Complete works of Jane Eyre jokes

Complete works of 20 15 short jokes:

1, if adults say to children? Children, don't ask so many questions, okay? So what does he basically mean? Actually, Lao tze also don't know? .

The biggest disrespect for parents is that as a competent bathroom singer, taking a bath every day is still delayed until midnight.

My relationship with the media is very unusual. The food I ate was reported in the news.

4、? Doctor, what about big pores? Turn down the pixels. ?

I really want to eat a worry-free girl set meal-desperate water and desperate Dan Mengpo soup.

6. My alarm clock is like a careful question? I don't know if I should say something inappropriate. Good looking.

And I'm like a person who makes him say yes and then waits for him? Rinrin Bell? After the conversation, Yan Long was furious and shouted? Come on, pull him out and stop him, okay? "bad king"

7. The earliest song that sold Meng in history can be traced back to the Spring and Autumn Period: Is there a forest in the mountains? No? Branches.

8、? One step at a time? This sentence is definitely the meanest irony for fat people.

No one has died since ancient times. The waves of a big river are very wide.

10, the simplest emotion between people is mutual contempt.

1 1, the funniest thing is stepping? Safe entry and exit? I fell on the carpet.

12, the little sunflower mother started class: the child's cough is always bad, and most of them don't want to go to school to dress up, so they just have a meal.

The complete works of 20 15:

1, when I was young, I had a lot of youth and nowhere to put it. When I was old, I had a lot of fat.

2, people are really stupid when they are full, and smart from the inside out when they are hungry.

3, youth is a dandelion, seemingly comfortable, but actually involuntarily.

4. The partial eclipse of the sun is actually caused by children not eating well every day.

5. Society is a carriage. Those without seats encourage rebellion, while those with seats call for stability.

6、? Not cold or hot? In nature, it is the most comfortable temperature, and in the emotional world, it is the most desirable temperature.

7. Summer is here, but the body is still in winter.

8, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, live by this sentence. . .

9. The main contradictions faced by contemporary youth are: food and weight loss.

10, lonely old people stew meat at home. When the meat was almost cooked, he heard the stew say: lonely, lonely, lonely.

1 1, do you know? 10 decibel is the sound of flowers, 20-40 decibels is the sound of alarm clock ticking, 40-60 decibels is the sound of normal conversation, 70 decibels is the sound of fan blowing, 100 decibels is the sound of cars roaring, and 200 decibels is the sound of being trampled on the thumb and toes by 15 cm high heels on the subway.

12, to sum up, all the dramas in Qing dynasty are "Aisingiorro? Brainless and Yenara? Unhappy. "

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