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Have you ever pulled your pants?

Four years ago. Our troops are stationed in the wild in the plateau area. Poor conditions, no place to take a bath. I'm a recruit. I went to the mountains to take a bath with veterans. The water was too cold, and I couldn't wash it after washing it in half … As a result, I woke up at night with a stomachache … I pulled my underwear, long pants and shoes before going to the toilet. In the next two days, I feel the urge to have diarrhea at any time, and I will take off my pants as soon as I feel it … just like the faucet, it is shooting …