Short, humorous and hilarious jokes

Words are like elves. As long as you make good use of them, they will have unexpected effects. Therefore, whether speaking or writing, we should make good use of words. As long as you can use it accurately and flexibly, it will make your language glow with vitality and brilliance. Below, I will share a short humorous joke with you, hoping to help you!

A short humorous joke. A friend took the IELTS test, and then in the oral test, he habitually said "My God" when he got the oral expression question. As a result, the examiner knew a little Chinese and asked him what he meant. He said, "Day" means that China people use the power of the sun to motivate themselves. ...

2. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

Suddenly heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. When I opened the door, I saw a young man standing outside with a lot of delicious food. I said, "You must be mistaken. I didn't order takeout. " "I know." The young man said, "A friend of yours in Weibo asked me to show it to you. This is the food he wants to eat tonight. His mobile phone is broken and he can't send Weibo. "

4. The lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

Time is the best teacher, but in the end he killed all the students.

6. You are the sun in the sky and I am the mountain on the earth; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.

7. The sky is falling, you support me!

8. The tragedy of life is: I worked hard all night for a sweet dream, but I couldn't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

9. My brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me 3 yuan a day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks. Do you think I love you?

Short, humorous and hilarious jokes 2 1. What is crazier than love is lovelorn.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

3. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and dear is not enough to kick!

I am not a bone, so I can't let every dog run after me.

Zhuge Liang commanded the battle, and every time he followed the army in a chariot. Once there was a war, as soon as it started, Liang took the lead in driving to the enemy. The morale of the army was greatly boosted, and the enemy followed closely. After the war, everyone praised: "The strategist is brave!" Liang said, "Cha, the slope is too steep for the car to stop ..."

6. If I can remember you in my next life, it must be that I have not completely died in my life.

7. Cheap is also an art. Let's do this art well together!

8. Walking today, the uncle in front dropped 200 yuan when he took his mobile phone from his trouser pocket. I stopped him and told him that you had lost your money. He turned to look at me in horror and walked away quickly. Then I have two weeks' pocket money. Are good people rewarded? In the morning, I went to the bank to withdraw money. There were too many people, so I chose number 48 and called it number 9. When I sat down to have a rest, a girl next to me smiled and dreamed of Duke Zhou, holding the number 14 in her hand, feeling that young people nowadays are really too sleep-deprived. . . In order to let her have enough sleep, she quietly changed our number, hiding her merits and reputation.

9. People who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

10. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "gourd baby" because she snores when she sleeps.

31.1969 On July 20th, American astronaut Armstrong opened the door of the lunar module and walked out slowly along the ladder. Then he left the first human footprint on the surface of the moon and said the famous saying: "sofa."

When I was on the bus, I saw a beautiful woman coming with a big bag, and there was no extra hand to grab the handrail, which was very dangerous. So I got up decisively and gave up my seat to the beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman accepted it gladly. I didn't expect the beautiful woman to get off at the same station as me. When I got off the bus, the beautiful woman said to me, can you help me take my things home? . ? I agreed without hesitation. . . I want to say that good people are rewarded!

3. Chinese girls fantasize about love, mathematics girls count love, history girls attack love, and foreign language girls export love.

Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

5. Take your advice and leave me ten books!

6. My wife will work overtime this weekend. The wife said, "No need to send it. I ride an electric car myself. " I said, "Are you sure?" The wife said, "I am a good driver!" " "I said," Yes, as long as there is no turntable, you will always get to your work place. " My wife said, "What do you mean?" I said, "What should I do when I get to the big turntable and go home?"! "

7. Even if my heart is the liver and lungs of the donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

8. The company has a tough female colleague who is generous, plump and beautiful. Talking about losing weight in the office, I interjected: don't lose weight, it's fine now. Which is better? It feels good! You haven't touched me yet. How did you know? Everyone laughed. I'm a little embarrassed: I haven't touched you yet! I am different from others. Feel it! A public outcry. I stammered: sometime in the future ... when do I plan to implement it.

9. Two brothers go to a restaurant for dinner. After ordering, the boss immediately served the food, and every pot of food was full. The two brothers are too full to eat any more. My brother took the last bite of food. Click, his tooth fell out. My brother shouted, "Boss, the food in your dish is so hard that my brother's teeth are broken!" " The boss said, "Please eat slowly. Let's halve the cost of this table! " The two brothers also agreed. When they got home, my brother looked in the mirror and was frightened: "I didn't lose a tooth." Whose tooth was that just now? " My brother threw up on the spot!

10. In the hotel. A man's girlfriend shouted angrily at him, you are the meanest person in the world! Hearing this, everyone in the shop looked at them in surprise, especially the man. At this critical moment, the man loudly said to his girlfriend: You scold him too well! What else did you scold him?

Short humorous joke 4 1, minister, someone is coming to make trouble. ""get out! " "I can't get rid of it." "Then call it out! "..." Minister, it's over. You kill people too hard. It is an old woman. " "Mama of, give her fifty thousand, and then make trouble again! "... a few days later, the minister's hometown called. "Doug Wei, your mother went to the city a few days ago to see you killed. People lost 5 thousand ... "

2. I was in a hurry to put on my clothes inside out in the morning, and no one told me after wearing them all day. Look in the mirror at night and find "why didn't anyone tell me?" My roommate said seriously, "Embi looks much better in it." I "..."

3. "Ah, what a coincidence, it's really fate to meet you again." I said happily to the goddess.

"Get out!" Then the goddess kicked me out of the ladies' room.

I found a fortune teller to calculate a divination for me. He looked at it and said, "Brother, you must have been born in the early hours of the morning." I was surprised: "How can you calculate so accurately?" He stroked his beard and said, "Because it's ugly from one to three in the morning."

I have used my mobile phone for two years and want to change it for a new one. Go and discuss with your wife: wife, you see the mobile phone is too old. Give it a new one! Wife: ok, change it in one step this time! Me: Hehe, thank you, wife. What machine do you want to change for me? Wife: old man machine!

6. A boy is particularly lazy and loves fantasy. Finally, one day, there was no clothes to change. He soaked all his dirty clothes in a big basin. I sat next to myself and stared at the clothes in the basin and said, "Good boy, take a bath by yourself!" " "

7. An investigator was sent to visit the residents of an inaccessible village after the electricity was turned on, asking whether it was more convenient for them after the electricity was turned on. An old lady said, "I thank you very much." In the future, I will find a match to light the oil lamp, and I will never have to touch the dark again. "

8. Now we are: what we can't get up is grades, what we can't get down is weight, what we can't get up is chopsticks, and what we can't get into is a warm bed. ......

9. When most people care about whether you fly high or not, only a few people care about whether you are tired or not. This is friendship.

10, there are two kinds of evolution: one is from animals to people, which is natural evolution; The other is from man to beast and then to beast, which is social evolution.

1 1, "Why do you specialize in landscape painting?" "Because no tree will bother me and say that I don't paint at all."

There is a piece of cloth in the shop window. You cut a foot, he pulls eight feet ... no one has investigated what this cloth has done. On the whole, however, they make hats, shorts, soles, diapers and rags. ...

13, caught a cold, especially uncomfortable. It's hot in summer, but I'm cold and covered with a quilt. My husband came back, looked at me and said calmly, hold on until you become a butterfly.

14, why are the spectators at the Olympic archery range so civilized? Because they know they're all within range!

15, the owner of a private enterprise, with assets of over 190 million, was asked during the interview: the secret of success.

He said: At that time, he was also very confused and was about to graduate. He applied to many companies, but there was no news. Finally, I went home, and my dad gave me 2 billion.

16, once I fought with my classmates, my father chased me and beat me wildly. My mother took my father's hand and said, "Stop fighting, you are sweating." I'm finally relieved. As a result, my mother took out her belt and said, "It's my turn.

Humorous short joke 5 1. Husband is going to work, wife: "I know I go to work every day." Can you accompany me? " Husband: "I want to make money!" " "Wife:" Ok, go to work, I wonder who this class is? It's really embarrassing. She still pays every day! "

2. Wife: I will be angry if you don't wash your feet! The husband looked away from the computer screen reluctantly and said to his wife, don't be angry in the future, just have a baby.

Recently, there is a popular saying on the Internet that Ma Yun is the richest man, with 654.38+05 billion people in China and 654.38+03 billion people in our province. He gave each of us 65.438+00 billion yuan, so we are all billionaires. He still has 65.438+04.87 billion yuan, and he is the richest man. This sentence deeply touched me.

I took a taxi to my friend's house and dozed off for a while. The original 30-block journey was rounded to 80 by the driver! I said heroically, "Brother, this is 100, keep the change!" The driver looked at the car and said, "Where's the money? Where did you put it? " I got off the bus and ran, shouting at the driver, "I told you not to look, you can't find it!" " "

During the exam, the invigilator took the menstrual towel with 2cm underwear leaked from the same table as a cheat sheet and pulled it out on the spot. ...

My security door broke down two days ago, so I called the manufacturer. After half an hour, the technicians couldn't open it either. Helpless, we can only call 1 10 to call the police. The police came and pulled a thief who had just been caught and said, "Come on, I'll give you ten minutes. I'm still in a hurry to get off work." The thief looked at the lock and said, "No, only five minutes." After a while, Kaka, the door opened. Seeing the technicians in the factory look ugly!

7. The retired couple felt particularly lonely sitting at home, so they decided to call a young couple they knew to see what they were doing. After a while, the wife put down the phone and said, "People are talking while drinking, or let's do the same." The husband said, "OK, let's make a pot of coffee." Soon, they made coffee, sat down and stared at each other. The husband said, "Call again and see what they are saying."

8. My family has a 6-year-old cousin. Super precocious, saved a lot of money. Yesterday was her father's birthday. I knocked on her father's door early in the morning and said seriously, "I heard them say today is your birthday." I have nothing for you. I will give you 100 yuan to buy my birthday cake! " Her father froze for three seconds, and was moved to tears, saying that your mother only gave me 10 yuan once. Now showing off everywhere is really his own daughter!

9. The school will hold a parent-teacher conference. Xiaoming failed in the exam for fear that his father would hit him. After thinking hard, he quickly placarded and came to the labor market. The sign reads: Parents will recruit temporary dad, and the price is negotiable!

10. The husband came home from work. I saw a box of cakes on the table with three candles on it. He asked, "Whose birthday is it today?" The wife next to him replied coldly, "It's this dress on me. I am 3 years old today! "

1 1. One day, a young man asked the master: Master, I am thirty years old and haven't found a girlfriend yet. Can you tell me why? The master didn't speak, so he took out a lotus root and took a bite. Youth: Oh, I see, you want me to be more careful! Master: Take care of your sister. Come on, repeat after me. Eat the ugly lotus root!

12. I remember my wife called me last weekend and said, "Buy more delicious food outside. Don't treat yourself badly. " I said, "Don't worry, wife, I will take care of myself. Don't worry about me. " My heart is very bitter: "You have a salary card. You don't know how much you give me a month. What do you want me to buy? "

13. Last night, I opened a box in the Internet cafe to watch a movie, and bought a bottle of nutrition express drink and put it next to it. When I was drinking, I saw a punch line and couldn't help spraying it on the screen above the computer. I was wiping it with a paper towel when the door suddenly opened. I will never forget the eyes of the stationmaster at that time!

14. My last name is Nie. I just went to the airport to meet a client. After the meeting, the customer warmly greeted me and shook hands: hello, Mr. Nie! Hello! At this moment, his secretary looked at me with strange eyes ... your sister! You're the asshole! Your whole family are assholes!

15. In junior high school, there was a buddy who was very naughty. He was often punished by the head teacher and kicked his ass, but this guy didn't say a word. We asked him if he was okay, and they all said, "Nothing, it doesn't hurt. Anyway, it is his father! " We always thought he had backbone! ..... until we went to the toilet together, he took off his underwear and took out a photo behind his ass. I was shocked! I wonder how he did it. It's really the head teacher's father in the photo!

16. I remember a Japanese bought fruit when he visited China last month. He picked up a cherry and said, "Your apples in China are several times smaller than our Japanese apples." Then he said, "Your watermelons in China are several times smaller than our Japanese watermelons." As a result, the shopkeeper rushed out and said, "This is a grape."

17. I went to my classmate's house to play. His mother fell asleep and his father worked overtime. I get addicted to cigarettes at night and go to the kitchen to smoke secretly in the dark. Who knows her mother woke up to go to the bathroom! "Where's the son?" His mother asked, I was scared silly, I guess it was his father. Wit, I pointed to my classmate's dormitory with a cigarette butt. His mother got it and went to the bathroom in the dark. I thought I dodged a bullet, but as soon as his mother came out, she hugged me from behind and said, "You damn fool ~"

18. When I was in high school, I had to go home from school through a mountain road. One day, I had a stomachache on the road. As soon as I saw no one around, I took off my pants and pulled to the side of the road. Suddenly a female classmate came along the corner. In desperation, I slipped up the steep slope and hid in the grass. Just when I was nervous, a fighting goat suddenly rolled down from the top of the mountain. Under the great impact, I rolled from the hillside to the side of the road with the goat. That female classmate suddenly saw me holding a sheep naked and ran away screaming ... Then the news that I fucked a goat spread at school.

19. One day, a young man came to the master. Young man: "Master, I dreamed last night that I became the leaning tower of Pisa. Can you tell me what this means? " Master: "Well, dreams are the opposite." Young man: "Master, are you saying that I am straight?" Host: "No, I said you are Sabie."

Humorous short joke 6 1. On the way, I met an old man who fainted and sent him to the hospital at once. At that time, I called my girlfriend because I didn't have much money. As soon as my girlfriend entered the ward, she scolded, "You are out of your mind, so why bother!" When she saw the old man in the hospital bed, she was shocked: "Dad!" " The old man glanced at my girlfriend and said to me, "Young man, you are nice. Listen to me and break up with my daughter. "

My son failed in the middle school entrance examination and was scolded by his wife. I went to comfort my son: "You must study hard and surpass your father in the future." The son paused and said weakly, "I can't guarantee anything else!" " But I'm sure I'll find a better wife than you in the future. "

3. The class teacher said: You throw away the food, have you ever thought how sorry you are for the hard-working farmer's uncle? A classmate stood up and said, I'm sorry for the food cooked by aunt in the canteen. How can fresh vegetables be made into such terrible dishes? I think that pig even fried pork is a wrongful death! Class teacher.

When I was in high school, boys and girls would climb the wall to surf the Internet at night, but girls would not climb the wall. A group of boys scrambled to hold their thighs and push their hips up with their shoulders. Classmate Guo Laosan heard about this good thing and came to join in the fun at night. Unexpectedly, all the beautiful girls were robbed, so the guy had to confront a fat girl in a skirt. After the top, Guo Laosan touched his head and looked at the blood in one hand. He cried with a wow. Later, when the students carried him to the hospital for dressing, the doctor couldn't find the wound!

5. Being dragged by the Civil Affairs Bureau, I said to her, "Otherwise, you can accompany me to get the certificate." Girlfriend thought for a moment and nodded. After going upstairs, I happily received my China people's * * * and national minimum living allowance.

6. I felt very sad when I was lovelorn in high school. Back to the dormitory, I saw my roommate watching Huang and sat down. The more I think about it, the sadder it gets. Roommate turned around and said blankly, yes … no, you read first.

7. My brother will go abroad for training for half a year. I don't trust his girlfriend as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade. She invited me to drink last night ... "Brother, if you rent a house anyway, you can live in my house and watch her for me." I felt a warm current gushing out from my lower back and held his hand tightly: "Don't worry, brother! I promise not to let other men touch her! "

8. These days, men think that the more beautiful the lover's watch, the better; The more Xiaomi's pocket watch is, the more secret it is; Miss's electronic watch is, the fresher; My wife's automatic watch doesn't wind up; All kinds of watches can only be mastered by time!

9. A few days ago at work, a young colleague asked for a bottle of big Sprite and poured it for everyone. When it was my turn, the bottle was empty. My colleague shook the Sprite bottle and said to the waiter, "Is this still available?" The waiter ran over, took the bottle and examined it carefully. He said sincerely, "No more."

10. Xiaoming came home from the exam, and his mother asked him, "How did you do in the exam?" Xiao Ming said, "Only one question is wrong." Mother asked, "What's the problem? Xiao Ming said, "How much is 3 times 7?" Mother asked, "How much are you?" Xiao Ming said, "I have been waiting for 20 years regardless of the willy-nilly. 9! "

1 1. The couple went out for an outing by bike. After they climbed a big slope with difficulty, the husband panted, "This, this slope is really steep, it's really difficult to climb, and I'm exhausted!" " My wife echoed, "Yes, if I hadn't stepped on the brakes tightly, we would have slipped down." "

12. Wife: What do you think of sex? Husband: I don't think so, but there are many ways.

13. One day, a classmate's girlfriend came to the dormitory to find him. It happened that he had something to do temporarily, and his girlfriend was sitting on his bed waiting for him. When she sat idle, she looked around. I saw a pair of calligraphy couplets hanging on the bedside: spring blossoms, and one person enjoys endless happiness. The woman thought, "I didn't expect him to write calligraphy and enjoy flowers." Heart secretly pleased unceasingly, unknowingly eyes moved up, but suddenly was livid. See a horizontal batch: Long live the harem!

14. Introduce my boyfriend to my best friend. At the subway station, I went with my best friend and met my boyfriend. In order to make my best friend feel that I have a close relationship with him, I tried to rush over and give him a hug, but my foot slipped and I fell forward in a panic and hugged my boyfriend's thigh, so the tragedy happened. My boyfriend was nearsighted and didn't recognize me at that time. He even shook his legs and said, no money.

15. Xiao Zhang has just been promoted to vice president of the hotel. He's so excited. When he came home in the dark at night, he shouted excitedly, "I'm the vice president!" " Then his wife said in bed, "Go to bed, and your subordinate Xiao Zhang will be back soon."

16. On the train, a man and a woman met by chance. The problem was that they were in the same sleeping car. Of course it was embarrassing at first, but soon, fatigue made them fall asleep. Men slept in the upper bunk and women slept in the lower bunk. In the middle of the night, the man woke up and woke up the woman sleeping in the lower bunk: "I'm sorry, I froze to death up there." Can you pass me another blanket? " The woman looked at the man with water in her eyes and said to him, "I have a better idea." Shall we pretend to be husband and wife? " The man paused, but immediately promised: "Good, great, what a surprise!" " "He was obviously a little overexcited." So what do we do now? " ......

17. Husband and wife don't get along, sleep separately, don't talk to each other, and write a note if something happens. One day, my husband left his wife a note saying that I was going to work and would call me at 7 o'clock tomorrow. At his wife's bedside, An Lan fell asleep. The next day, when I woke up, it was already 8 o'clock. He was very angry and ran to question his wife. I looked at my wife's room and found her long gone. I couldn't go back to my room. I found a note on my pillow, which said, you damn fool, it's already 7: 30, and I can't get up yet.

18. the Monkey King got into Princess Iron Fan's belly and borrowed a banana fan. Look at the dialogue below. Wukong said, "Sister-in-law, I'm already in you." Princess Iron Fan: "Come out and get in the way. Uncle, I can't stand it ... Wukong: "Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon. Please open your mouth quickly. Princess Iron Fan: "Hinder" Niu Wangmo from listening outside the door, leaving a divorce agreement ... and moving away from home.

Short humorous joke 7 1. Take my daughter-in-law to climb the mountain and rest in the pavilion at the top of the mountain. Hug your daughter-in-law intimately and make a strong kiss, but she suddenly said, brother-in-law, don't do this! So many people were staring at me at that time.

2. Wife: What do you think of sex? Husband: I don't think so, but there are many ways. Wife: What do you think of me wearing a bikini to this seaside party? Dave: No! So people will think you got married after my money. Wife: Husband! Will my hair be ugly? Dave: No. Your ugliness has nothing to do with hair. Wife: Let's see if I broke my palm. Dave: Don't look, there must be. Wife: Why? Husband: Otherwise, how could my life be ruined by you? Wife: Boss, give my husband a bottle of rice wine. Boss: Is one bottle enough? Your husband is famous for his capacity for drinking. ......

A couple have been married for many years. Suddenly one day, the wife asked her husband, "Do you like my beauty or my cuteness?" The husband replied, "I just like your humor."

The wife bought a lottery ticket and said to her husband, "If I win the lottery, I will buy a dress." The husband asked, "What if I can't win?" The wife said, "Then buy it for me!"

Husband: Shaving in the morning makes me feel younger 10 years old! Wife: Hum! In that case, you should shave before going to bed. Wife: Honey, I don't look like my mother in this dress, do I? Husband: No, like parents. Husband: If I didn't make a lot of money, how could I have this home? Wife: You're right. If I had no money, I wouldn't go into this house.

6. One day, I had a nice dinner and exercised in the square of the community. There is also a beautiful mm exercising in the spacewalker next to me. I started chatting with her, and it was very speculative, which made me feel that I had met her for a long time. At this time, a 3-year-old child appeared from nowhere in my distance, constantly shouting: "Dad, Dad!" " "She and I turned to see more. I said to her, "Whose child is this? Probably looking for dad! " She said, "Is it possible that the child has been separated from his family? "We continue to talk. Unexpectedly, the child came to me and hugged my thigh tightly. I immediately said to her, "Whose child is this? "so cute!" At this time, the child's mouth popped up again: "Dad, Dad."

Short humorous joke 8 1, Xiao Ming just recognized a black Lord. One night, Xiao Ming went to the master's house to ask questions, and the master's house was cut off. Xiao Ming said, master, if you laugh, I can't find you if you don't laugh. The master said, silly boy, it's no use. I just ate Oreos. ...

Most of the classes have passed, and Xiao Ming staggered into the classroom. The teacher asked: Where have you been? Xiao Ming said: I went to the toilet. The teacher pointed to Xiaoming's head and said, Don't lie to me. What's the sweat on your head? Xiao Ming held back for a while and said, teacher, I'm constipated and I can't pull anything out to hold back. ...

Xiaoming suspected that his mother's cooking was not delicious, so Xiaoming's mother specially signed up for a training class. A few months later, Xiaoming's mother beat Xiaoming for dinner with taekwondo!

Xiaoming bravely rescued his friend who fell into the ice cave on the thin ice. Everyone praised Xiao Ming for his bravery. Xiao Ming replied slowly: No way, who let him wear my new skates today? ...

The teacher asked: Come on, Xiao Ming, why is your history book blank? Xiao Ming said indignantly: old ... teacher, I don't want to tamper with history.

Humorous short joke 9 1, the centenary banquet of the neighbor's children. As the neighbor Lao Wang, I attended this birthday celebration. When I was happy, I sang the best song: I planted a seed and finally bore fruit ... God ... Forget it, I haven't stopped bleeding!

2, a buddy surnamed Wang, everyone ridiculed him as "the old king next door", and one day finally told him that he was in a hurry. After he fought back, he calmly said to us: You can call me Lao Wang in the future! Later ... we called him "old bastard" ... old bastard.

Lao Wang often quarrels with his daughter-in-law. When quarreling, his daughter-in-law will go to her mother's house. Lao Wang doesn't care. A few days later, he came back. After a long time, he got used to it. One day, he quarreled with his daughter-in-law After thinking about it, Lao Wang felt sorry for his daughter-in-law and went to her mother-in-law's house to pick her up. When he arrived at her father-in-law's house, he said, "Didn't your wife come back with you?"

On the way home from work, I saw my little nephew playing with a boy and a girl. The little girl said: I play mom, you play dad ... and then pointed to my little nephew and said: you hit Lao Wang next door. The important thing is that those two Xiong Haizi actually agreed!

A short humorous joke 10 1, I graduated. I still remember who is the junior dormitory opposite us. In the dormitory at night, I saw my seniors naked and wearing underwear. Damn, it's really indecent. I gnashed my teeth with my roommate's telescope for a whole year, which makes me thinner and thinner now. ...

When I was at school, everyone in the dormitory was very naughty, and I don't know where my buddy got Viagra. At that time, I ate it at the instigation of my roommate because I was too young. ...

I caught a cold these days, and my girlfriend came to see me in the dormitory every day, which made my roommate envious. Once, my buddy asked me: Did you catch a cold and kiss your girlfriend? I said, no, I'm afraid I'll infect her. My buddy patted me and said, well, I'm relieved ... I didn't expect so many people to care about me. I'm glad to catch up.

4, a sister paper went to school very late, and was stopped by a man. Sister paper took the initiative to lift the skirt, and the man took off his pants ... Sister paper went back to the dormitory to inform my roommate about it, and my roommate was surprised to ask the result. Sister paper said: Do you think women who lift skirts and men who take off pants run fast?

I vaguely remember last winter. I didn't want to get up for school in the morning, so I asked my dormitory classmates to help me ask for leave and let him make up an excuse casually ... The news of my heatstroke spread in the class the next day. ...

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