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Who can help me find the lines of the movie Warm Spring? Urgent! ! ! Thank you in advance within noon today.

Dad

Bao Er

How old am I? Why should I be called Bao Er?

Why don't you work a little? Do you really think that painting can tell the fat boy?

Yes, my mother said it could.

Your mother said it had been hanging for five years. Why didn't even a girl film come out?

I said two dog, why don't you go to the neighboring village to ask about it?

See whose baby it is.

There are several neighboring villages. Where can I ask about it? < p?

maybe people are in a hurry to find a baby.

What's the matter?

Oh, I don't know whose baby was picked up by two dog at the entrance to the village.

This is 8% hungry.

Dad, you are the village head. Why don't you make an idea?

Let's see who keeps the family.

We'll give you some rations when the harvest is good.

I'm both girls.

This is a movie. My family's fat water has never flowed out of the field.

That is, how tight our village is these days.

What's the matter with picking up the idlers? Is your mind soft again

alas! It's all fate.

Why do you think this wretched man in bad karma has met me?

I said don't be confused again.

I don't think you're bitter enough in my life.

How do you live a lifetime?

I just can't figure out

What's on your mind?

I don't know what words in my life. I can still read it wrong.

Oh, I think you are crazy about the baby. Where did you get the baby?

Let's go.

What is it that isn't a live baby?

Dad

This baby is pitiful. two dog picked it up.

Then why didn't he take it home?

Dad, our house is not an orphanage.

Wait until the baby wakes up and ask clearly. What's so good about a girl?

Today, that wild baby is a girl.

No one still wants Baozhu. Dad doesn't know what he thinks.

He must have brought the girl back because vanilla is barren.

Come on, I don't care about my own business. Just take care of my three sons.

What are you doing?

what if the baby wakes up and doesn't leave? Then how do I know? A surprised and deceitful

wake up?

not afraid! Not afraid!

don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!

Look, Grandpa has fixed the windmill for you.

Don't be afraid, son!

are you hungry?

Wa, are you hungry? Eat!

eat!

Eat slowly

What's your name?

how old is Xiaohua

?

seven years old

where do you live?

Shanghe Village

Who made the windmill for you?

Grandma made it.

Grandpa will take it home for you tomorrow, okay?

if I don't go home, they will kill me!

tell grandpa, why did your parents hit you?

They are not my parents.

My parents are dead, and my grandmother is dead.

They won't let me eat, and I'm hungry.

Grandpa, I beg you not to send me away.

I can wash clothes, cook and do a lot of work.

Just give me a meal every day.

Be good to Grandpa when Xiaohua grows up.

Son.

flowers, don't cry, don't cry!

Son, don't cry, don't cry

Grandpa, I beg you!

Don't cry

How can I get to Shanghe Village?

Go straight ahead and the village is

Oh, good

Alas, this baby's life is too bitter

Her parents died before she was two years old

The only grandmother died in the first half of the year

This family was barren, so they took Xiaohua

but she was pregnant by herself within two months

That's no use beating a baby < There are too many wild dolls. Have you brought them all back?

I don't know what Ann's heart is

If this is a baby boy, let's see if he can get it!

are you finished? Get in there!

what are you good at with me? Get her out of here if you dare!

What a shame! Go back!

let go! You let me go!

tough with me? I told you to be awesome with me!

why are you so splashing?

what happened when I threw it at you?

Xiaohua, why are you barefoot? Why don't you wear shoes?

no, grandpa bought it.

oh, this baby is really painful!

aunt, why don't you think vanilla's stomach is moving?

Even if

such a good baby, what else can you have?

Xiaohua

went shopping with my aunt

What are you still doing with it? I'll be back in a minute.

Let's go.

Brother, people have lived for decades in their lives.

What are you trying to do by yourself?

Life is a little bitter.

But my heart is steadfast.

Uncle Village Chief, your family's herbs are really good for Xiaohua.

Just now, I saw that vanilla took Xiaohua to go shopping.

? Where did it go?

Over there

Go quickly

Go home after shopping, hurry up!

is that your village over there?

Say something

I'm not going home

Why don't you go home?

I don't have a home, and my parents and grandmother are dead

Then you can't stay at my house, can you?

Grandpa promised to let me stay.

Grandpa doesn't want you, so let me send you back.

Grandpa wants me, and Grandpa said he wants me.

Who said grandpa wanted you?

Grandpa is kind to me, and it's no use if Grandpa wants my

Grandpa wants you

I won't go home

No way! You must go today!

Aunt, I won't go home. Please don't send me away.

I'll wait until Grandpa comes back.

Grandpa won't find me.

Aunt, please!

Dad didn't have any good intentions.

He just wanted the whole village to know that I couldn't have a baby.

I'm so sad all day.

It's also your dad's fault for not having a baby!

I said, if you can't shit, do you still rely on the toilet?

I just can't shit, so I just depend on the toilet!

Be obedient and go to dinner with grandpa.

I'm not afraid.

Grandpa, I'm not hungry.

Son, you can't grow up without eating.

I just don't want to eat, and I don't want to grow up.

What's the matter, flowers?

you don't listen to grandpa?

I listen, I listen to grandpa.

Flowers, eat

Don't be afraid, eat

florets! Eat quickly!

grandpa, here!

flowers, are you tired?

not tired!

Grandpa, I'll cook for you later.

My mashed potatoes are delicious.

Ok, then get bricks.

What's delicious about mashed potatoes?

Paste potatoes are delicious.

You can't be wrong if you listen to your mother. This baby will have to be born by itself.

It's a total nemesis.

I can't get over it when I see other people's flowers.

The daughter-in-law of Er Dan's family in the backyard hasn't given birth for so many years.

Why don't your mother ask you?

ok, mom, maybe they want to hug you.

they will steal you?

look! The eggs are all beaten! Pay for it!

where's the broken windmill?

aunt

take a broken windmill every day. What's broken?

Aunt, don't step on my paper windmill.

I'll never take eggs again.

Aunt, please don't step on my paper windmill.

The windmill is made by grandma.

Aunt, don't step on my paper windmill, please.

little fruit

Hua Er, why are you wearing old shoes again?

I don't want to part with my new shoes

Oh, silly boy, my shoes will be smaller if I don't wear them

I don't want to part with them either. My grandpa bought me shoes and spent all his money

Hua, listen to his advice, and put them on

Otherwise, Grandpa's money will be wasted

Then I haven't seen her change clothes since I wore

Xiaohua.

no! Can't!

three young bastards are not worth a little flower

? Young ones are also their own

and they are better than others

I said I was a rabbit, and they were young ones

fighting slugs, right? I'll help you fight!

it's over! This is all over!

Look, Xiaohua looks like a little old man in her grandpa's clothes.

She doesn't even wear pants inside.

Come on.

You can't kill two chickens all the year round.

Don't go too far.

Why are you turning your elbows out?

what's inside and outside? How can I say that he is also my father?

I didn't say anything about raising one, and now I have to raise two.

Then why don't you tell me how much work people have done for you?

Look at your father.

Grandpa, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere!

Grandpa went to chop willow.

What's the use of chopping willow?

With wicker, there is hope for flowers to go to school.

Go to school? Grandpa, is what you said true?

flowers, when did grandpa ever cheat you?

grandpa, I must study hard!

after dinner, grandpa will make a basket for you!

I want to weave more baskets

OK!

Grandpa, come, come quickly.

Grandpa, hurry up.

Grandpa, look at this chicken.

There are steamed buns from my uncle. Do you smell it?

Xiang!

give grandpa the biggest piece!

Grandpa doesn't eat

Grandpa has eaten everything in his life

Grandpa is lying! Why haven't I seen grandpa eat?

Grandpa eats

Grandpa doesn't like chicken

No, Grandpa eats! Grandpa has to eat!

flowers eat

alas! Why isn't this baby obedient?

These pieces of meat are for the flowers to eat, so that they will grow stronger.

Grandpa, don't be angry. I'll eat chicken.

Hey, come on.

What are you doing?

come here!

vanilla Niang is here, but she hasn't been here for a few days.

Hum, wild cats come into the house, and everything comes.

I think it's not good for her to come.

Flowers are really smart, and they will

flower when they learn. When you go to school, you will definitely get the first place for grandpa.

Then take the first place.

Okay, grandpa, wait.

nothing, little problem

brother-in-law, busy?

come on?

yo, this is Xiaohua, right?

I'm tired after walking. Let's go in and have a rest.

Oh dear, why did you bring red dates again? People are disgusting!

eat more red dates and have children early! Listen to your mother.

This baby is quite handsome.

Unfortunately, it's not our own mother.

What do you say?

That's why Mom is here.

They want it. Let's send people there quickly.

Really? I have to send her away this time.

Flowers, why do you like rabbits so much?

because rabbits are the most pitiful

pitiful? How pitiful?

Pigs can bark when they are unhappy, but rabbits don't bark

Hey, that's true!

grandma root, can you send me a rabbit?

Take your pick. You can have whichever you want.

Take this smallest

bunny.

Do you like me?

Bunny

When do you miss your mother? I'll take you back to see your mother.

I want to have a mother, too.

Mom is dead, and grandma is dead.

Xiaohua

Have you been on a bike?

do you want to sit down?

aunt will take you to play by bike, ok?

That bike runs very fast.

Her name is Xiaohua, and she is seven years old.

She looks quite watery.

She has lost a little weight.

She is so big. Can you be intimate with us?

this baby is a stranger. It will be fine in two days.

You can have the flowers.

Why are you crying?

let go!

Auntie

Auntie, don't go

I'll never ride a bike again

Auntie

Auntie, don't go

What are you doing?

hurry up and get the person back.

Aunt, don't go.

I'll never ride a bike again.

I'm going home.

Aunt, don't go.

My obedient aunt,

My obedient aunt,

His father, what time is it? Why don't you sleep?

Go to sleep

Cai Feng, don't hold your stomach. This child

Oh, mother, he's not so delicate

Don't forget, this is the first child of our Wang family

Go back quickly. This child

I said

Find me the white rice that the dog bought last time in town

Why?

I sent

Bao Zhu's dad, but that's the white rice we saved for the Spring Festival.

I'm afraid it won't digest!

brother, are you busy?

Brother, this is the supplementary food in the village.

Brother, let's talk about

flowers and old clothes later when our village is

insufficient. Do you dislike them?

I don't mind. I'll have clothes to change this time.

Flowers, do you hate your aunt?

Aunt Fat, why can't my aunt have a little brother?

That's God punishing her

Grandpa!

Grandpa, the flower clothes from the fat aunt

Grandpa, look how beautiful these flowers are.

What about pants?

Grandpa, are they beautiful?

nice!

what's wrong with you? My eyes are swollen

Didn't you sleep well last night?

insomnia!

what's new? will you suffer from insomnia?

dad, what is insomnia?

Insomnia, that is, staying with your eyes open all night

That's not a problem?

what?

stupefied!

get out! Eat and get out!

when did you cook the eggs?

you care about people.

look at you!

where are you taking the eggs?

Bao Er, it's time for dad to send you to school.

instead of studying, I'm going to play Bao Er with dad.

I can't read, and I'm worthless when I'm older.

What are you going to do? Dad can't read

Dad is counting on you in my life

Then I'll read

When I'm successful, I'll buy dad a big mule

Then, dad can drive the mule to the fields

Dad, what's wrong with you?

not so good, dad. It's an old habit.

Dad, you don't miss my mother, do you?

What does my mother look like?

Dad, why didn't you tell me?

Your mother

looks good

Dad

Dad is old and useless

Hey, let's play with the word

OK, I'll play

, okay?

All right

I found it, and it's the word "well"

Dad, why are you knitting a basket? Our basket is enough

I want to sell it to save some money

Send Xiaohua to school after the New Year

What? School?

Xiaohua will be eight years old, and her brain is quite good.

Maybe she will be promising in the future.

Dad, what does a girl study?

Just give it to the stutterer.

What do you want from her if it's not our own?

flowers, what are you doing?

I'm picking words

What words are you picking?

Grandpa, you come

Grandpa, look, this is the word "well"

This is the word "do" and this is "