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Classic humor joke: cover the shadow with sand

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Classic humor joke: cover the shadow with sand

A doctor had a problem with the sink when he was on a public holiday. He called the local plumber, but was told that he was off today …

On a public holiday, a doctor's swimming pool went wrong. He called the plumber, but was told that the plumber would not go to work that day. ...

"But I will be called out on my day off!" The doctor said a little angrily that the plumber was also tolerant.

"But I was also called to make house calls on my day off!" Doctor, a little angry. The plumber relented after hearing this.

The plumber came and glanced at the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbled something about golf, then handed the doctor some aspirin and went out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn't clear up within 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow. "

When the plumber arrived, he looked at the pool with rapt attention. He's still mumbling about golf. Then he put some aspirin in the doctor's hand and went out, saying, "Put these in. If you are not available for 24 hours, come to me tomorrow. "

The soldiers have just moved to the desert because they have never been to such a place before. They have a lot to learn.

The soldiers have just moved to the desert because they have never been to such a place. They have a lot to learn.

Since there are no trees or buildings in the desert, it is of course difficult to hide their trucks from the enemy. Therefore, soldiers are being trained in g2vPn camouflage, which means hiding something so that the enemy can't see where it is. Someone showed them how to paint their truck in an irregular pattern with green, yellow and brown paint, and then cover the truck with a net. They tied all the pieces of cloth to the net.

Because there are no trees and buildings in the desert, of course, it is difficult for their trucks to avoid enemy planes. Therefore, soldiers are trained to disguise themselves, that is, hide something from the enemy. After the instructor taught them how to draw irregular patterns on trucks with light green, yellow and brown, and then covered them with nets, the soldiers tied many small pieces of cloth on the net.

The driver who owns the biggest truck went to great trouble to disguise it. He ... I spent hours painting it, preparing a net, and looking for some heavy rocks to hold it down. When everything was finished, he looked at his work proudly and then went to have lunch.

The driver of the biggest truck, he made great efforts to disguise the car. He spent hours painting the car and prepared a net to cover it. At the same time, he also found some big stones to fix the net. When it was all over, he looked at his masterpiece proudly and went to lunch.

However, when he returned to the truck after dinner, he was surprised and worried to see that his work was completely destroyed by the shadow of the truck. As the afternoon went on, the shadow of the truck became longer and longer. He stood there looking at it, not knowing what to do.

But when he returned to the truck after dinner, he found that his camouflage effect was completely destroyed by the shadow of the truck. He was surprised and worried, and as the afternoon passed, the shadow became longer and longer. He stood there looking at the shadow, not knowing what to do.

Soon a police officer came, and of course, he also saw the shadow.

Soon, an officer came, and of course he saw the shadow.

"Well," he shouted to the poor driver, "what are you going to do? If an enemy plane flies by, the pilot will immediately know that there is a truck there. "

"Hey," he shouted to the poor driver, "what are you going to do? If an enemy plane flies by, the pilot will immediately know that there is a truck here. "

"I know, sir," replied the soldier.

"I understand, sir," replied the soldier.

"wheel1,don't just stand there doing nothing!" The police officer said.

"ah! Don't just stand there in a daze! "

"What shall I do, sir?" The poor driver asked.

"What should I do? Sir? " The poor driver asked.

"Sure, pick up your shovel and sprinkle some sand in the shadow!" The police officer replied.

"Of course, pick up your shovel and cover the shadow with sand!" The officer replied.

Classic humor joke: key or kiss

A friend of mine is giving an English class to a class whose students have recently moved to America. After putting quite a few daily necessities on the table, he asked different members of the class to give him rulers, books, pens and so on. The class went very smoothly, and the students seemed to be very interested and serious about what they were doing, until my friend turned to an Italian student and said, "Give me the key." The man looked surprised and a little at a loss. Seeing this, my friend thought that the student didn't hear clearly, so he canceled. "Give me the key." The Italian shrugged his shoulders. Then he put his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.

A friend of mine is giving an English class to an adult student. They are all people who have just arrived in America recently. After putting many daily necessities on the table, he asked the class to choose rulers, books, pens and so on. The course is going well, and the students seem to be very interested and serious about what they are doing. Later, it was the turn of a student from Italy. The friend said, "Give me the key." The man looked very surprised and a little at a loss. When my friend saw this, he thought he didn't hear clearly and repeated, "Give me the key. The Italian student shrugged his shoulders. Then, he reached for the teacher's neck and kissed him twice on both cheeks.

Classic humor joke: Go to heaven

Sunday school teacher: Hands up if you want to go to heaven? Hands up ... What about you, Terry? You didn't raise your hand. Don't you want to go to heaven?

Sunday school teacher: If you want to go to heaven, please raise your hand ... What about you, Harry? You haven't raised your hand yet. Don't you want to go to heaven?

Terry: I can't. My mother told me to go straight home.

Harry: I can't go because my mother told me to go home as soon as school was over.

Classic joke: How many rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I give you three rabbits and give you five the next day, how many rabbits do you have?

Teacher: OK, Jonathan, if I give you three rabbits and I give you five the next day, how many rabbits do you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

Jonathan: One * * * has nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I already have one, sir.

Jonathan: I already have one, sir.