Toad joke

1

The teacher asked, "What's the difference between a frog and a toad?"

The student replied: "Frog's feudal thought, sitting in a well and watching the sky, is negative energy;" Toad avantgarde, want to eat swan meat, ambitious, positive energy.

Finally, the frog went to the dinner table and became a dish, and the toad went to the altar and changed its name to golden cicada. "

So I'm not afraid of being ugly. The key is to have a beautiful dream. What if it comes true?

2

I went to a convenience store to buy mineral water. The boss gave me a bottle of mineral water and asked, "How much is it?"

The boss said, "Two dollars."

I picked up the mineral water, pointed to the package and said to my boss, "Isn't the suggested retail price above 1.5 yuan?"

The boss replied, "I don't accept its suggestion."

three

A child walked into a toy store with fake money, ready to buy a toy plane.

Aunt waiter said, "Little friend, your money is not real."

The child asked, "Aunt, is your plane real?"

four

I saw a billboard today and picked six watermelons for ten dollars. I quickly rode over, gave ten dollars and went in happily.

I was cheated at that time. What is this? Wangzai watermelon?

This story tells us that we can't just listen to the price, but also look at the value of the product. Hahaha, give it to friends in the group ~

five

Chinese is so difficult, how did I learn it?

1. It rained today, and I almost fell down while riding my bike. Good thing I got it!

2. Coming to the place where Yang Guo once lived, the little dragon girl said emotionally, "I want to live a life, too." .

Fortunately, I ran two steps and almost missed the bus in Shanghai.

4. Will poisonous snakes be poisoned?

The headmaster said: there is nothing on the school uniform except the school badge, you don't have to do anything!

six

Grandma: Look, if you are fat, you won't lose weight.

Grandson: I just play fat.

Grandma: Yo yo, still playing ... Are you really interesting?

Ha ha ha, suddenly the whole audience fainted ~

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