Interesting topical jokes (62 sentences)

1. Don’t fall in love with me secretly, fall in love with me openly.

2. Don’t be arrogant because of favors, and don’t blindly please.

3. As long as I want to win, you are a scumbag.

4. I want to hold your hand and walk to the bright moon.

5. It’s not my fault, it’s just that you are too cowardly.

6. I don’t hate or love you, just take care of yourself.

7. At our age, it is always too early.

8. The story has no twists and turns, and the plot is not bloody.

9. If the gentlemen are not coquettish, the sun will not rise high!

10. Go with the flow, not the tide.

11. You don’t need to have everything, just have what you need.

12. People’s favorite show is betrayal.

13. Live in my heart, have you paid the rent?

14. There is always someone with you, and you are never afraid of getting hurt.

15. The ability is not in the face, the ability is not in the mouth.

16. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

17. The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks.

18. May all your future expectations come true.

19. In my world, it is not your turn to dictate.

20. When the time comes, we will hold hands openly.

21. Force yourself to be excellent and then live proudly.

22. Let’s discuss the feeling of having no desires or desires.

23. Tall buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only depend on yourself!

24. Whether you ignore me or not, I will always be the poor man in your dream.

25. You are embarrassed to lie to me, but I am embarrassed not to believe you.

26. Don’t look at me from your perspective, you can’t understand me.

27. If you can love each other well, no one will choose to be alone.

28. I am not afraid of millions of people blocking me, but I am afraid of surrendering myself.

29. I have small breasts, that’s right, my whole body is full of essence.

30. The loneliness on the Internet is terrible, and the hypocrisy of online dating is terrible.

31. She may not be very beautiful, but you will never catch up.

32. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe.

33. There is no need to rush in life, it is delicious, drink slowly, and the future will be long.

34. Life is like a white horse passing the knee, just suddenly.

35. I will not rely on others because I have had enough disappointments.

36. If I drag you, I will drag you. If you drag me, you will be swayed in the blacklist.

37. Only when someone coaxes you can you cry. No one can coax you to cry.

38. Life has taught me that I can either be patient or ruthless in dealing with others.

39. Everyone has glorious moments, don’t take a moment as eternity!

40. When you go to the toilet, use other people’s paper and let others find paper.

41. The cutest and cutest person in the world is in my mirror.

42. Everyone in the world is cheap, just in different ways.

43. Life is not that long. It is a waste of time to be pretentious.

44. Everything that will leave is trash, and everything that can be taken away is garbage.

45. You are a descendant of Archimedes, you know how to play all day long.

46. Look at your facial features, each has its own characteristics, and no one is convinced by the other.

47. If you make my life in hell, I will destroy your paradise.

48. For people whose avatars are not brightened, their status will be updated automatically.

49. If being handsome is a sin, I would be extremely evil.

50. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to a loser.

51. We always fail some people, but it is natural.

52. We cannot get any redemption for everything we have paid.

53. You didn’t run away when I farted, I love you.

54. Time, old appearance, thinning longing, burying love.

55. Those who love me, please give everything for me without any reservation.

56. I see things thoroughly, that’s why I live such an irregular life.

57. You have to experience some impermanence before you can be willing to cherish the present.

58. Chickens like to hear others call them miss, because they sound nicer.

59. The greatest tragedy in life is that youth is gone but acne remains.

60. If we don’t go crazy, we will be old. If we don’t express ourselves, everyone will leave.

61. Perhaps, some love can only stop at the lips and teeth and be hidden by the years.

62. The society has given me many hardships and taught me to smile and cater to them.