A collection of funny sales jokes that make you feel helpless

Joke is an artistic expression, expressing emotions in a subtle way. Below I have carefully arranged some dry jokes that can make your stomach ache, hoping to help you!

20 17 The most popular sales segments are car sales and second-hand goods collection;

Sleeping in is for car sales and massage parlors;

Fear is car sales and crime;

No food is for selling cars and begging;

Men who stay at home are car sales and parties;

Women don't care whether the baby is selling cars or having an affair;

On-call is car sales and express mail;

Overtime without compensatory time off is to sell cars and set up stalls;

24-hour pick-up and drop-off is car sales and heaven and earth;

Endless weekend festivals are car sales and Taobao shops;

What can't be wrong are car salesmen and announcers;

Can't make the slightest mistake. It's car sales and launching spaceships.

If you can't fight back, it's selling cars and boxing sparring;

What you can't answer back is car sales and opening an online shop that is scolded;

Taking exams for a living is car sales, going to senior three;

Never too old to learn, to learn to sell cars, to engage in scientific experiments;

Accepting various inspections is car sales and becoming a mother-to-be;

When others are asleep, you stand in charge of car sales and guard Babaoshan;

It's hard to quit when you enter the business. It's car sales and the underworld.

When you enter the business, you swear never to let the next generation set foot in selling cars and white flour?

20 17 the hottest sales segmentation simplification. It is not easy to do car sales because customers are becoming more and more picky. The black car is too dirty, the white car will change color, the red car is too bright, the silver car is too popular, the SUV car is too fuel-intensive, the car is too passable, the low-profile car has too few functions, the high-profile car is too expensive, the staging is too troublesome, the imported maintenance is too expensive, the domestic quality is too poor, the car is too wide to stop, and the car is too novel and thin. Well, it's not easy to sell cars!

Maybe you are tired after the auto show, but our car salesmen are in this working environment every day, and there is a couplet that puts the sales consultant in place:

The first part: a salesman, two mobile phones, three meals are uncertain, only for the four seasons. In the end, all my internal organs were damaged, and I still got up at seven o'clock, set out at eight o'clock and didn't return at nine o'clock in the evening. Very hard!

The second part: Ten years' experience, I've been running around nine districts, and I'm very busy. In the end, I was restless, my body was unsafe, and the seasons were still unpredictable. Don't sleep at night, just for two stinking money, run all your life!

Horizontal approval: sales consultant

A car sales consultant, drinking with some friends, passed out. After being carried home, my wife tried to sober him up in various ways, but it was useless. So I called his colleague, and his colleague said, why don't you try when you shout that a customer is looking for you? My wife didn't understand, but she did it. I didn't expect the voice to fall. I saw a man jump out of bed with a bang, get dressed at lightning speed, and while wearing it, he shouted, what model and color are you driving away today?

2065438+2007 The latest selected sales paragraphs are written for all the car sales brothers who are struggling in the front line. Let's sing together:

Because of sales

Lead singer: Eason Chan Faye Wong.

Give you a set of past data.

Look at our performance at that time

Sometimes I suddenly forget.

What day is it today?

I can't do that anymore.

I blush when I hear it.

Sometimes, despite our best efforts,

But it didn't work

Because of performance

Will not grow up easily

So we're all struggling.

Because of the mission

Maintain growth

So we're all crazy about it.

Because of stress

How can there be no vicissitudes?

So we lost our youthful appearance.

For performance

In that place.

The seller moved forward wave after wave.

People come and go!

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