A 3-minute joke?

He got into a lot of trouble with his cheap mouth. During the high school military training, because it was getting late, the instructor decided to tell us a story: "When I was a soldier, I was alone in the mountains. I had nothing. Even food was flown in. There was only one The big wolf dog stays with me. Do you know the consequences of staying with a dog for two years?"

I just said, "The dog is pregnant?" So I was sent to run 20 laps on the playground.

One time I was serving food in the school cafeteria, and there were so many people. A boy came to the front of the line and inserted his meal card into the card reader. Suddenly a girl squeezed in front of him and ordered food directly! The boy was furious, pulled out the card and said loudly to her: "I inserted it in, what else are you calling me?!" The classmates behind him were shocked, and the girl's face turned red...< /p>

There is a man who weighs 50 kilograms and marries a woman who weighs 100 kilograms.

On the second day of their wedding, the woman complained to the man;

“You are like a waste battery, you can’t light a light bulb.”

When the man heard this , he argued aggrievedly: "The battery is not dead; it's just that the flashlight number is large and the battery number is small, which does not match the positive and negative poles."

One day, John saw a very special man on the train. A charming nun, sitting right next to her. John fell in love with this nun at first sight, but he deeply blamed himself for how he could have evil thoughts about a nun.

But after a while, John finally couldn't bear it anymore and secretly put his hand on the nun's leg.

The nun felt very shy and her face turned red. She said: "Sir, do you believe in God?"

"I do."

"Do you usually believe in God?" Read the Bible?"

"Yes."

"Do you know what the 3rd line of Night 366 says?"

" ..." John felt very ashamed and took his hand back.

As soon as John got home, he found the Bible, turned to page 366, and saw the third line that read - Believers, you can definitely be more positive.