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Ideals are like underwear, you should have them. But you can't prove that everyone has it! A woman said,' I haven't lifted the toilet seat in my house for several years ...' It sounded sad. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me! I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, and high school students can only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education! ! ! The so-called different values are: given a candle, some people will feel that a cake is missing, and some people will feel that a whip is missing.