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The most crying joke in love.

1. It turns out that any standard condition, as long as you are touched, is bullshit.

It is said that confession is crazy, but without confession, there is no chance of madness.

I heard that you have been naughty recently. Were you fooling around while I was away?

Even if I let thousands of people down, I never let you down.

I will never chase you, but I will walk up to you silently and pretend to meet you by chance. If you don't invite me to go with you, I will take a different route, which is probably my view of love.

6. It's not that I don't believe it, but that I can't give a sense of security.

7. I lied to everyone and continue to like you.

8. A kite risks only one thread in its life.

9. Take care of yourself when it's cold. I can't borrow a coat or give a hug.

10. I deleted you not because I hated you, but because I was afraid I couldn't help looking for you.

1 1. Spend more time with your girlfriend. She has no basketball or games, only you.

12. I thought about becoming excellent and then appearing in front of you to make you regret not cherishing me, but when you really started to become excellent, I think this idea is naive. The meaning of persistence is to make yourself better and meet better people, and the better person is not you.

13. "I decided to confess." "Oh, then you come." "I stood in front of her house for a long time and didn't dare to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! If I were her, I would promise you! " "You'd better open the door, I dare not knock yet!"

14. I blew the wind you blew. Is this a hug?

15. If you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much.

16. I prefer simple refusal to perfunctory.

17. When you hug me, you are so gentle that you can swim in your eyes.

18. People who fall in love at first sight will really like it for a long time.

19. You are mine, but you can't have it, but you can't stay, but you can't have it.

20. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.

Talking about love: love is a joke. Others hurt themselves with laughter.

1, explanation is a cover-up, and cover-up is a fact. If the other person doesn't believe in himself, it's useless to explain, so leave him alone.

Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. It's only those people who will be unforgettable, not you. Please make it clear.

3, emotional things are very strange, when you are very involved, the other party is very detached. When you are detached, the other person is very involved.

4, some people, some things, should forget it, people have never trusted you. Why flatter yourself?

If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

6. Love is a dream. I always overslept.

7. Will you always be so happy to talk to the person you like but end up disappointed?

8. The speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of caring for you.

9. Cherish the person who loves you, and only cherish the person you love silently.

10, liking someone is the beginning of meanness.

1 1, love is a joke, others laugh themselves to death.

12, whether you believe it or not, philanderers are often the most spoony, and single-minded people are often the most ruthless.

13, love needs no reason, but why, there are so many reasons for not loving?

14, we all thought that we would not leave tears when we looked up; Sleep, this is a dream; If you seal your heart, you won't have the pain now.

15, I always don't care about other people's opinions because some people really don't care about their opinions, and some people pretend not to care because of their heartache.

Talking about love in a bad mood: love is a joke, making others laugh and making themselves cry.

1. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Sometimes I want to leave you, but I don't trust to give you to anyone, so I have to love you more.

Who can remember who said "love me forever" first, but the previous sentence turned into our wound.

There is only one you in the world, and I can love you to death.

5. "If we don't confess, we are still friends, right?" "Yes" "What about confession?" "Boyfriend! Fool "

6. I only have one love, or I don't give. Once I give it, it means everything.

7. When the sun is shining, I will think of you. After all, no one can give me a warmer intuition than the sun like you.

8. Behind the tears is another kind of understanding, and behind giving up is a kind of fulfillment.

9. Someone said, "If you delete one, this group will be empty." . I said, "If I delete one of you, this QQ will be empty."

10. If anyone really treats me, I will cherish my life. This sentence will never expire. I will only pay for people who are worth paying, whether it is friendship or love.

1 1. The shortest spell in the world is your lover's name.

12. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

13. All promises are defeated in the end, and all love words are defeated forever in the end.

14. If you can use "Ignore you!" Threaten a person with conditions, then this person must love you very much.

15. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

202 1 Mood phrase suitable for friends circle: Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts others.

1, don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stabbed by them. Don't be afraid to ask for true love because you are afraid of being hurt by love.

2, heart, pain, tears, staying, cursing, forbearing, beating, beating, injury, suffering, acne, long. Honestly, what else have you not eaten?

3, life is like this, cherish it, you will always be your own protagonist, don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

Sometimes, all you need to do is shut up, put down your so-called self-esteem and admit your mistakes. This is not giving up, but growing up.

5, you must be strong, no one will understand how painful you really are. You must be strong, no one will understand how you want to go on living.

Dear you, never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

7. Is there a feeling that the happiest students always sit in the last row in class?

8. Sometimes you don't need to be too serious. You are not tired of living heartlessly.

9. While you are young, meet someone you like and do what you want.

10, love is a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1 1, when you say never give up, is it valid for life?

12. Don't choose if you don't like it. If you like it, stick to it.

13, if one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

14, nothing is reliable these days. You're on your own. Abbreviation (holy shit)

15, some things, not care, but care.

16, once, you promised me the whole future; Now, you gave her the future.