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How about Jinzhou?

Jinzhou is said to be near the sea, but it is actually a typical inland city. Traffic location is very important, but it has not brought practical benefits to local people. Since I came to Jinzhou in 1996, I still haven't felt much change in this city. The taxis on the street are mainly from Li Xia, and the taxis on the market will basically not exceed 10 yuan. The consumption level is very low and the income level is even lower. There are few places of entertainment and activities. Ordinary wage earners earn 400- 1000, and individuals live in Jinzhou with a monthly income of more than 1000 (regardless of the cost of buying a house). Except for state-owned enterprises and civil servants, the income above 2000 is high.

The biggest consumer group in Jinzhou is college students. On weekends in the semester, the streets are full of students, and the market is depressed during the winter and summer vacations.

In recent years, the city has expanded to the south, and the appearance of Qiaonan area has developed rapidly, which is quite modern. However, due to the limited number of people actually working and living there, the expansion of the city to the south is actually just a name. Citizens are still concentrated in the old city.

It is said that in 2009, Jinzhou's housing price rose the third in the country. Almost doubled. Many officials regard it as a fact and proudly think that it represents the rapid improvement of Jinzhou's urbanization level. As we all know, the income does not rise, the house price doubles, and the people have hardships.

In a word, Jinzhou is a place where people can't support themselves and starve to death.

Two jokes widely circulated by Jinzhou people, one is that a governor went to Huludao to inspect and fell asleep all the way. Suddenly, the car jolted violently, and the governor woke up and said, "It must be Jinzhou!" " Talk about the road conditions in Jinzhou.

Second, an official in Jinzhou held a meeting and mentioned Tieling, a big city, which was quite despised. Unexpectedly, an official in Tieling retorted: "Jinzhou is a good place, 20 10 is here, and there are horses running on the road!" In this way, the development speed of Jinzhou.

It is also worth mentioning that there are many local snacks in Jinzhou. Barbecue, in particular, is famous all over the country.