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A funny joke is about 20 words.
1, Gongsun Ce has the habit of licking his brush every time he finishes writing Chinese calligraphy, so his lips are always dark. One day, Zhan Zhao leaned over to Gongsun Ce and said, "I have a question for you."
Gongsun Ce said, "If you have a fart, let it go."
Zhan Zhao said, "What about you ... Kiss Lord Bao?"
2. Lord Bao said to Zhan Zhao, "Look at my face for a while." Zhan Zhao: "You're fucking kidding!"
3. Zhan Zhao excitedly said to the shouting person, "Don't worry, Lord Bao is a good official who can't find lanterns!" Bao Zheng listened and said angrily, "Zhan Dashuai, is this official that black?"
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