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Who can help me find the lines of the movie Warm Spring? Urgent! ! ! Thank you in advance within noon today.
Bao Er
How old am I? Why should I be called Bao Er?
Why don't you work a little? Do you really think that painting can tell the fat boy?
Yes, my mother said it could.
Your mother said it had been hanging for five years. Why didn't even a girl film come out?
I said two dog, why don't you go to the neighboring village to ask about it?
See whose baby it is.
There are several neighboring villages. Where can I ask about it? < p?
maybe people are in a hurry to find a baby.
What's the matter?
Oh, I don't know whose baby was picked up by two dog at the entrance to the village.
This is 8% hungry.
Dad, you are the village head. Why don't you make an idea?
Let's see who keeps the family.
We'll give you some rations when the harvest is good.
I'm both girls.
This is a movie. My family's fat water has never flowed out of the field.
That is, how tight our village is these days.
What's the matter with picking up the idlers? Is your mind soft again
alas! It's all fate.
Why do you think this wretched man in bad karma has met me?
I said don't be confused again.
I don't think you're bitter enough in my life.
How do you live a lifetime?
I just can't figure out
What's on your mind?
I don't know what words in my life. I can still read it wrong.
Oh, I think you are crazy about the baby. Where did you get the baby?
Let's go.
What is it that isn't a live baby?
Dad
This baby is pitiful. two dog picked it up.
Then why didn't he take it home?
Dad, our house is not an orphanage.
Wait until the baby wakes up and ask clearly. What's so good about a girl?
Today, that wild baby is a girl.
No one still wants Baozhu. Dad doesn't know what he thinks.
He must have brought the girl back because vanilla is barren.
Come on, I don't care about my own business. Just take care of my three sons.
What are you doing?
what if the baby wakes up and doesn't leave? Then how do I know? A surprised and deceitful
wake up?
not afraid! Not afraid!
don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!
Look, Grandpa has fixed the windmill for you.
Don't be afraid, son!
are you hungry?
Wa, are you hungry? Eat!
eat!
Eat slowly
What's your name?
how old is Xiaohua
?
seven years old
where do you live?
Shanghe Village
Who made the windmill for you?
Grandma made it.
Grandpa will take it home for you tomorrow, okay?
if I don't go home, they will kill me!
tell grandpa, why did your parents hit you?
They are not my parents.
My parents are dead, and my grandmother is dead.
They won't let me eat, and I'm hungry.
Grandpa, I beg you not to send me away.
I can wash clothes, cook and do a lot of work.
Just give me a meal every day.
Be good to Grandpa when Xiaohua grows up.
Son.
flowers, don't cry, don't cry!
Son, don't cry, don't cry
Grandpa, I beg you!
Don't cry
How can I get to Shanghe Village?
Go straight ahead and the village is
Oh, good
Alas, this baby's life is too bitter
Her parents died before she was two years old
The only grandmother died in the first half of the year
This family was barren, so they took Xiaohua
but she was pregnant by herself within two months
That's no use beating a baby < There are too many wild dolls. Have you brought them all back?
I don't know what Ann's heart is
If this is a baby boy, let's see if he can get it!
are you finished? Get in there!
what are you good at with me? Get her out of here if you dare!
What a shame! Go back!
let go! You let me go!
tough with me? I told you to be awesome with me!
why are you so splashing?
what happened when I threw it at you?
Xiaohua, why are you barefoot? Why don't you wear shoes?
no, grandpa bought it.
oh, this baby is really painful!
aunt, why don't you think vanilla's stomach is moving?
Even if
such a good baby, what else can you have?
Xiaohua
went shopping with my aunt
What are you still doing with it? I'll be back in a minute.
Let's go.
Brother, people have lived for decades in their lives.
What are you trying to do by yourself?
Life is a little bitter.
But my heart is steadfast.
Uncle Village Chief, your family's herbs are really good for Xiaohua.
Just now, I saw that vanilla took Xiaohua to go shopping.
? Where did it go?
Over there
Go quickly
Go home after shopping, hurry up!
is that your village over there?
Say something
I'm not going home
Why don't you go home?
I don't have a home, and my parents and grandmother are dead
Then you can't stay at my house, can you?
Grandpa promised to let me stay.
Grandpa doesn't want you, so let me send you back.
Grandpa wants me, and Grandpa said he wants me.
Who said grandpa wanted you?
Grandpa is kind to me, and it's no use if Grandpa wants my
Grandpa wants you
I won't go home
No way! You must go today!
Aunt, I won't go home. Please don't send me away.
I'll wait until Grandpa comes back.
Grandpa won't find me.
Aunt, please!
Dad didn't have any good intentions.
He just wanted the whole village to know that I couldn't have a baby.
I'm so sad all day.
It's also your dad's fault for not having a baby!
I said, if you can't shit, do you still rely on the toilet?
I just can't shit, so I just depend on the toilet!
Be obedient and go to dinner with grandpa.
I'm not afraid.
Grandpa, I'm not hungry.
Son, you can't grow up without eating.
I just don't want to eat, and I don't want to grow up.
What's the matter, flowers?
you don't listen to grandpa?
I listen, I listen to grandpa.
Flowers, eat
Don't be afraid, eat
florets! Eat quickly!
grandpa, here!
flowers, are you tired?
not tired!
Grandpa, I'll cook for you later.
My mashed potatoes are delicious.
Ok, then get bricks.
What's delicious about mashed potatoes?
Paste potatoes are delicious.
You can't be wrong if you listen to your mother. This baby will have to be born by itself.
It's a total nemesis.
I can't get over it when I see other people's flowers.
The daughter-in-law of Er Dan's family in the backyard hasn't given birth for so many years.
Why don't your mother ask you?
ok, mom, maybe they want to hug you.
they will steal you?
look! The eggs are all beaten! Pay for it!
where's the broken windmill?
aunt
take a broken windmill every day. What's broken?
Aunt, don't step on my paper windmill.
I'll never take eggs again.
Aunt, please don't step on my paper windmill.
The windmill is made by grandma.
Aunt, don't step on my paper windmill, please.
little fruit
Hua Er, why are you wearing old shoes again?
I don't want to part with my new shoes
Oh, silly boy, my shoes will be smaller if I don't wear them
I don't want to part with them either. My grandpa bought me shoes and spent all his money
Hua, listen to his advice, and put them on
Otherwise, Grandpa's money will be wasted
Then I haven't seen her change clothes since I wore
Xiaohua.
no! Can't!
three young bastards are not worth a little flower
? Young ones are also their own
and they are better than others
I said I was a rabbit, and they were young ones
fighting slugs, right? I'll help you fight!
it's over! This is all over!
Look, Xiaohua looks like a little old man in her grandpa's clothes.
She doesn't even wear pants inside.
Come on.
You can't kill two chickens all the year round.
Don't go too far.
Why are you turning your elbows out?
what's inside and outside? How can I say that he is also my father?
I didn't say anything about raising one, and now I have to raise two.
Then why don't you tell me how much work people have done for you?
Look at your father.
Grandpa, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere!
Grandpa went to chop willow.
What's the use of chopping willow?
With wicker, there is hope for flowers to go to school.
Go to school? Grandpa, is what you said true?
flowers, when did grandpa ever cheat you?
grandpa, I must study hard!
after dinner, grandpa will make a basket for you!
I want to weave more baskets
OK!
Grandpa, come, come quickly.
Grandpa, hurry up.
Grandpa, look at this chicken.
There are steamed buns from my uncle. Do you smell it?
Xiang!
give grandpa the biggest piece!
Grandpa doesn't eat
Grandpa has eaten everything in his life
Grandpa is lying! Why haven't I seen grandpa eat?
Grandpa eats
Grandpa doesn't like chicken
No, Grandpa eats! Grandpa has to eat!
flowers eat
alas! Why isn't this baby obedient?
These pieces of meat are for the flowers to eat, so that they will grow stronger.
Grandpa, don't be angry. I'll eat chicken.
Hey, come on.
What are you doing?
come here!
vanilla Niang is here, but she hasn't been here for a few days.
Hum, wild cats come into the house, and everything comes.
I think it's not good for her to come.
Flowers are really smart, and they will
flower when they learn. When you go to school, you will definitely get the first place for grandpa.
Then take the first place.
Okay, grandpa, wait.
nothing, little problem
brother-in-law, busy?
come on?
yo, this is Xiaohua, right?
I'm tired after walking. Let's go in and have a rest.
Oh dear, why did you bring red dates again? People are disgusting!
eat more red dates and have children early! Listen to your mother.
This baby is quite handsome.
Unfortunately, it's not our own mother.
What do you say?
That's why Mom is here.
They want it. Let's send people there quickly.
Really? I have to send her away this time.
Flowers, why do you like rabbits so much?
because rabbits are the most pitiful
pitiful? How pitiful?
Pigs can bark when they are unhappy, but rabbits don't bark
Hey, that's true!
grandma root, can you send me a rabbit?
Take your pick. You can have whichever you want.
Take this smallest
bunny.
Do you like me?
Bunny
When do you miss your mother? I'll take you back to see your mother.
I want to have a mother, too.
Mom is dead, and grandma is dead.
Xiaohua
Have you been on a bike?
do you want to sit down?
aunt will take you to play by bike, ok?
That bike runs very fast.
Her name is Xiaohua, and she is seven years old.
She looks quite watery.
She has lost a little weight.
She is so big. Can you be intimate with us?
this baby is a stranger. It will be fine in two days.
You can have the flowers.
Why are you crying?
let go!
Auntie
Auntie, don't go
I'll never ride a bike again
Auntie
Auntie, don't go
What are you doing?
hurry up and get the person back.
Aunt, don't go.
I'll never ride a bike again.
I'm going home.
Aunt, don't go.
My obedient aunt,
My obedient aunt,
His father, what time is it? Why don't you sleep?
Go to sleep
Cai Feng, don't hold your stomach. This child
Oh, mother, he's not so delicate
Don't forget, this is the first child of our Wang family
Go back quickly. This child
I said
Find me the white rice that the dog bought last time in town
Why?
I sent
Bao Zhu's dad, but that's the white rice we saved for the Spring Festival.
I'm afraid it won't digest!
brother, are you busy?
Brother, this is the supplementary food in the village.
Brother, let's talk about
flowers and old clothes later when our village is
insufficient. Do you dislike them?
I don't mind. I'll have clothes to change this time.
Flowers, do you hate your aunt?
Aunt Fat, why can't my aunt have a little brother?
That's God punishing her
Grandpa!
Grandpa, the flower clothes from the fat aunt
Grandpa, look how beautiful these flowers are.
What about pants?
Grandpa, are they beautiful?
nice!
what's wrong with you? My eyes are swollen
Didn't you sleep well last night?
insomnia!
what's new? will you suffer from insomnia?
dad, what is insomnia?
Insomnia, that is, staying with your eyes open all night
That's not a problem?
what?
stupefied!
get out! Eat and get out!
when did you cook the eggs?
you care about people.
look at you!
where are you taking the eggs?
Bao Er, it's time for dad to send you to school.
instead of studying, I'm going to play Bao Er with dad.
I can't read, and I'm worthless when I'm older.
What are you going to do? Dad can't read
Dad is counting on you in my life
Then I'll read
When I'm successful, I'll buy dad a big mule
Then, dad can drive the mule to the fields
Dad, what's wrong with you?
not so good, dad. It's an old habit.
Dad, you don't miss my mother, do you?
What does my mother look like?
Dad, why didn't you tell me?
Your mother
looks good
Dad
Dad is old and useless
Hey, let's play with the word
OK, I'll play
, okay?
All right
I found it, and it's the word "well"
Dad, why are you knitting a basket? Our basket is enough
I want to sell it to save some money
Send Xiaohua to school after the New Year
What? School?
Xiaohua will be eight years old, and her brain is quite good.
Maybe she will be promising in the future.
Dad, what does a girl study?
Just give it to the stutterer.
What do you want from her if it's not our own?
flowers, what are you doing?
I'm picking words
What words are you picking?
Grandpa, you come
Grandpa, look, this is the word "well"
This is the word "do" and this is "
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