A complete collection of lines in Zhao Benshan's sketches

There are many classic lines in Zhao Benshan's sketch. Let's have a look! ! The following are the lines of Zhao Benshan's sketches that I carefully arranged for you. I hope you like them. Lines in Zhao Benshan's sketch

1) Don't be General Manager Liu, General Manager Liu, it's almost a tumor. ?

2) There are (seven) monkeys riding on the tree, and there is a monkey underground. How many monkeys are there? (Eight monkeys. ) wrong. (Two monkeys. ) correct! ? "selling cars"

3) shuffle, code cards, draw cards, look at cards, listen to cards, and be silly! ? Torchbearer

4) This? Let me tell you something, huh? Is there? You? Is this your shop? Don't you get it? This is not bad money. ? Not bad money

5) Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant. ? "Happy New Year to the Old"

6) French newspaper, story newspaper and newly published TV newspaper. ? "such competition"

7) look at your corrupt belly, who will believe it if you don't eat it. ? "Three Whips"

8) Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you look illegal. ?

9) Cao Cao broke his heart and his mouth, and his body was almost worn out. He also carried water for the widow. ?

1) Have a look, have a look, stop, stop. ? Excerpts from Zhao Benshan's sketch "Such Competition"

1) More than a kilo? Yes? What's not bad money

2) hurts self-esteem, which hurts self-esteem too much. ? "Hourly Worker"

3) Life is numbered, with a maximum of 36, days. ? Heart disease

4) Don't mention him, my cholesterol is high when I mention him! ? "Happy New Year to the Old"

5) I can see that no one is there, so you can study who locks it. ? "Door God"

6) Does the mouse escort the cat? It's not fatal to make money. ? Happy new year

7) can be enjoyed for entertainment, education and eye-opening. ? "so competitive"

8) fear is love, and love is fear. ? "Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

9) Pork ribs are shared equally by people and dogs. ? "Happy New Year to the Old"

1) People are alive, and money is gone. It's not bad money, don't worry. Oh, stew this well. ? "not bad money"

11) accompanied by the next meal, and finally accompanied by gastroptosis. Use the cup first, then the cup, and then blow the bottle with your small mouth. ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry?

12) I don't know you in a vest. ? "the hourly worker"

13) don't say yes, don't want it. ? "face"

14) pretend to be a manager? I'll pretend to be a grandson! ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry?

15) Get ready to start. Don't be nervous. Use your forehead as a lens. ? I want to have a home

16) so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, glass falls in love with frost. If you don't wipe it frequently, you have to get dirty yourself. ?

17) The Water Deliverer is legendary, detective, ironic and humorous. ? "so competitive"

18) believe it or not? Do not believe! Take two steps. ?

19) If you let a blind man go to the South Pole, he can't find the North at all. You let the cerebral thrombosis go to the fork, and he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao Haixia, but he can't reach his mouth at all. ? "Happy New Year to the Old"

2) has a big head and a thick neck, and is either a rich man or a cook. ? The lines from Zhao Benshan's sketch featured in "The Kidnapper"

1) That's where it comes from! ? Uncle Niu? Carry dry?

2) Tell your wife everything. It's still called gentlemen. ? "Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

3) I am worried that no one will teach me, and sticky bean bags will fall from the sky. ? "Red Sorghum Model Team"

4) Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. ? Red sorghum model team

5) I'm not nervous. ? "I want to have a home"

6) Destroy the village committee, build a two-story building, and build a fence with a height of one foot and two feet around it, and pull a wire grid on it. Four watchtowers were built in the four corners, and they were guarded day and night with militia carrying spears. The whole two iron gates locked the door, and two big German shepherd crouched behind the door. Customize a lock of eight and a half pounds to smash the door to death. Nobody gets in, and you don't get out. ? "Rich"

7) Speak out if you love, because you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

8) Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

9) don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

1) I'm sorry to make you laugh.

11) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

12) The mood of waiting for aftershocks is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, who are afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

13) Don't ask me for anything, and don't ask me for anything!

14) What moved me most was what my father said: Study hard, my child. Dad used to play mahjong with bricks, but now he plays with bricks for your study. "

15) I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

16) Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

17) You never know who casually said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.

18) If I win 1 million yuan, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and I will collect the rent once a day. Wow, full!

19) You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

2) The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

21) I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm done!

22) it's not that you don't laugh, and the powder falls off when you smile!

23) It's so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

24) If you fall, get up and cry.

25) No matter how good Chopin of B is, I can't recall my sadness!

26) Don't call me a playboy if you can't tie my heart!

27) people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

28) Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky. It's safest to make tofu! Dried tofu is hard, bean curd brain is thin, bean curd skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu is stinky! Make sure you don't lose!

29) Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?