Humorous jokes about dogs

Dogs are good at high jump because they can jump over the wall quickly.

2. Dogs have the virtue of being brave, because dogs don't mind their own business when they take mice.

Dogs contribute to medicine, because there are dog skin plasters and dog treasures as evidence.

4, the dog head has a military heart, and the brand of the dog head strategist has not fallen for many years.

5, the dog is good at communication, even the sly fox has become its friend, the so-called friend.

6. The dog is a model that the painter draws a tiger after the cat, which proves that the tiger is not a dog of the opposite class.

7. Dogs are the animals that advocate husband and wife to live in harmony after chickens. There is a saying that marry a chicken with a chicken and marry a dog with a dog.

8. Dogs are animals that have been sexually harassed many times after chickens, and there is a saying that stealing chickens and touching dogs.

9. A dog is an animal that can't lie, because it always tells people who like ivory that it can't spit it out of its mouth.

10, the dog is the first animal to put forward anti-counterfeiting because it opposes selling its own meat by hanging sheep's head.

1 1. Dogs are the most confident animals. Even people who are the spirits of all things are three points shorter in their eyes, because dogs look down on people.

12, the dog is the first animal to practice "a gentleman should help and walk", because there is a saying that dogs fight against human potential.

13. The worst time for a dog is when it falls into the water.

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