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I insist on saying good night to Taurus girls, telling a joke every day or something lasting. Is it useful? She doesn't even talk to me on qq.

All right. Is she at school? Generally, Taurus girls are not very good at expressing themselves.

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Taurus: April 2 1-May 21

Attribute: Earth sign

Mascot: Scarab Statue

Auspicious metal: copper

Birthstone: April birthstone is diamond, and May birthstone is emerald.

Lucky stone: basic-blue crystal stone, love-rose stone, wealth-shadow stone, health-red silkworm stone, interpersonal-sea of clouds stone, career-daisy crystal, family-rose stone, learning-four-leaf lucky stone.

Lucky gems: coral, blue crystal Lucky colors: blue, green, pink.

Auspicious plants: peony, mallow, primrose, wild flower, hyacinthus orientalis, violet and tulip.

Lucky wine: absinthe

Auspicious color: pink

Lucky Week: Friday and Thursday.

Birthstone: Emerald (changing traffic, avoiding disasters and enhancing learning ability)

Guardian stone: pink crystal (strengthening imagination and calming emotions)

Lucky gem: sapphire

Suitable clothing: elegant, simple, unpretentious and tasteful "『YSL』" type.

Representing luxury brand: Givenchy

Fashion sensitivity: practical fashion

The most important dates of each month: 1, 10 and 19.

Suitable occupation: fashion designer, large enterprise, sculpture art, singer, entrepreneur, politician.

Jewelry suitable for dating: necklace

Lucky numbers: 6 15, 24, 33

Representative stars: Vae, He Jiong

Representative colors: light blue, gold pink.

Representative notes: #mi

Venus is the ruler of Taurus. Taurus is a conservative sign, and he doesn't like change. Stability is his attitude towards life. Taurus people will not be impatient, impulsive, only patient and only painful. But they are a portrayal of people. Once they decide, they are stubborn and unwilling to make any changes.

Due to lack of security, unemployment is the most feared problem for Taurus, which means that they have lost the focus of their lives. Taurus men have a potential tendency of male chauvinism. They don't talk much at home, but they value dignity. Taurus is practical on the one hand, and likes to dress herself on the other. At the same time, Taurus will also give people the impression of "miser", because the patron saint is Chris, the god of wealth, and they are very cautious about the distribution of money. They are usually slow-heating, and it takes some time to adapt to a relationship, a job and an environment, but after adaptation, they rarely change themselves unless they have to.

Taurus has artistic cells, high artistic taste and appreciation, and is also a natural gourmet.

Advantages: likable, smart and upscale.

Disadvantages: inactivity and stubbornness

Appearance characteristics: symmetrical body proportion, beautiful lines; Beautiful eyes; Sexy lips

Relative characteristics: the voice is much better and the head and neck are short.

Appearance temperament: gentle and far-reaching eyes, irresistible charm

Related diseases: most of them have acrophobia, throat, head, legs, or chronic diseases.

Charming area: eyes

Personality characteristics: strong patience, observation, possessiveness, self-motivation, self-esteem, self-control, sense of responsibility, planning, realistic consideration, curiosity, autonomy, wit and self-adjustment.

Advantages:

Full of patience

Enthusiastic devotion

Taurus sky map has artistic talent.

Be down-to-earth.

Do things in a planned way and stick to it.

Law of life

reliable

Disadvantages:

Choose good and be stubborn.

Possessive and jealous.

It's too sticky.

Too many rules

Too cautious, lacking the courage to seek innovation and change.

Main advantages

authority

You have a quick mind and quick thinking, but thinking too fast often makes you fidgety and impatient. You will have a romantic and ironic sense of humor and eloquent talent.

Good at communication

There are very flexible and euphemistic communication methods, very clever diplomatic skills, and it makes people feel happy to speak.

Thinking jump

Have intellectual talent and creativity, such as lightning-fast understanding, logical reasoning and learning ability. I can see things through intuitive light. I am often interested in mystery and science fiction.

Main disadvantages

Thinking too fast.

Sometimes thinking may be too jumping, interests are changeable, weird and unreasonable, and some lack patience and qualitative. You can skim the water when you study.

Zhuifeng ordered the arrest of the shadow-spreading rumors or taking action based on unconfirmed evidence.

Lack of patience with friends, especially men and women. This may be due to distrust of the opposite sex.

Personality elements

Taurus people often say that it is hot and cold. But they are usually gentle with others. When they are really angry, they will never tell anyone the reason. They don't want to force others, and they hate being forced. They look a little dull in front of people, but they are actually very smart and thoughtful, and they know everything in their eyes. They hate to explain or argue about things, so others always mistakenly think that Taurus knows nothing.

It is said that Taurus is greedy, but greed and the pursuit of food are different. Taurus is very picky and only likes fine and delicious things. I like to go to high-end restaurants and cook well. And in terms of food, their cleanliness is also extremely obvious.

Taurus people only spend money on things they think are worth spending, and never spend things they shouldn't, so people always feel that they are stingy and love money. But they are generous to the people they love.

They are always happy in front of people, but they inadvertently reveal sad thoughts and eyes. Strong and painful; Pride but inferiority; Sunshine is full of melancholy. They see everything in the world too thoroughly, but they are still willing to believe in beauty.

Taurus people have one characteristic. They are gentle with everyone. But this is not because they have a good impression on you, but because they are such people themselves. So there will always be many misunderstandings, so there will often be a lot of pursuers who will never change their minds. People who generally like Taurus don't fall in love at first sight, but after getting in touch with Taurus slowly. After contact, they will find that Taurus is a very attractive constellation.

They usually have a kind appearance, but they are super ambitious. But this ambition is never easy to detect. They are good at strategizing and like to control everything. They can easily read a person's heart, but they still keep good manners.

Taurus, as the constellation of spring, is more rustic than Pisces and Aries. But if you think they are stupid, you are all wet. This is a constellation that gave birth to Lenin, robespierre and Saddam Hussein, and it is also the only constellation that can make Leo, the star of kings, fear. Taurus people have an inner strength, which is different from Scorpio's cold spirit, and its strength is full of vitality.

Taurus Taurus is really considerate, caring and easy to get hurt to the people he loves. However, Taurus knows who to play with and who to be serious with.

They may be stubborn and have strong self-control, so most of them will not argue with you too strongly on judgments that generally will not affect their values, and put up with your opinions with their self-control. Taurus women are very romantic. She doesn't like losing what she has She has a keen sense, and only real and natural things will attract her. She is not interested in plastic flowers.

Taurus is a constellation in Pisces, which also has shallow fantasy characteristics. The boys in this constellation are very reliable, and the girls are very cute, so they can entrust their lifelong lovers.

Taurus people are very sensitive to color, design and lifestyle. Taurus people are always quiet, but they also have a crazy and lively side. Both motion and static are suitable. Taurus people usually smile sweetly, because they only smile at things that really deserve happiness, and they are comfortable and have a little sweet feeling inside. They look calm and strong on the surface, but in fact they are soft inside. Taurus women tend to cry and blend in easily. But they will try to hide it. Unless there is no way, Taurus girls will only show this side to the other half.

Taurus likes people who are as aesthetic as themselves, and also like people who are as stable, patient and patient as themselves. Taurus is always friendly to such people, full of love and trust.