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One day I got on the bus with a good friend, and the front was full, so I ran to the back, and there were just two seats. There are two middle school students sitting in the front row. After one stop, a woman in her twenties led a 7-or 8-year-old boy on the bus. (I learned later.

This is her child:

There are no seats, so I stand next to two middle school students. Before long, the child began to make trouble and said that his leg hurt.

The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child.

The young woman said: Let the child do it on your knee.

Middle school students agreed. The child sat on the knee of the middle school student.

After a few more stops, a girl came over. It's the kind that is extremely beautiful and extremely sexy. A low-cut skirt.

The bus was moving when the child suddenly shouted to his mother:

"Mom, my brother's little * * is touching! Just like dad's. "

Wandering around!

Hehe, there was a commotion in the car.

That middle school student is very ashamed. Pull the classmate, and then shouted at the driver:

"Ring the doorbell! ! "(He wants to open the door, hehe)

Then, I got off.