What should I say when people say I'm your big brother (routine)

What should I say when people say I'm your big brother (routine)

People say I'm your big brother. What should I do? (Routine) Big Brother, I happen to be short of money. Please help me.

If people say I'm your brother, how can you reply humorously?

Dude, I'm hungry,

Please invite me to a big meal,

Or western food,

Or let him take you to the movies,

If someone says I'm your father, how should I scold him? Well, the best answer is "Well, I'm your grandfather's son."

When people say that you "just opened your eyes", how should you answer others that you have no eyes? How can you answer "That's better than having no eyes."

How should you reply when people say I call you? The easiest way is to ignore it, don't follow his ideas, and you won't be fooled. Haven't you seen Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei's "Playing Cute"? That's what it means. This is also a good joke to educate people not to be brainwashed and fooled. It's a pity that you haven't applied it to real life. Beautiful mood team, emotional troubles column, sincere doubts, satisfaction please adopt.

How should I respond when others say that I am a poor child? Maybe it's a joke, so you just perfunctory it, which means it's very poor.

People say I am your Guanyin sister. What's the answer, disciple? Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease again? Why should I call you sister again? I am Tathagata ~

When someone says' What capital do you have', how should you reply 1? If you think you are rich, smile at him; (No need to prove, let alone ignore)

2. If you feel ok, you can add another sentence after laughing: "What do you think?" ; (showing contempt)

If you think you are a little better than him, you can directly ask him, "What capital do you have?" ; (expressing irony)

4. If you feel inferior, you can calmly answer: "I don't have any capital, but at least I won't * * *"; (Although not as good as people, you can't lose to him in temperament measurement)

If you think there is still a certain gap between you and him, you are a little angry and say to him, "What do you think you are!" " There is no need to endure insulting others too much.

6. If you feel that there is a big gap between yourself and others, turn your face and look at the scenery outside the window and pretend to be thoughtful; (Ability is not good, self-esteem is still necessary)

7. If you feel that you know nothing, you have nothing, and you need others' help to get it to your mouth. At this time, you don't have to do anything, you just need to lower your head and wipe your tears silently; At least prove to the world that you cry when you are sad.

When someone tells you that I am your fan, how should I scold him? He just wants to spend the rest of his life with you.

I am your big brother. How to say it in Russian? There is a small spelling mistake on the first floor, which should be:

ятвойстаршийбрат. (It's шщ, not щ).

Ятебестаршийбрат.