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The fable of goat advice

The fable of goat advice

Goat's advice fable is an important weapon to accompany children to grow up, and different fables also have great influence on children's control. Then for us, the meaning of fable is introduced as follows.

The fable of goat's advice 1 After lunch, the white cat lay fast asleep in the yard. The black dog found a stranger walking outside the courtyard, shouted and rushed out, accidentally stepping on the white cat's tail. When the white cat woke up, she pointed her finger at the black dog's eyes and said angrily, "You barked while I was sleeping and deliberately stepped on my tail. Are you blind? "

The black dog pointed at the white cat's nose and said angrily, "I always guard this house vigilantly to prevent thieves from taking advantage of loopholes, but you take a comfortable nap here." Lazy cat, don't blame me for stepping on it! "

When the white cat heard the black dog's words, it was even more angry and said loudly, "I caught mice all night." Shouldn't I rest during the day? " Son of a bitch, you stepped on me on purpose, and you were sincere to me! "

Both the white cat and the black dog thought they were right and had a big fight. After that, they stopped talking to each other. One day, the goat said to the white cat, "You don't have a big conflict with the black dog, just for a little thing." Both sides are at fault in your quarrel. You should apologize to each other and make up as soon as possible. "

The white cat thought for a moment and said, "I really don't have any big contradiction with the black dog." If the black dog comes to apologize to me, I will forgive him. "

The goat went to the black dog again and said, "You have nothing to do with the white cat, just for a little thing." Both sides are at fault in your quarrel. You should apologize to each other and make up as soon as possible. "

The black dog thought for a moment and said, "I really don't have any big contradiction with the white cat." If the white cat comes to apologize to me, I will forgive him. "

After a long time, the goat was still unwilling to see the white cat and the black dog, so he asked why the white cat still didn't make up with the black dog. The white cat said, I have been waiting for the black dog to apologize to me first, but he never came! The goat asked the black dog why he didn't apologize to the white cat. The black dog said, I have been waiting for the white cat to apologize to me first, but he never came!

The goat called the white cat and the black dog together and said to them earnestly, "You feel ashamed to apologize to each other first. They are all waiting for each other to apologize to themselves first. How can we make up? " In fact, forgive others, dare to review yourself, and take the initiative to apologize, which shows that you are educated and graceful! "

Goat's advice fable 2 In winter, the shepherd found several wild goats in the cave. He was very happy and thanked God with tears in his eyes. "Great," he said. "I don't want any children. Now my flock can be doubled. From now on, I will eat less and sleep less, and try to feed the lovely goats to make them obey. I will be the master of our whole forest. You know, the shepherd loves his sheep just as the landlord loves his land. He can collect wool from sheep, store butter and cheese, and peel off his sheepskin at any time. All he needs to take out to supply wild goats is feed, and feed herders in winter always prepare early. "

So he took out feed from his flock to entertain guests. He likes them very much. He always goes to see them hundreds of times a day. He tried his best to win them over and reduce the feed for his sheep. Now he has no time to care about them for the time being, and it is always easier for his own flock. Just throw a small bundle of hay to each sheep. Drive them away if there is a need, so that they are not seen by him so much.

But to make matters worse: spring has come, and these wild goats have all run back to the mountains. Without rocks, they felt uncomfortable, their sheep collapsed and almost all of them died. So our shepherd lost all his income, although in winter, he calculated the profit well in his mind.

Shepherd. Now I want to say a few words to you: instead of wasting feed on wild goats, take care of your own sheep.

Today, my four-year-old nephew asked me to wipe his ass after taking a shit. I told him to find his mother, my sister-in-law. I didn't expect this Xiong Haizi to return it to me directly with his ass. Still screaming. Attention, please. Back off, back off. ...