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Copywriter: The groom slowly pulled Qi Lu up, not only taught him martial arts, but also hurt him badly and gave him all his body. The groom does not ask for anything. He just wants the wolf to remember himself.
It's just that Qi Lu succeeded and forgot his old friends when he met new people. All this became the groom's self-righteous one-man show. ...
Women are feminine and men care for them. What a beautiful and striking painting it is. It adds a charming touch to this plain white world.
The groom suddenly felt a little hate. Why did his eyes look so good? Otherwise, you don't have to look at the tenderness in two people's eyes, even the man, which is clear and clear. It turns out that Qi Lu will be gentle with others. ............
PS: I believe many people have read this famous abuse article. How can I get this book by attacking the base? I've had enough. It's really cruel, but I don't agree with the characters inside. One is ungrateful, the other is dead set. . . Especially the dead-set groom, he is always deceiving himself and calling himself stupid or infatuated. What he paid was completely betrayal, deception and abandonment again and again. Fortunately, he still clings to him. At first he was fine, but he hated small attacks. Later, he could not sympathize with the groom. It's sad to love him so much. . But because of his persistence, he finally achieved an ending (although I think the groom is really not as good as dead). Until the end, I still didn't feel Xiao Hong's love for him. The best I can say is that Xiao Gong was finally moved by the groom.
2. Xiao Shu Guyang's "Spare Lover"
brief Introduction of the content
For many years, he clearly knew that he didn't love him at all. Why did you stay with him in the first place?
Just a teenager's temperament. There will always be someone who is heartbroken or beautiful, but he is not bad.
Just because it is good, it is always a backup.
Tell yourself "he is my spare tire", and the spare tire has the advantages of a spare tire.
If you use it, you can throw it away when you don't use it. He doesn't seem to complain.
Isn't it? ......
It looks old-fashioned, but it's actually different.
With the development of this story
Will realize the process of "general abuse-comparative abuse-very abuse"
Readers with fragile hearts are cautious.
PS: Basically, I think this article is the best one I have ever read. I wrote this post largely because of this article. I wrote a long comment and recommendation before, but I don't know why it was deleted. . As mentioned above, "it seems very old-fashioned, but it is actually different." . I thought it was a story of unrequited love, and the little beast fell in love with the little attack, so he was willing to be hurt and still stayed in the little beast. Later, the little beast finally couldn't bear to leave, and the little beast suddenly woke up ... but the story seems to develop like this, but it's not like this at all. . The author's skill is really profound, and he writes such an old dog blood plot so well. . Everything is abused. . The characters are also very real, and they all have such defects. . Especially the small attack, he is really scum (describe incompetence-_-! ), playboy, arrogant, impulsive, face-saving, shameless, rogue ... There is no exact love here, even together, both of them are ambiguous ... Two people are rivals in love, and two people who hate each other come together inexplicably, and even have no emotional foundation. Later, I almost broke up for various reasons, and I have been entangled for N years. I can't tell what happened between them. . But they finally got together. . After reading this article, I am not sure what "love" is. If such development can produce "love", I think "love" is not a beautiful thing, and the reality is not romantic. I can only say that they are just a habit. . I love this article and strongly recommend it. .
3. Sister Murong's "Don't Love Ji"
Comments from others:
In story mode, it's exactly like a dream.
Yuan Yin, who was abandoned by his father and abused by his adoptive parents, came together with Meng Ting, a rich young master, because of money.
Played and insulted again and again.
After all, I left, after all, I was miserable, after all, I was found again. The only difference is that this is a good ending.
This is a text pushed wildly by many people, which is considered cruel by many people, but I can't agree with it either.
In terms of heart abuse, Wen is really touched and hurt.
Everything Meng Ting did for cause and effect was full of sad charm.
This is also sincere.
However, can life make up for so many injuries, so many scars and so many insults? Can love be used for compensation?
So I don't like it. I don't like this model.
My sister said that the eyes of my career are only gray. Can such pain be attributed to the cause?
Because he has been in a weak position, how can he feel that Meng Ting has lost his temper, and how can he embarrass himself?
In this paper, the two lines are parallel, once because he is 27 years old and once because he is 17 years old.
Maybe someone will say to me: feelings are uncontrollable and can't be taken. It means you don't know true love.
The classic of heart and body abuse, seventeen years of karma and twenty-seven years of karma are intertwined, and the story of an orphan's blood and tears is described in a faint style.
PS: heart abuse. The rich attack the weak. Because I read endlessly, I only glanced at it, and it was a long time ago, and I don't remember it very much. So ..... I searched the Internet, and it seems that I was abused by a small attack, and then I was abused from childhood to old age, and I never resisted. To be honest, I really don't like this kind of writing, and I don't like being so weak and slow (I'm numb and used to being abused). . It is said to be very abusive. From what I have seen, I can see that the small attack is really scum. . But it's scum See if you're interested. . This is not my tea. Some people say that they are inexplicably abused, which is exactly what I want to say. .
4. "Bitch" sees hexagrams through quail.
Official documents and letters
Yang Guifei was born in a rich family, but she is weak and unlike a young master.
Cheng grew up in Yang's parents, but his character is spoiled, unlike grassroots.
With the growth of age, Yang Gui gradually became more and more attached to Cheng, and with Cheng's joke that he wanted to be a star, the distance between them became farther and farther.
It was not until the already popular photo of Cheng gradually having an affair with another man was published in a gossip magazine that Yang Guicai painfully discovered that this man likes men but turns a blind eye to his love!
Yang Gui realized that only by using the right at home can he lock himself up. ...
Content label: having children and childhood friends is the loss of masochism
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PS: As can be seen from the name, "Slag attacks the base". . This book is very attractive to me. But personally, I don't think the writing and plot are very good. I just glanced at it and felt a little vague. It was fine at first, but later, I didn't even know what he was talking about. Take a look if you are interested. .
5. Fans' "Red Shoes"
Copywriting:
Their acquaintance and love are based on lies.
The boy cheated him of money, as well as the encouragement and gambling of his peers when he was young.
The man lied to him, clamoring for him to put on red leather shoes and disguise himself as a man, for the sake of his constantly emerging desires. ...
This kind of love, originally like a mirage, is empty at the touch.
However, boys can't forget beautiful women and men can't forget considerate boys.
When they met again, the boy admitted his lies and was forgiven.
What about his lies?
When a boy knows that the woman never existed, can he forgive his lies?
PS: It's a bit of an attack, but it's understandable that the person you love suddenly becomes a man. It turns out that everything is just a lie and an illusion. . This kind of blow will really make people collapse, especially when they love each other so deeply, but the worst thing about him is that he can't let go and the people around him suffer (one of the reasons is that he won't leave because of his humble feelings). Finally, he ...
6. ancient "I love you, it's just a deal"
Copywriting:
This transaction is a beautiful and cruel lover. What you get is grateful love.
Lei Yao!
A cold-blooded lover who abandoned his useless self after becoming famous.
A cripple who lost his memory because of a car accident has only a 10% chance of recovery.
When there are only strangers in the world, you should fall in love with someone who is willing to leave after everyone has left.
How easy it is to take care of the people who accompany you silently.
How easy it is to fall in love with a man who swam across the sea in a typhoon night and only closed a window for him.
So Lei Yao fell in love with Li Duankang! Li Duan Kant has arrived in Yao Lei!
But the happiness that is about to come is illusory, and the result of waiting for the end is a pure bubble.
Gratitude-a noun that love never needs!
Introduction:
In the film and television industry, that "I" supported a backward person, but asked him to exchange flesh, and that "I" had already delivered a sincere heart. . . . He never thought so until he had an accident and started a double-track pursuit. In order to get love, I chose love, and for love, I chose to give up. Who is the winner in the battlefield of love?
Expired star+imperial superstar ... same man, different life, same star, different level. People with little love work hard, and small attacks never pay attention to them until they never leave.
PS: At the beginning, I explained the crazy fascination of the little beast "I" with small attacks in the form of a diary. . Many people say that the author's writing style is very special, but I don't like it very much. It's a bit melodramatic. . And it makes people feel that the "I" inside is a bit tortuous. . The most unbearable thing is that I hurt the most innocent wife and children and abandoned my family for love. . I despise such a humble man who has no sense of responsibility, abandoned his wife and children. .
7. Gumu's "Love of the Whole City"
Copywriting:
A million dollars fell from the sky, who would refuse?
Fools will refuse, rich people will refuse, and success will not refuse!
Cheng Cheng is neither a fool nor a rich man, he is just a helpless orphan. ...
Under the temptation of1100,000, he accepted a small good job without hesitation.
Don't you just pay more attention to the young master's movements and report on his daily life every few days?
What a simple job, Cheng Cheng came to the original owner's side, waiting for the arrival of one million and happiness.
However, where in the world can such a good cake fall? !
I don't want that million dollars. ...
PS: I think I have, but I don't think I have. Anyway, I don't know what it is. It should be a scum attack. Many of her articles are like this. For example, how much I love and hate in a moment of life and death can also be seen. The plot is attractive, but it is a bit confusing, jumping around, and many people don't understand it. . .
8. Jin Da's "Going Up is Not Business"
Article content
When Zhang Ning was washing his hair in the water room, he felt a pain in his ass, as if he had been stung by something. He didn't think much, then washed his hair.
I didn't wash my ass twice and got stung again.
Zhang Ning looked back, behind him stood a boy with small eyes, stealthy.
Zhang Ning this just to react, his ass was pinched, or two times!
He quickly washed his hair, took a towel and shampoo, and wanted to go out. Before he had taken two steps, he was caught by the man.
The boy approached him and said with a smile, "Your ass is really up. Are you a sports student? " ? My name is Qian Duo. Let's make friends and come to see me sometime. "
Zhang Ning came out in disgust and happened to meet her roommate's boss.
The boss looked at the boy curiously and whispered to Zhang Ning, "Did you get your ass touched?"
Zhang Ning is a thin-skinned, face flushed bright red, back to the dormitory to think about it, he was so simple to let the boy go!
PS: I attacked after being abused, and the small attack rushed up to follow the small attack, and the small attack was indifferent. Later, I lost it, and Xiao Xiao rushed to chase Xiao Xiao. . Originally, it was easy for the little beast to be timid in this form, but Kim Dae's skill is profound and won't make people feel this way. In my opinion, he is a man who dares to pursue. . This unilateral feeling is really cruel. Later, the little beast finally couldn't bear to leave the small attack, and he didn't care about the small attack that he later "regretted", so he was Japanese! . .
9. The moon's "nowhere to escape" is very clear.
Copywriting:
That year's infatuation, enthusiasm and sincerity,
In return, the business at home collapsed overnight, and I had to pay my debts.
Because the past is too tragic, because love is too crazy,
When He Yuan wanted to escape from the love that almost hollowed him out and carved his fatigue into his bone marrow,
The man turned his head again!
Shopping malls are like battlefields. If he admits it, he loses.
But gambling on life, worthless love, after ups and downs, can not be destroyed.
But he can't give up any more.
After all, it has been fragmented. ...
When he says it's over again, can he believe it again?
……
PS: The plot is tortuous, the process is cruel, and the small attack is scum. What's the ending? It's a little uncomfortable. Little beast is also a childe, a first-class romantic figure. He fell in love with the bug at first sight and plunged into it. As a result, he got such an ending. In this article, there is a little attack II who loves small animals very much. In my opinion, he is the saddest. He loved little animals more than little animals, and waited for many years without asking for anything in return. However, the little beast finally didn't accept him. This, this, emotional thing, really can't be forced. It's just that I think the little beast ended up like that, being cheated and tortured like a backwater.
10. Run pony, run pony.
Introduction:
You said it was my turn today,
Used to be a bitch, now it's your turn to be a bitch,
I used to be a king, but now I am a slave.
But it's really hard to say whether a good horse will eat grass. ...
Starring: Xiao Rui, supporting roles: awl, Wang Hai, Cui.
PS: Small attacks were not good at first. That abuse, he is undoubtedly excellent, but he is also weak. Pony put love in front of him, and he dared not admit it or accept it. He even abandoned the pony. When he realized his mistake, he felt regret and guilt. He wanted to make up for Pony, but Pony stopped eating this grass ... His later performance was really good and he could accept it. Strictly speaking, it's not too cheap to lose. However, this is a good article worth reading and I recommend it here. .
1 1. Small model "Near Sunshine"
Toad wants to eat the unconventional version of swan meat.
Extract a paragraph:
"Why are you so gentle when you talk to others and so beautiful when you smile? But you look at my face as if I were garbage. " Wei Wei didn't say anything, but what she said was disgusting because of this embarrassing face with her eyes that were tied into a crack.
"I didn't. You are still a child. I won't treat you like garbage. " Ji Bu explained impatiently.
"I can be a garbage, as long as your attitude towards me is different from that towards others." Who disagrees?
Lyu3 bu4 looked at him and couldn't help it any longer. "How can a child aged 17 be as mean as you?"
No one is silent, bow their heads in silence for a while. Lyu3 bu4 began to regret, shouldn't be too eager to get rid of him. However, as soon as Vivian spoke, "I knew you wouldn't like me, so I pestered you and ruined your life until you hated me."
Ji Bu's feeling is no longer just to see a toad, but as if he accidentally stepped on a toad on a rainy and muddy road, took a drag and stuck to the sole. Such a dirty and deformed psychology, although still a child, makes people sick from the inside out.
PS: fake brother. . The attack is a cool, elegant and well-educated brother, while the little beast is a vulgar, rogue and stubborn brother. This is a stepbrother who lives together because his parents remarried. . The little beast fell in love with Mix at first sight and became interested in Mix as soon as they met. With vulgar and straightforward words and naked eyes, Mix hated him very much, and then pestered him ... The writing style is good, but it is a bit long for modern urban writing. .
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