Tell me a joke

When you read this message, you owe me a hug; when you delete this message, you owe me a kiss; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine.

I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask: Why not first? Because if I get to know you, I will be the happiest person in the world.

You know... someone as ugly as you will definitely not be able to get married... What should I do? I've made the sacrifice.

With four machines, they want to fly together. It's a pity that the old man turns gray first. Green grass on the spring waves, deep in the cold dawn, bathed in red clothes. Gifted to you, this love will never change!

From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour text messages. You have only two choices. One is to completely destroy your defense; the other is to say you love me.

What is pride? That’s awesome! What is humility? Just pretend! What is thrift? Pick it! What is smart? Blow! What is beauty? You! Haha

Make my wife happy every day!

If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!