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Interesting and incisive sentences
1, the bathroom is the most magical place, the best time to look in the mirror is in the bathroom, the best time to sing is in the bathroom, and even the game clearance is in the bathroom.
It is still very important to study hard at ordinary times, otherwise you won't dare to get high marks in the exam.
It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it rains more.
4. What is youth? Even if your mother urges you, you still don't wear long pants; What is maturity? Even if your mother didn't rush you, you would have put on long Johns.
5. If you see me pale in the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope.
Because I am an invisible rich man, my money has not been found yet.
7. It's not that I'm slow to reply to messages. As the saying goes, there is a day in the sky and a year underground, so it's not the fairy's slow reply, but the time difference between us.
8. What you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford is chopsticks, and what you can't get into is the bed!
9. We should keep quiet in class. After all, it is impolite to disturb others' sleep.
10, the male god quickly replied to my message, saying that he likes me and doesn't want me to worry. If he doesn't reply to my message, it means that he likes me and wants to play hard to get.
1 1. From this month on, I must work hard, go to bed early and get up early, and don't play mobile phones! If not, send it again next month!
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