Love apartment 3 classic lines daquan

1, Xiaoxian: If idiots can fly, then this is an airport.

2, a fly: now the price is different, the waist is hard, and I can't breathe.

3. Zi Qiao: Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

4. Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

5. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

6. Fairy: Whenever I find the key to success, someone will change it!

7. Yifei: So the juicer, toaster and soymilk machine are all together!

8. Youyou: It's medium rare. Maybe you can put it back in the sea to swim.

Huang Baoqiang: Please remember my secret of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Wonderful choice, I can do it, so can you!

10, Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but sells salted fish.

1 1, (a lyric) Xiaoxian: I thought I was God. I could settle myself and be kind to all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.

the second group

1, Xiaoxian: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins against cows.

2. Huang Baoqiang: Calm down, calm down.

Fairy: How can I be calm if you ride me?

Huang Baoqiang: I forgot to tell you that I practiced in Shaolin Temple.

Fairy: (getting up) You won, and your whole family won!

3. Guan Guan: I'll take you to the movies, horror movies, uncle Zhen Zi 3D version ~ (Haha, I want to see this movie, too)

4. Youyou: Brother Monkey, look, there are monsters.

5. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair.

6, Xiaoxian: University teachers reconcile comedies with the disabled, you will be red ~

7. Zi Qiao: Nobody really takes a bath in the bar!

8. The bartender said to Meijia: I was really wrong. The girl in pink looks so much like you.

9. Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me.

10, Xiaoxian: Dig his siva &；; %￥#……* & amp； Xi 'an explosion% # # ...% # ...

1 1, Yifei: this Epad has Joe's hardware and software about Gu. A face of peach blossoms, sad pronunciation in Chinese, and a painter.

Fairy: Not bad. Is there really that high technology to customize boyfriends according to people's needs? I have to customize it, .........................................................................................................................................................................

12, Yifei: Do you think, why didn't she choose someone else but brought Epad back?

Fairy: Because it's sold out ~

13, Xiaoxian: What would happen if I cloned with teacher Cang # Sola? I feel invincible, my figure and beauty coexist, but I don't know why it is Cang Jin. ) and so on, can be customized, what do you want Hu Yifei, Lin Chi-ling ~

14, Xiaoxian: Original match, change to three? (for all the pain of love ~ for the pain of hate ~ ...)

15, Zi Qiao: If I hadn't saved a little sister who was crossing the street, my leg wouldn't have been amputated.

Fairy: Actually, my leg is the same as your experience.

16, Meijia: narrow-minded+liar+dead end+violent maniac

Youyou: That's simply

Meijia: the perfect lover

Youyou: mental patient

17, Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the rest 1999/ 10000? (Haha, this is really classic)

18, Epad: I only know the kitchen and bathroom. Which is the speaker room?

19, Epad: that day, I met terrorists in the gallery and they stole my shoes.

20. Sorry, I need to calm down. Where is the dead end?

Meijia: You are already inside.

2 1, Zi Qiao: Hahahahaha, 187' s man actually has feet of size 37, hahahahahahaha. (This is also fatal. Hahahahaha)

Episode 3

1, Yifei: I came to the balcony to enjoy the moon.

Fairy: Wow, what an exquisite reason.

(omitted here)

Yifei: Then what are you doing here?

Fairy: Enjoy the sunshine.

2. Fairy: Don't worry, this is your home.

3. Zi Qiao: Why don't you two goods move to nia ~

4. Guangu: You will stand on the podium soon and become a great zombie!

(omitted here)

Guangu: Don't they all have the same pronunciation?

Fairy: One is educating people, and the other is eating people.

5. Yifei: If I hadn't used a whip, I would have killed you filthy post-70s first ~

6. Yifei: I teach Shijing, which is just crazy.

7. Youyou: Please ask the students who listen to the song in front to tell the students who speak in the middle to be quiet and not to affect the students who sleep behind. (Haha, that's what our political class is like)

8. Guan Gu: There are pictures and truth (hahaha didn't say X Harmony X)

9. Zi Qiao: Mario? A plumber picking mushrooms? (It's obvious that the plumber stepped on mushrooms. Haha)

The fourth episode

1, Zi Qiao: It's strange that Guan Gu's friend is a strange man with poor taste in clothes.

2. Meijia: Come on, you are secretly protecting the woman you love!

Fairy: (laughs) What a lie. (Ha ha ha this is really classic)

Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, I'm not talking about you. I was away for a whole season. Why haven't you made any progress? I'm in no hurry. The audience is very anxious. (well said! ! piapaiapia~)

4. Super teacher: Hmm ~ ~ (I think this song is very interesting, haha)

5. Meijia: You should give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what a man should do, instead of hiding here to see what, how to control the fear of childbirth? (Ha ha ha Ceng Laoshi is having a baby soon? Hahahahaha)

6, Zi Qiao: four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, radical, catching turtles in a jar, taking the lead, can be invincible. (Haha, four words to the power of n)

7. Mario: As long as you are happy, I can try ...-_ -_ …-_-b (Hahahaha, this strange millet)

8. Hahaha, I don't know what to say here. In retrospect, Zi Qiao and Meijia removed the doorknob, hahaha.

9. Fairy: What are you talking about? You won't tell her a joke at this time, so you are really a joke.

10, Zi Qiao: Xiao Ze! Come on, Ji! By the way, help me see if that coin is heads or tails.

1 1, Zi Qiao: I mean, you are a beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel.

12, Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand. (classic)

13, Joey: I'll charge you 50 cents for Brother Xian's sake, or I'll charge you a piece.

Fairy: That sounds very comfortable. Aha, hahaha, (suddenly gloomy) My face is only worth fifty cents?

14, Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires.

15, joey: in less than a week, it's better to change it to a foot washing city. (Because Zi Qiao knows how to pick up girls and get rid of regular customers)

16, Xiao Fu: This is the daily necessities provided by the production department, such as biscuits, snacks, chewing gum, towel mask, shower gel, poker, table games, Three Kingdoms Kill, toilet paper slippers and sanitary napkins. (Ha ha ha ha)

Episode 5

1, Passerby A: Awesome, Jiaotong University has a blank sheet of paper, and it can pass! (Ha ha ha ha)

2. Zi Qiao: The ultimate pool party! (A wave of beautiful women is approaching)

3, Xiaoxian: You changed to, trucks lined up?

4. Meijia: Don't be angry, classmate, or let's change another one and have a cake before we go, dear ~

5. Guan Gu: Surround him like those idiots, hahahaha (hahahaha).

6. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you at all.

6. Men in black: I have no salary. What the hell?

7. Youyou: You just can't cry if you want to. You can't escape if you want to. If you want to die, you can't bear it.

8. Zhanbo: Excuse me, do you have any mineral water?

Stewardess: Oh, yes.

Zhanbo: Do you have any juice?

Stewardess: Do you want orange juice or peach juice?

Zhanbo: Actually, I want to drink coke.

Stewardess: Yes, do you need ice?

Zhanbo: Then, give me a bottle of ice cream.

Stewardess: Sorry, we don't have any ice cream.

Zhanbo: It's still mineral water (hahahahahahahaha laughs me to death)

9. Captain: Lights, lights, lights ~ Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain of this flight. Just now, the plane was hit by airflow. Please fasten your seat belt. $ # $ … We are now Oh, my God!

Wan Yu: Something really happened?

Zhan Bo: I don't know.

Captain: Light, light, light ~ Ladies and gentlemen, there has been a little accident. When the stewardess poured me coffee just now, she spilled coffee on my shirt, which surprised everyone. I'm terribly sorry.

Passenger: It's nothing if the shirt is wet. Look at my pants!

10, Xiaoxian: (looking at the new Pearl Princess) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei?

1 1, Meijia: Zhang Qian crossed to the Qing Dynasty to snatch women from the emperor, which is enough. How exciting!

12, Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow.

Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

Zi Qiao: This is another surprise. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Listen, he was scared to death.

14, Yifei: Martyrs can still ratify. Why can't the surprise be reissued?

The sixth set

1, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine has nothing to do with food.

2. Guan Gu has: 1.2.3.4. (1, Ni, 3, Shi) Welcome to ()

3, Yifei: As the saying goes, surprise.

Fairy: You must hang yourself.

4. Guan Gu: Successful, wonderful and unforgettable!

Zhan Bo: A sword, kill me!

6.E-mail: find it in your life, it can be so tacit. With you, we will spend an unforgettable weekend together, like warm light, illuminating life, and we will never be lonely from now on ~

Guangu: Honey, what are you singing?

Youyou: Harmony.

Zhanbo: Here comes the climax.

E-mail: Are you free next week? Next week, are you free? We will wait for you here next week ~ Don't say that you are too busy, don't say that you are not free, we will relax with you ~ Are you free next week? Next week, are you free? We will wait for you here next week ~ don't say you are too busy, don't say you are not free, relax with us! Take a ~ ~ salute ~ to you ~ we ~ also ~ have a ~ ~ ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ (busy rubbing a word out)

7. Yifei: If you have money to buy gifts, should you also consider returning the money to your creditors ~

8. Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table!

9. Youyou: We are so enthusiastic and lively! And enthusiastic.

10, Wan Yu: We are so enthusiastic, so lively, so enthusiastic ~

1 1, Xiaoxian: This story tells us not to abandon others, because you may also be rejected by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. Hiahia Hiahia ~ (Ceng Laoshi is so ugly-)

12, Puppy: Well, I admit it's all my fault (my fault, my fault, my fault). Well, what I didn't do was my fault (my fault, my fault, my fault). I have, wrong, wrong too much, you stop it, say it, say it, keep saying ~ ~ ~ ~ a dog will jump over the wall if it is anxious!

Youyou: So cheap!

Guangu: Sounds like Ceng Laoshi! Ceng Laoshi is not cheap! )

Zhan Bo: Did I beg? I didn't ask? Did I beg you? Don't, I have amnesia?

Zhanbo: Hello, airline, I found the ring. Take it with my girlfriend. I may have proposed.

I'm not making fun of you. I may have lost my memory.

No, no, no, it's amnesia, not brain damage!

15, Guangu: The network is unreliable. You are sure to find countless donors, even the abbot.

16, Guangu: There is only one truth! (that's true! )! shinnjitsuhaitsumohitotsu！ ) This is to help Conan Fan Haha. Let me give you a reason about who this WY is! She is, plague, roof, crow, foreign language.

(omitted here)

Guangu: Also, Ye Wei, breaststroke, Wang Ye, property. No, speechless, dark clouds, web pages, Wang Yuan.

The seventh set

1, Yifei's mother: Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch.

Youyou: You can not only cheat your father.

2. Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are a grandmother. (This is not where)

3. Zi Qiao: Do you like it (hahahaha)

4. Fairy: What do you want to do, marry a Filipino or his harmonious mother?

5. haha, little face

6. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key (meaning of this statement)

7. One fly: He bent. . (Haha, Zeng Xiaolian is gay, haha)

8. Chen Xiaohua: My heart has always reserved an acre of land for her.

9. King: What, I want to use it to open the bottle cap!

Xiao Bing: Listen, King, it's singing, where the peach blossoms are in full bloom ~

10, Yifei's mother: if I don't take this, something will happen tonight!

1 1, Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood.

The eighth set

1, security guard: You are not a nerd, but who are you?

2. Yifei: Ceng Xiaoxian, this car is good.

Meijia: Yes, 1.6L Ecoteo DVVT engine, six-speed automatic manual transmission, BFI integrated frame structure, maximum power 1 17 horsepower, which is worthy of being a small steel gun in the car ~

Zhan Bo: Once upon a time, there was a guardian named Harris. Then he was killed by saint seiya, a saint, and it was over.

4, Guangu: Magic, magic is also a magic inside, there are only mosquitoes that can't be eaten at the gate.

5. Security guard: Who can't swear? The point is, does it work?

6. Guangu: Listen, I'm full of food and drink today, and I won't go home until I sleep. First, I stayed in a restaurant until I was the last to pay the bill. Then I came with her big nephew and my girlfriend, knowing that my girlfriend was played by Harmony, but I was a mosquito at the door for hours! Do you think ordinary people can do it?

Security guard: I thought your accent had personality, but I didn't expect your behavior to have personality.

7. Security: Your friend not only has personality, but also is very harmonious, which is in line with the purpose of our club.

Episode 9

1, Xiaoxian: As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa.

2, Guangu: You can also find someone to elope with you, and then travel around the world together, to a place where birds don't lay eggs and live a naked life.

3. Guan Gu: You have taken measures for more than a week. You should take measures to retreat to the sea.

4, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking.

5, Yifei: Hu's art of war has a cloud, yellow robe is added to the body, forcing Liangshan, and taking the bottom out to turn the tide!

6. Guangu: The stars can go up the wall, and they can go up to the kang at most.

The tenth episode

1, Zi Qiao: Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

2. Murphy's Theorem: First, nothing is as simple as it seems; Second, everything will take longer than you expected; Third, things that can go wrong will always go wrong; Fourth, if you are worried about something happening, it is more likely to happen.

3. Yifei: Imagine the picture. Wan Yu has no veil, and you have no ring. Fortunately, you can hold a puppy. In front of a studio with a locked door, a guy is picking a lock in the background. You may not be able to see it clearly. Because it's dark around, the lighting engineer has no lights, so he can call for gas, but even so, it doesn't matter. There was no photographer taking pictures at all.

4. Wan Yu:

Dear Zhan Bo:

When you read this letter, I will be on my way to the airport. Please forgive me for changing my flight. I know that if I see you, I won't be able to leave, because I can't bear to be separated from each and every one of you, especially you. The days with you are the happiest time in my life. Although I don't want to end, a new story must begin.

Zhanbo, I didn't know what love was in the past, but you made me understand that love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his freedom; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his wish; Love means that when you fall in love with someone, you will be willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the end. If we finish the journey together, we won't lose our lives.

Forgive my naivety, this is the best ending I can think of.

Love, Wan Yu.

5. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever.

6. Guan Gu: Amputation? Then women all over the world are safe.