Please! ! Jokes about meatballs (50 points)

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Sausages and meatballs

P.S. joke: The attending doctor of an American hospital learned that the female nurse she was having an affair with was pregnant, so she went to Italy to secretly give birth to a baby. When leaving, the female nurse asked, "How can I inform you when I give birth?" The doctor said to her, "If it is born, you can send me a postcard that says' spaghetti' and I will know."

One day after half a year, the doctor received a phone call from his wife, saying that a strange postcard had been received at home. The doctor asked his wife what it was, and the wife read, "Macaroni! Macaroni! Macaroni! Macaroni! Two have sausages and meatballs and two don't. "