202 1 It's so hot in summer. Talk about humorous sentences describing hot weather.

1. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

2. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

3. Mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

5. It's so hot that I lie in bed and braise in soy sauce; Exaggerated mat, teppanyaki; After getting up, steam; Go out to cook; Swimming, boiling; On the way back, it blew up; Go into the house and go back to the pot.

6. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first, save your mother first, and let me cool down in the water.

7. In the hot sun, Xiao He's cheeks are red. He enjoys the bath in Yangon and blooms harder, because he is eager to be a small tree that can provide shade for passers-by one day.

8. A person is in a humble room, and mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

9. It's not naivety that beats you! It's very hot! !

1 1. Please talk to me when I am awake.

12. You can feel at ease when it is hot. Be agitated, bid farewell to the past and look forward to happiness. Overcoming emotions with reason is often associated with optimism. Don't look too far, embrace the beauty in front of you. May happiness be with you from now on

13. Keep quiet. I'd rather keep silent in the fleeting time, just like now.

14. I implore the emperor to put the male and female servants in limbo. It's too hot for male and female servants.

15. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

16. In early summer, pomegranate flowers are gradually blooming, and the green leaves are lined with safflower, which is beautiful. From a distance, it looks like a burning flame and a red sunset rising at dusk.

17. Those ironware are baked like sweet potatoes in the summer sun, which makes people afraid to touch them.

18. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying. Let the storm come more violently!

19. It's too hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say, it's so hot! The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were sunburned and bowed their heads.

20. A happy summer is when a small air conditioner blows a small computer, plays with a small watermelon and eats a small life.

2 1. It's so hot, it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket!

I thought the land would grow if the days were so long. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

23. The sun in July hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seem to be melted by the sun and disappear without a trace.

24. If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.

25. It was terribly hot that day. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was already on fire, and there were some gray gases floating in the air in Feiyun, which made people feel breathless.

26. Xia Xiang, a shy dancer in a seven-color skirt, swayed her skirt and quietly came to the gurgling stream around her. Summer blew waves and drums rhythmically, and she turned the silvery laughter into beauty and sprinkled it on every inch of land.

27. Buffalo has been hiding in the pond for a long time, and its whole body is buried in the water, with only one head exposed on the water to breathe.

28. The willows in the street are like diseased leaves covered with dust, rolling their branches and not moving. Small vendors with white light on the road dare not yell at the plexiglass signboard at the door of the store, as if they have been sunburned.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather and talking about mood

Humorous sentences describing hot weather, talk about mood (I) 1. Take a bag of paper, nine sheets of sweat and one piece of shit in the toilet.

2. The weather is dry, be careful when making a fire, and be agitated. Strangers should not be close!

3. Hold ice in winter, hold fire in summer, hold ice in winter and hold fire in summer. Describe trying to encourage yourself.

I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.

5. I met all acquaintances when I went out, the kind that was baked by the sun.

6. It was so hot that I got a tan.

7. Is there an overbearing president? I heard that it will automatically lower the ambient temperature.

8. There is a steamer above and charcoal below. You don't need a pot cover, you are selling; You don't need to make dough, you are an egg yolk pie.

9. Ask how cold the bed is, and sell the head nurse to buy air conditioners! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat since ancient times, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! If the relationship is warm for a long time, sell the head nurse and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the coolness falls from the sky, selling housekeepers to buy air conditioners! I'm talking about teenagers having a fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

10. It's hot, but I still wear a sweater.

1 1. Sitting and lying all day, never leaving the room.

12. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about military training this year. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. Hahaha!

13. Step on the freshly brushed yellow line and leave a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on a candied silk that has been sunburned on a hot day.

14. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.

15. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV, you happened to meet her, would you? -I'll point her out. . .

16. djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.

17. Moon, please tell your grandson who has always liked you not to be shy.

18. If it doesn't rain today, it will be fine, stuffy and hot.

19. After the summer in Nanchong, I couldn't sleep because of the heat, so I began to lose sleep.

20. I owe my life to air conditioner.

Humorous sentences describing hot weather tell me about my mood (2)1. The summer wind is warm, as if to say that he is going to heat me to death.

22. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!

23. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori became an acquaintance.

24. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

After lunch, it was too hot to stay, so I decided to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.

26. In the midsummer of July, Xia began to show off the power of her grandfather-in-law. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.

27. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

28. My Kouga burned my mouth.

29. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.

30. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

3 1. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded last month has finally come true!

32. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed a timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

It's really troublesome to cover the quilt at night in cold weather.

34. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

35. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.

36. A wisp of yearning turns into a cool breeze, and a little coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious and blessed every word. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

37. After strong light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

38. How often do you take a bath in winter? In winter, take a bath

It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer. It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.

40. Summer is a hot season. There is a warm word that is sweet, an old story that is amazing, and a girl I love deeply is you. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

Humorous sentences describe hot weather and talk about mood (Part III) 4 1. What did you learn the most from Lei Feng? -holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .

42. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 3 1, which is really cool.

43. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The policeman's uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"

44. Some aunt: It's so hot: I bought a basket of eggs and went home to become a chicken!

45. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

46. Clothes can be worn after washing.

47. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

48. You can wear the clothes after washing-the latest funny sentence describing the hot weather.

49. Another person died today. His name is hot.

50. I am your weather forecast. I send you cool when it's hot, and warm when it's cold. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

5 1. No need to chop, slice, peel or chop stuffing. Your sweat is salty. You are a traditional dish that goes together. You are a takeout food that is tender outside and tender inside, but it tastes a bit strange.

52. The whole city is hot to death, people are hot to death on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in summer. China is hot to death, and the incoming sun, if you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years? No. 10654

53. I went to work in a foreign country today, and I was lucky enough to be a star once. The passing aunt said: Is it hot outside?

54. Don't think you are not mean just because you are a baby.

55. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

56. Over time, friendship will increase; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

57. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night, and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.

58. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".

59. What if it's hot? Tell the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

60. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

Humorous sentences describing the hot weather in Guangdong

A humorous sentence describing the hot weather in Guangdong 1. My brother is doing his homework. As soon as I came out from washing the pot, my hands were wet and I threw water in his face. I didn't expect this guy to come waving his fist. He said, Sister, you must repay me with your fist! ..... Kao. What a "counterattack"!

2. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing comes with it. May you be cool and refreshing in the hot summer, bring you a happy mood, be cool and warm, and wish you happiness.

3. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and my face is covered with pimples. ...

4. Hold a wisp of breeze and a cup of sweet mountain spring, and gently send my most sincere wishes. May you be energetic, happy and happy in this hot summer, and good things will accompany you, and you will meditate without worrying!

5. In the hot summer, fans ask the sky every year. Why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons that are cold and warm. Hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

6. I like it, I like lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

7. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out with my good friends.

8. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

9. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

10. My Kouga burned my mouth.

1 1. In hot weather and high temperature climate, greeting is like a breeze, blowing away troubles and troubles, caring is like a clear spring, driving away anger; Blessing is like herbal tea, healthy and delicious. I hope my friend you have a cool, happy and healthy summer.

12. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking at the balance of bank cards in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart QQ invisible. Is your heart cold at the moment?

13. In such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.

14. What did you learn the most from Lei Feng? -holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home. . .

15. I want to be an ostrich and bury myself in the sand!

16. I'm not an ant on hot bricks, I'm a crab about to be cooked.

17. The weather is very hot. The sun just came out and it was already a burning sky.

18. It's too hot, give me a break ~

19. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves the heat for you, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

20. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moisturize, friendship nourishes; Gorgeous, full of flowers; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, my thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and worry-free! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

Humorous sentence 2 describes the hot weather in Guangdong 2 1 My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.

22. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.

23. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

24. My cousin gave a Coca-Cola when he got married ... He cried with his daughter-in-law in his arms after drinking it ... and touched all the guests and friends ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his cola, which was very famous.

Just now, a child was kicked out of the car and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang, "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright."

26. Please put the male and female servants in limbo. Men and women can't stand it. It's fucking hot!

27. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.

28. protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

29. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young.

30. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

3 1. It's 36 degrees today, and it's as hot as death, but there is only one electric fan in my house. My mother brought my only electric fan from the living room into my room. My mother has been like this all these years. Every year in the hottest summer, she will bring the electric fan into my room and let me use it alone, while she silently turns on the air conditioner in the room.

32. It's even hotter at noon. People are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!

I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that that wonderful promise was because I was too young.

34. Nezha: hot wheels treads on a steam wheel in cold weather and a wind wheel in hot weather.

35. Take a bag of paper, nine sheets to wipe the sweat, and one sheet to wipe the excrement when defecating in the toilet.

36. At this moment, I found that "stay where you are" is really not a swear word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

37. The burnt gold boulders scorch and melt metals and stones. Describe the weather as extremely dry and hot.

I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.

39. All those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.

40. Shijie Liu Jin described the hot weather.

Humorous sentences about tanning in summer

1. I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...

2. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

3. Bitterness and bitterness all the way, continuous transcendence, maturity and gratitude all the way.

It's hot today, and I feel tanned three times on the road, but there is a typhoon today, and I don't feel anything.

You can't be an idiot if you get tanned.

6. The basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

7. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

8. I get a tan to protect you secretly.

9. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

10. My sister came back from the seaside and got a tan to set off my beauty. I was moved.

1 1. Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!

12. Friend, your Chinese is really good.

13. My teeth are so white.

14. I really like sunbathing. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

15. Man, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.

16. When you lean over, the screen brightness of my mobile phone will automatically decrease.

17. Because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

18. Honey, I'm sorry. I don't understand you. It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

19. You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned, the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.

20. School is about to start. I don't want a crew cut, a tan and a weight loss!

2 1. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

22. A boy, a child! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.

23. I miss you in spring. Don't destroy green in the green season; In summer, I miss you, so don't get tanned in the hot sun; In autumn, I miss you and send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, and the warm south is waiting for me. Thinking about you all year round is a good friend.

24. I would rather die of heat than be tanned, and when will the days of practicing driving end?

25. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.

The sentences describing hot weather are short and humorous.

The sentences describing hot weather are short and humorous. 1. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

There is no need to ignite the car when it starts.

I can't buy raw eggs.

The eggs bought in the supermarket are all made at home.

6. Tell the person you like that if the person you like refuses you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

7. It's 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Pay attention to turning over when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don't bake beard!

8. The stone tables and chairs in the park were burnt by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was burnt, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.

9. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.

10. I saw a coin on the road. I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up because I was afraid of being burned.

1 1. You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!

12. In hot weather and high temperature climate, greeting is like a breeze, blowing away troubles and worries, caring is like a clear spring, driving away anger; Blessing is like herbal tea, healthy and delicious. I hope my friend you have a cool, happy and healthy summer.

13. Hold a wisp of breeze and a cup of sweet mountain spring, and gently send my most sincere wishes. I wish you full of energy and happiness in this hot summer. Happy things surround your mind. Good things are always with you, and meditation is endless!

14. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time to play with your mobile phone when you are busy. Rest more in summer and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.

15. I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

16. Summer is hot, summer tide, flies and mosquitoes croak; Don't be angry, have a good attitude and pay attention to defense; Change clothes frequently, take more baths, and don't let illness depend on you; Drink more water, remember, show me joy. Have a nice summer!

17. There is a hot season in summer, a warm word is sweet, an old story is amazing, and a girl who loves you deeply is you. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!

18. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "

19.29 degrees is too hot to sleep. When I was a freshman, there was no air conditioning in my dormitory. How can I go up 30 degrees?

20. Students, the scores will come out soon. As for choosing a school, 985. 2 1 1。 20 1 1 is nonsense, and air conditioning in the dormitory is king. As for choosing a major, teachers with fewer classes are more likely to find jobs. Gauguin's bullshit. Your major is living in a new dormitory in the new campus. No air conditioner, no electric fan, and power failure at night means giving you a teacher from a world-class university to study international abuses. You have no great future. Don't be silly, you have no future, you will die of heat halfway.

This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.

22. The heat won't stop!

23. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed the timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

It's not raining, it's hot water.

25. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.

26. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~

27. How to reply in hot weather: Confess with the person you like, and soon your heart will get cold.

28. When driving on the road, you have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.

29. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!

30. It's so hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!

3 1. Now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse, it must be.

32. "Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with' innocence' ..." "It's really hot today!"

It's so hot in the morning, watch her stick out her tongue.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

35. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

36. The feeling of teppanyaki.

37. No, no, I'm going to climb Mount Qingxiu in three steps, kneeling for five times and begging for rain. Nanning is extremely hot.

38. It was so hot that I got a tan.

39. My Kouga burned my mouth.

40. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.