Super cold joke with a sharp turn in the brain, with an answer.

Answer: In the telephone booth

2. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes

3. It takes only 1 minute for a snail to climb from Xinjiang to Hainan. Why?

Answer: It crawls on the map

4. Question: What animal did you kill but shed your blood?

Answer: Mosquitoes

5. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay?

Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time

6. What is the ceremony that foreign priests can't perform anyway?

Answer: His own funeral

7. There was a bottle of wine, but Xiao Wang tried his best to open the bottle cap. As a result, he drank the wine without breaking the bottle or drilling a hole. Why?

Answer: He put the cork in the bottle

8. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father?

answer: eunuch

9. What is unknown, do you know and I know?

Answer: There is a hole in the shoe

1. After an old lady got on the bus, why didn't anyone give up her seat?

Answer: There are already many empty seats in the car

11. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it?

answer: dentures

12. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn?

Answer: It's too slow to walk there

13. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when he walks. Why?

Answer: There are shoes

14. In today's society, what do most self-employed people who make a fortune eat?

Answer: Mouth

15. There is a natural black marble. What happens when you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th?

Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river

16. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why?

Answer: Because there is a frog prince

17. What has five heads, but people don't think it is strange?

Answer: hands and feet

18. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold?

answer: it will be stolen

19. What car is stuck?

answer: windmill.