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Who knows what a disgusting joke is about?
1. I was dishonest when I was a child. An old farmer told me to educate me: 60 years of hard work, no food to eat, never throwing out snot and feces.
There is a rich man looking for a servant. The topic of the interview is going to the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands. So the rich man sent them away, and only one person washed his hands, so the rich man left him. But one day, the rich man found that he didn't wash his hands when he came out.
The rich man asked him why. The servant replied, "I brought toilet paper today ..."
A man saw a store having a big sale and went in. What can I do for you? "I want to buy dog food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a rule?" "This is the case with goods on sale." The man and the salesman were grinding for a long time, but the salesman still refused to sell them to him. There is no way. The man had to go home and bring the dog before buying dog food. A few days later, the man went to this store to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have a rule that you must prove that you have a cat." It's still the same salesman. The man has been dawdling with her for a long time, but he still wants to go home and get the cat. ""put your hand in. "The salesman put his hand in." What is this? Very sticky. "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper. "
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