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What are the warm-hearted sentences when the wife is pregnant?
1, recently, the appetite thief is good, and one person eats two people's meals.
2. There will be new members in the family!
I am very busy recently. I am busy gaining weight, and you are busy growing up.
4, my armor and weakness, welcome your arrival and company!
5. Your little baby is online.
6. My armor and weakness are both excited and nervous about your arrival.
7. We finally have a mistress in our two-person world!
8. One body and two heartbeats have never met, but they love you deeply.
9. You have me in your heart and ta in my stomach!
10, I have my period today, and she left home for nine months.
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