one night?" The waiter was very unhappy and said, "No, only steamed bread." Old Dong said, "Oh, just touch (steamed bread)." The waiter was so angry that he scolded, "Rogue!" Lao Dong was extremely surprised: "Sixty cents? Too cheap! "
Sichuan Province
A soldier was captured, and the officer promised to grant him three wishes before killing him.
The soldier said I want to have a word with my horse. The enemy agreed.
The next day, the horse came back with a beautiful woman, a soldier and a woman.
The police officer said there were two more wishes. The soldier said I want to have a word with my horse. The enemy agreed.
The next day, the horse came back and brought back a beautiful woman. That soldier is also a rabbit? Grab the flail?
The officer said you had one last wish. The soldier still said I wanted to talk to my horse.
The officer was very surprised and went to the stable to eavesdrop. He saw the soldier holding the horse's ear and shouted, "I told you to take a woman (brigade), not a woman!" "
Guangxi
Some people in Guangxi speak Mandarin with inaccurate pronunciation and often with obvious local accent! Common reading: empty becomes public, mouth becomes dog, wind becomes crazy, which leads to the following
joke
When friends are far away, they usually eat a plate of snails for dinner. The host picked up one and said, man! He abandoned it, picked up another one and said, it's a male again! The mouth is not short.
Goo: It's a man again! My friend was surprised and thought: awesome! Guangxi people are too powerful! Even the male and female snails can see it!
I also invited my friends to dinner. People in Guangxi have a little cold and find themselves sitting under the air outlet of the air conditioner. They said, I have a cold and can't sit next to a mad dog. Change seats after that, my friend.
No, what do you mean? I am a mad dog?
Hunan
A township head with a strong Hunan accent came to the village to make a report:
No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ......
Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. ...
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