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Joke: What is the earth like? Laugh till your stomach hurts. Laugh and tease your girlfriend.

"What is the earth like?" A mountain village primary school teacher asked. "I don't know, teacher." The students said in unison.

"So, what is my usual snuff bottle?"

"Fang, teacher."

"No, no! I don't mean that, I mean the one I used on Sunday. "

"Round, teacher."

"So, do you understand what the earth is like now?" "See. Monday to Saturday is square and Sunday is round, sir. "