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How do you make your girlfriend happy?

Hello! Frankly speaking, there are actually many ways to make your girlfriend happy!

The first kind: if a person who reaches out and doesn't smile is angry with his girlfriend because of his mistake, he can pull his face down and smile and have the cheek to apologize and admit his mistake. Feelings need to be communicated. If there is any small friction or misunderstanding, it will be all right.

The second type: self-mockery and self-blame. This method is actually very effective. Imagine that when others are very angry with you, you call me a pig! Don't compete with pigs, okay? Will she still be so angry? Who will compete with a stupid pig? Or tell her a funny and happy thing you did, as long as it makes her laugh, it's okay.

The third kind: don't care about anything, sweep the floor, mop the floor, wash dishes and wash clothes, beat your legs, rub your shoulders, knock your back and pinch your feet. As long as you can do all the work well, her anger will naturally disappear when you are tired and sweaty.

Fourth: change the subject, ramble and answer irrelevant questions. As long as you can talk and communicate, you can roll with the punches. Give her a candy by the way, and the problem will be solved. However, this method is not suitable for some girls.

Fifth: pretend to be crazy and sell silly, and exaggerate performance. You can sing a few songs and tell a few jokes with exaggerated expressions like a fool. Don't be afraid of being clumsy. In fact, the clumsier the better. As long as you can make her laugh, won't you be happy? Any anger will vanish and be forgotten.

Type 6: Eat, drink and be fed. As the saying goes, women go up and down two ... well, I'm sorry, please cut this off. Take her to eat delicious food. No matter how angry you are, you can't go against your stomach. Just warm up after eating ... let's talk about the next formula, you know!

Seventh: cure all diseases. I admire the wisdom of our ancestors very much. This idiom is summed up too well. What bags and lipsticks can you still be unhappy after seeing them?

The eighth formula: red envelope, red envelope, big red envelope, but this method is too dangerous. As the saying goes, if there are mines in your home, please feel free.

Well, that's all for now. The above methods may vary from person to person. In fact, it is our duty as men to make our girlfriends happy. But in our love life, there will inevitably be bumps and bumps or small friction contradictions. Some friction contradictions are not terrible, and sometimes they are a good medicine to warm up the mood!

Everyone is emotional, and everyone will think that all efforts should be treated fairly. However, in love, there is no fairness.

You really begin to love someone deeply, which means that for this love, you can accept unequal pay, you are willing to care, you are willing to make concessions, and you are willing to pay time and patience. If we must demand equality and fairness in love, I think it is impossible.

Girlfriend's unhappiness is basically not caused by too much, so at this time, letting go of your emotions, no matter what way, can make her adjust, is right. If you gamble at this time, it may be a pity for both of you.

You can be patient with love, which is your growth. Bow your head and coax her, then patiently let her know that she is wrong and let her grow up. Love is the process of two people growing up. If everyone is tough, it will be a bad result.

what do you think?

I want to coax, but I don't have a girlfriend. This is a serious injury.