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What do you think about the 2022 nonsense literature copy? Collection
How to read the 2022 nonsense literary copy?
1. I was driving a taxi once and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?
2. The spring breeze turns green again on the south bank of the river, and the south bank of the river is greened by the spring breeze.
3. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born was actually my birthday.
4. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.
5. You will find that nonsense literature is full of nonsense.
6. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.
7. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.
8. I woke up and found that I woke up.
9. How should I put it, you are very beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, just right, no more, no less, the best thing is your hair It grows right on the top of the head.
10. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.
11. When I discover, I have discovered.
12. The study found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.
13. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.
14. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?
15. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.
16. A crab is still alive before it dies.
17. If heaven is sentimental, then the right way in the world is the right way.
18. How old are you this year? It’s time to find a partner. Yes, you are indeed not young anymore. You can wait until you are ready to fall in love to find a partner.
19. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.
20. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain. How to read nonsense literary copywriting in 2022 Part 2
21. I can fry three dishes, one is fried tomatoes, one is fried tomatoes, and the other is fried tomatoes.
22. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.
23. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.
24. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.
25. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.
26. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.
27. As long as what you said is somewhat relevant, it is not irrelevant at all.
28. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.
29. When you read this article, you must be reading it.
30. It’s been half a lifetime since I left, and half my life has passed since I came back.
31. I was still awake before I fell asleep.
32. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.
33. You are alive as long as you are not dead.
34. If you can see things, it means you are not blind.
35. If he has to go to jail for ten years, he will not be able to get out for ten years.
36. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.
37. There is an old saying in China: There is an old saying that goes well.
38. You look like you are eating.
39. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
40. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.
2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (general 40 sentences)
2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Short Sentences (Part 1)
1. The deceased was not injured.
2. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
3. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly.
4. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed correctly.
5. If you have crossed the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.
6.. Those who are up so late should still be awake.
7. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.
8. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.
9. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.
10. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.
11. One rotation of the earth equals 7 days of rotation.
12. You look like you are sick and have not been cured.
13. Before you found a girlfriend, you probably didn’t have a girlfriend.
14. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a truly dreamy person.
15. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.
16.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.
17. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.
18. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.
19. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.
20. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to waste everyone for half a minute. 2022 Funny Nonsense Literary Copywriting Sentences (Part 2)
21. You say this and this and this, it’s like talking.
22. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.
23. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.
24. My family lost two cows. One is white and the other is also white.
25. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it. .
26. I will definitely live until death.
27. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.
28. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.
29. If you fall from a hundred-story building, there will probably be an accident.
30. It’s pretty, but a little ugly. But it’s also pretty. Unfortunately, it’s ugly to me. It’s just so pretty that it doesn’t show the ugly feeling, so it’s a little bit better-looking than it is. It’s ugly, but overall it’s pretty. The only drawback is that it’s a bit ugly, but that doesn’t affect its beauty.
31. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
32. It’s good, but a bit bad.
33. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.
34. You are also a sensible person, you understand what I understand.
35. It’s been half a lifetime since I left, and half my life has passed since I returned.
36. If you weren’t ugly, you’d still be pretty.
37. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
38. When there are three people walking together, there must be three people.
39. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.
40. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.
2022 A Large Paragraph of Nonsense Literary Copywriting
2022 A Large Paragraph of Nonsense Literary Copywriting Part 1
1. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.
2. There is an old saying in China called "There is an old saying that goes well."
3. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.
4. A minute was lost before 60 seconds passed.
5. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.
6. By advising everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
7. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.
8. If you are my sister, we are sisters. For every sixty seconds a person breathes, one minute is lost from his or her life.
9. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
10. I have never failed in this matter.
11. The study found that people who insist on eating an egg every morning eat one more egg than those who do not eat eggs.
12. If I have nothing to say, then I probably really have nothing to say.
13. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.
14. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately for me, it’s relatively bad. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.
15. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
16. Ginger is still getting older.
17. I remember it, but I just can’t remember it.
18. I was still awake before I fell asleep.
19. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.
20. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work. 2022 A Large Paragraph of Nonsense Literary Copywriting Part 2
21. Young people, don’t be too young.
22. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.
23. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.
24. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.
25. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.
26. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident.
27. It’s good, but a bit bad.
28. It is well known to the audience.
29. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.
30. Before it dies, it should be alive.
31. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.
32. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.
33. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.
34. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.
35. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.
36. What happens tomorrow will be known the day after tomorrow.
37. Playing for 30 seconds in the game is equivalent to half a minute in reality.
38. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.
39. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.
40. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter. 2022 Surprising and Unexpected Nonsense Literary Copy (Collection of 40 Sentences)
2022 Surprising and Unexpected Nonsense Literary Copy (Part 1)
1. You must be very thin when you lose weight.
2. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.
3. Did you know that kiwi fruit tastes like kiwi fruit?
4. It was alive before it died.
5. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.
6. Why do you hate us lazy people? We obviously haven’t done anything.
7. Unsuccessful! then fail!
8. A crab is still alive before it dies.
9. As we all know, the wings of a cicada are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada wings.
10. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.
11. When I discover, I have discovered.
12. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
13. Delicious food is particularly delicious.
14. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more, no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.
15. Luck is all about luck.
16. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.
17. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.
18. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.
19. You look as if you are ill and have not been cured.
20. Half your life has passed, and half your life has passed since you came back. 2022 Surprise and Unexpected Nonsense Literary Copy (Part 2)
21. The hospital examination results came out, and the doctor said that I will grow one year older every year.
22. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.
23. As long as what you say makes sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.
24. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.
25. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary
26. Put some black and white sesame seeds.
27. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?
28. This hand is as big as a palm.
29. When you finish clicking likes, you will find that I have one more like.
30. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.
31. Congratulations! I congratulate you!
32. Have you ever noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter?
33. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.
34. Studies have found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.
35. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.
36. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.
37. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.
38. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.
39. When you have heard this, you have heard this.
40. The last time I was so speechless was the last time. 2022 Nonsense Literature Collection
2022 Nonsense Literature Collection Part 1
1. If you are not ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.
2. I found the pattern of stocks! Either it goes up or it goes down.
3. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice.
4. By advising everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
5. I was still awake before I fell asleep.
6. I discovered that my mother and my father got married on the same day.
7. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
8. When you read this article, you must be reading it.
9. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.
10. When I went to South Korea for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.
11. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.
12. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years.
13. This is my father, and I am his son.
14. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.
15. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary
16. The young man was quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.
17. Despicable is the first two words of despicable person, and noble is the first two words of noble person.
18. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.
19. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.
20. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend. 2022 Nonsense Literature Collection Part 2
21. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.
22. You look like you are eating.
23. Every year on my birthday, my age increases by one year.
24. You will not be hungry when you are full.
25. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.
26. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.
27. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all.
28. The last time I said this was the last time.
29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
30. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.
31. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
32. This hand is as big as a palm.
33. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
34. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.
35. This pig was alive before it died.
36. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.
37. If I have a boyfriend, then I don’t need to add the word “if” to this sentence.
38. When you finish reading this sentence, this sentence is over.
39. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.
40. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence. 2022 Classic Nonsense Literature
2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Part 1
1. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.
2. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...
3. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.
4. If I guessed correctly, I must have guessed correctly.
5. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.
6. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.
7. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
8. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.
9. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Solid as a rock.
10. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
11. Minors are under 18 years old.
12. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.
13. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.
14. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.
15. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.
16. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.
17. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that it takes more time.
18. How should I put it? You are very beautiful. You have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth. They are just right, no more and no less. The best thing is your hair. It grows right on the top of the head.
19. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.
20. This pig was alive before it died. 2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Part 2
21. I haven’t discovered it before, but when I discovered it, I had already discovered it.
22. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.
23. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately, it’s worse for me. It’s just too good and doesn’t reflect the feeling of being bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s good, but the only thing that’s not good enough is that it’s a bit bad.
24. This potato looks like a potato.
25. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday.
26. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
27. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.
28. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit, and Huang Gai who received the beating.
29. I will definitely live until death.
30. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.
31. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.
32. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.
33. I am calm except when I am not calm.
34. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.
35. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.
36. I’m pretty good when I’m not cooking.
37. If I am a rich person, then I must be very rich.
38. If you weren’t ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.
39. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
40. If I guessed correctly, I should guess correctly. 2022 Classic Nonsense Literature Chapter 3
41. You must be very thin when you lose weight.
42. Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.
43. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.
44. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.
45. I pretended to work for the boss, and the boss pretended to pay my salary
46. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was still just a child.
47. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.
48. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.
49. Listening to you fart is like hearing a fart.
50. It’s good, but a bit bad.
51. Delicious things are particularly delicious.
52. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?
53. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.
54. Look, the man in front seems to be alone.
55. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.
56. Regardless of the content, I agree.
57. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.
58. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.
59. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.
60. How many minutes you spend reading these words, how many minutes are wasted.
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