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Classic funny idioms and allegorical sayings

Introduction: Two-part allegorical saying is a reflection of real life, which generally satirizes a certain phenomenon and has a funny effect. The following are my collection of funny idioms and two-part allegorical sayings. Welcome to read the reference!

1, turtles become eels? Take off one's armor and return to the field

2. This mountain looks at the height of that mountain; Autumn vole? Change your mind as soon as you see something new.

3. Driving on muddy roads; The mat is covered with mud? make a comeback

Do you serve food in the restaurant? Reveal everything

5. See the blast furnace? Regret that one's descendants failed to live up to one's expectations.

6. Cook popsicles? disappear

7. Wash your feet in the Pacific Ocean? March forward courageously

8. Do large troops fight guerrilla warfare? Divide the whole into parts/pieces

9, the door god rolling stove? Words are more meaningful than what they say.

10, the scale fell into the henhouse? The hen flew away and the eggs in the coop were broken ― everything was lost.

1 1, a knife becomes a gun? Catch up from behind

12, stealing chickens when moving? Misfortune comes from the mouth, and lotus is now in the mouth; Trick sparrows into coming to the ground? Deception and flattery

13, the sale in the cosmetics store? Help someone realize his dream.

14, Tao Gongzu let Xuzhou? sincerely

15, red-eyed mouse oil basin; Eating at home and laying eggs outside? Rely on one person and secretly help another.

16, river knife spraying water? smell

17, jade sagger as pillow? Stupid nonsense

18, bugs swallow elephants; Scratch an egg; Xiantao, dream of eating; Toad swallowing the moon? Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

19, Chu Xu in the romance of the Three Kingdoms? Go shirtless-throw away all disguise

20. Can the deaf ring a bell? Be deaf to ...

2 1, Shanghai ship with shit; Rolling toilets in the mountains? notorious

22. Turn your hands into clouds and cover your hands for rain? break one's promise

23. Confucius' speech; Leader of the lecture group? Words flow from the mouth as if they were written by a master.

24. Climb to the top of the pagoda and take a step? Stand out from others.

25. Ducks in the flock; Plant a sorghum in the millet field? significant

26. Is the pepper stick broken? pour oil on the fire

27. Do thieves accept apprentices? Promote sex and violence

28. Throw a punch; Avoid the mallet and get a hammer; The house leaks when it rains all night? When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

29, the rabbit is hungry to catch the mouse; The wolf hits the mouse? A hungry person is not picky and picky.

30. The carving shop has a fire; Squatting on the ground waiting for pants? brook no delay

3 1. Does the sculptor wear glasses? Carve with exquisite craftsmanship ―― make something exquisitely.

32. Step into the sister's room; The retreating gong was played again; Blow the charge again; The sheep touched the fan? Find a dilemma ―― Be in a dilemma.

33. Notice of the package? Frank and sincere

34. From the Palace of Hades? narrow escape from death

35, shotgun as a gun? try one's best

36. Crocodiles landed; Hail in June It emphasizes that it is not good to come, and we should be vigilant against it.

37. What is your horse racing? generous

38. Is that blind man a kidnapper? Have both.

39. Lightning in the sky? Bold and resolute

40. Fried fennel with cow hair; Fried leek with chicken feathers? in a complete mess

4 1, knock out the teeth and swallow them into the stomach; Soak in cork juice? Pain or hardship cannot be expressed in words.

42. Kiss through the window paper; A tunnel through the mountains? Take action from inside/inside, and cooperate with the troops attacking from outside/outside.

43, poor, hungry, happy; Playing the piano under the Huang Lian tree? Enjoy life in spite of poverty.

44, the belly button loses his temper? harbour resentment in one's bosom

45. Set off firecrackers on your head? heartquake

46. A Q falls in love; Where stupid old people live? come straight to the point

47. Sailing in the river? trim the sails

48. Does the birthday girl have an abacus? Experienced and shrewd

49. Stand bamboo in the sun; Sunny day? Put up a pole, and you can see its shadow-get immediate results.

50. Split up while the iron is hot? make a fresh start

5 1, beggars pick hot buns? be as happy as a lark

52. The courage of blind flare? routine work

53. Talk for three or nine days; Cold wave news? A sarcastic comment

54. boating on the water? Strive for the best

55. Do monks eat tofu? Homecooked food

56, wooden boat into the water; Rowing in the waves? Driving with the wind ―― Be a weather vane

57, woodpecker speech? speak with biting sarcasm

58. Dig a well with a hoe? be eager for success

59. Eagles prey; Anti-aircraft gunner; Weasel foraging? adjust to changing circumstances

Sixty, one hundred days without shit? willpower

6 1, one lawsuit and two trials; Eleven fingers? Unexpected side problems/new problems