Sketch: Lines from Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and the Two Apprentices' "Fooling"

Fan (played alone): What are you doing? What kind of teasing is this? Everyone is so unlucky. Why are you still gloating about misfortune? How can you be so unlucky? In the past two years, I let some Zhao Da fool to fool me. It ruined the year before last and deceived me to the point of lameness. Last year, they deceived my IQ to the point where I don’t even dare to go out on the street anymore. Why? As soon as I go out on the street, people behind me whisper to each other. Isn’t that who he is? He has a big head and a thick neck. The rich man is a cook. When I heard this, I turned around and went back. As soon as I went back, the people behind me shouted, "Don't go back. Come out and take a few steps. Oh, even the vegetable farmers who sell vegetables made fun of me. One day I went to buy eggplants. I asked which one?" How much does an eggplant cost per pound? He said it was seventy cents per pound. I said two pounds was one dollar and four. He went up and grabbed my hand. Congratulations. You will force your answer. I can’t control it. I can’t live. It’s really too stressful. But today is different. So many people in our Liaoning Gymnasium are so friendly and polite to me. They all smile at me. Their quality is much higher than those people. I wonder why there is such a gap between people who also live in Shenyang. Don't say anything, my friends. Thank you, it's great. It's great to say to all of us... Hey

Zhao (entering the scene with a smile): Okay, what can I say here?

Fan: Everyone has said that you lied to me, so you continue to lie to me. Well, I can trot, I can jump, if you give me some arms, I can fly. Do you believe it or not? Do you believe it or not? I can fly

Zhao: I will never fool you when I see that I am not a big fat. I have definitely learned it now

Fan: You have learned it well

Zhao: I believe in Buddhism

Fan: Are you deceiving Sakyamuni again? Do you believe in Buddhism?

Zhao: We have been so good these past few years, can I deceive you? You think you are too cooperative with me

Fan (looking at Zhao): Ah

Zhao: When I said selling crutches, you were already lame. When I said about buying a car, you were already lame. This year, if I buy a stretcher, you may have to fight with me. Isolated from the world

Fan; If you think of me as a fool, then you

Zhao; Being stupid is not your intention, but God has lost his temper with you. Please live bravely. You are the only one. Fan: I told you that I was a big liar. I want to seriously tell you who is sick and who is stupid, right? In the past six months since you fooled me into a wheelchair, I We didn’t have to do much, so we started to study brain teasers as a family

Zhao: OK

Fan: Today I will select three brain teasers that will fool you, believe it or not. Friends, give me some applause

Zhao; please give me a question

Fan: say

Zhao: say

Fan: look at the radio from a distance If you look at the radio up close, there are no wires but you can’t hear it. What’s going on?

Zhao: There’s a power outage and no bolts are plugged in. Fan: From a distance, it looks like a dog. If you look up close, it looks like a dog beating it. If it doesn't move, scold it. If it doesn't move, just pull it away

Zhao: How about the dead dog En?

Fan: Oh

Zhao: Say

Fan: Let’s talk about how the calendar card looks like a child when viewed from a distance and looks like a calendar card when viewed up close

Zhao: I’ll give you a few questions about the calendar card the child holds in his hand

Fan ;Please give a question

Zhao;Please answer the first question NO.1 A gentleman took out a pen at home...Write a few words and take it out to see why it is worth thirty thousand

Fan: Because he is a calligrapher

Zhao: Wrong, he is an accountant who wrote a check

Fan: You... you have another one

Zhao: Please listen to the second question

Fan: Say

Zhao: NO.2 It only takes one minute for a snail to travel from Hainan to Xinjiang. How does it go?

Fan: It went by rocket

Zhao: Wrong

It crawled across the map. Please answer the third question

Fan: Say

Zhao: NO.3 Aunt Wang’s house is old and in disrepair and often leaks, but it leaked the day before yesterday Why didn’t it rain yesterday?

Fan: Because she repaired the house

Zhao: It was wrong that it was sunny and it didn’t rain yesterday

Fan: You...you come again. Come again

Zhao: Come again

Fan: Come here

Zhao: OK, please answer the question. There is a kind of official who doesn’t earn a penny and works hard without complaining. I’m very happy to ask. What kind of official is this?

Fan: It is an honest official

Zhao: Not the groom’s official

Fan: This

Zhao: Please listen Question 4

Fan: Tell me...

Zhao: NO.5

Fan: Tell me

Zhao: Hum, I’ve been on a train

Fan; have been on it

Zhao: Well, this is common sense. The train from Shenyang to Tieling takes an hour to travel. Where should the train be in half the time?

Fan: It should be on the left and right side of Xincheng

Zhao: The wrong train is on the track. Let’s just stab it.

Fan: Stab

Zhao: thorn la turns into a match

Fan: Ah, here you go

Zhao: thorn la

Fan: turns into a match

Zhao: spread the pancake thorn La

Fan: Make a match and spread pancakes

Zhao: How about having your crotch opened haha...

Fan: Do you still have any? You can do it again. Make another one

Zhao: Let’s do this

Fan: Say

Zhao: I’ll give you the simplest one. Just stick out your fingers and there’s a cement in front. Push the wall upwards and it will be a word

Fan: Think about it

Zhao: No, think about pain

Fan: Why do you think about pain

Zhao: Just one poke with your tiger strength. Will it hurt?

Fan: Come again

Zhao: What do you mean if you poke it three times?

Fan: It hurts

Zhao: No, I want to bluff

Fan: Ah

Zhao: It hurts so much, why are you poking at it? Don’t you bluff

Zhao: Poke six more times for what?

Fan: I feel pain and I want to bluff

Zhao: I want to fold it and then take a test again

Fan : say

Zhao: What do you mean by three horizontal lines and one vertical line?

Fan: Nian Wang

Zhao: Add a dot

Fan: Nianyu

Zhao: Add a circle

Fan: Nianguo

Zhao: Add ten dots

Fan: Do not read the word

Zhao: Is Wang Mazi still coming out?

Fan: Come again

Zhao: Why is there a person chanting inside a door?

Fan: Nian Shen

Zhao: Pretend to be five people

Fan: Don’t read the word

Zhao: Nian Squeeze

Fan: Why Nian Squeeze?

Zhao: Five people have squeezed into the door, can you please stop squeezing

Fan: You... have one more

Zhao: Is it still useful?

Fan: Tell me

Zhao: I won’t tell you about the sample

Fan: I won’t tell you. I’ll tell you how to pronounce it horizontally, horizontally, vertically and vertically

Zhao: Nianjing

Fan: Add a person in it

Zhao: No, no

Fan: Add a person without reading the word

Zhao: What do you want to read?

Fan: If you want to be blind, it’s a big deal. If a person falls into a well, do you think he can be blind? Haha... That’s it