English jokes in grade one are relatively short, with Chinese translation.

A tiger caught a deer. A tiger caught a deer.

The tiger was going to eat the deer, so the deer scrambled to say, "You can't eat me." The tiger wanted to eat the deer. The deer quickly shouted, "You can't eat me?"

The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, and asked the deer, "Why can't I eat you?"? The tiger was surprised and asked the deer, "why can't I eat you?" "

The deer said, "Because I am a national second-class protected animal, you can't eat me anyway!" "

The deer said, "Because I am a national second-class protected animal, you can't eat me anyway!" " "

After listening to the deer, the tiger smiled and said, "haha, then I really should eat you!"

The tiger smiled and said, "Hehe, then I should eat more of you."

The deer asked, "Why?"

The deer said, "Why?"

"Because I am a national first-class protected animal," said the tiger proudly.

"Because I am a national first-class animal!" The tiger said proudly.

-My uncle has 1000 people.

-He's really something. What does he do?

-The maintenance man in the cemetery.

He is really a big shot.

There are 1000 people under my uncle.

-He's really a big shot. What do you do?

Graveyard keeper.

A 747 plane was on its way across the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers. We lost one engine, but we can definitely use the remaining three to get to London. Unfortunately, we will be one hour late. "

After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again. "Guess what, guys. We just lost the third engine, but please rest assured that we can fly with only one engine. We will arrive in London three hours late. "

At this point, a passenger became very angry. "For God's sake," he shouted, "if we lose another engine, we will stay here all night!"

There is only one engine left.

A 747 passenger plane was crossing the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers, one of our four engines is missing. But the remaining three engines will take us to London. It's just that we will be an hour late. " After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again: "Ladies and gentlemen, guess what? We just lost the third engine. But please believe me. We can fly with only one engine, but it will be three hours late. " Just then, a passenger said angrily, "For God's sake, if we lose another engine, we will stay in the sky all night."

English joke (4) My puppy can't read.

Mrs. Brown: Oh, dear, I have lost my beloved dog!

Mrs Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.

My dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh,

Honey, I lost my precious puppy!

Mrs Smith: But you should put an advertisement in the newspaper!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My puppy can't read. "

English jokes (5) bring me winners

Waiter, this lobster has only one paw.

-I'm sorry, sir. It must be fighting.

-Well, then bring me the winner.

Give me the winner.

Waiter,

This lobster has only one claw.

Sorry, sir, but this one must have been in a fight.

Oh, then give me the winner.

English joke (6) The party of mean men.

The notorious cheapskate finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Go up to 5 meters and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it with your foot. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Oh, dear," he replied, "you won't come empty-handed, will you?"

The miser's treat.

A notorious miser finally decided to invite a guest. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said, "You go up to the fifth floor, find the middle door, and then ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opens, push it open with your feet. "

"Why use my elbows and feet?"

"Your hand has been taken as a gift. God, you won't come empty-handed, will you? " The miser replied.

English Jokes (7) Advice for "Children"

Give some advice to people who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old, never move to a retirement community. Everyone else is in their 70s, 80s or 90s. So, when something needs to be moved, lifted or loaded, they will shout, "Take the child away."

Advice for "young people"

Here I want to give some advice to those who are about to retire. If you are only 65 years old,

Never go to a retirement community. Because everyone there is seventy or eighty years old or eighty or ninety years old. Whenever they want to move, lift or load something, they shout, "Let the little one do it."

English joke (8) Which woman?

One night, I drove my husband's car to the shopping center.

When I came back, I noticed that his car was covered with dust, so I cleaned it up. When I finally entered the house, I called out. "The woman who loves you the most in the world just wiped your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"

Which woman?

One night, I drove my husband's car to go shopping. When I came back, I found the car was covered with dust, so I scrubbed it for a while. When I finally entered the room, I shouted, "The woman who loves you the most in the world just scrubbed your headlights and windshield."

The husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"

The doctor lives downstairs.

"Doctor," she cried, skipping into the room, "I want you to tell me frankly what's wrong with me."

He looked at her from head to toe. "Madam," he said at last, "I have only three things to tell you. First, you need to lose nearly 50 pounds. Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will be improved. Third, I am an artist-the doctor lives downstairs. "

The doctor lives downstairs.

"Doctor," she shouted after rushing into the house.

"I want you to tell me frankly what happened to me."

He looked at her from head to toe, and then loudly said, "Madam, I have three things to tell you." First of all, you need to lose about 50 pounds; Secondly, if you use one tenth of rouge and lipstick, your beauty will change. Third, I am a painter-the doctor lives downstairs. "

English joke (10) There is one engine left

A 747 plane was on its way across the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers. We lost one engine, but we can definitely use the remaining three to get to London. Unfortunately, we will be one hour late. "

After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again. "Guess what, guys. We just lost the third engine, but please rest assured that we can fly with only one engine. We will arrive in London three hours late. "

At this point, a passenger became very angry. "For God's sake," he shouted, "if we lose another engine, we will stay here all night!"

There is only one engine left.

A 747 passenger plane was crossing the Atlantic when the captain's voice came from the loudspeaker: "Attention, passengers, one of our four engines is missing. But the remaining three engines will take us to London. It's just that we will be an hour late. " After a while, the passengers heard the captain's voice again: "Ladies and gentlemen, guess what? We just lost the third engine. But please believe me. We can fly with only one engine, but it will be three hours late. " Just then, a passenger said angrily, "For God's sake, if we lose another engine, we will stay in the sky all night."