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One day Little A and Little C went for a late night snack and came to a large intestine noodle stall. After ordering something, the two sat down. At this time, Little A spoke... Little A: "Hey, when eating pig intestines, you need to bite them longer and chew them more..." Little C: "Why?" Little A: "Because pig intestines are not easy to digest." Little C: "..." Little A: "Do you know why the pig's large intestine is not easy to digest?" Little C: "I don't know." Little A: "Because in addition to the stomach, human digestive organs also have the large intestine. If If the pig intestine you eat is not bitten by your teeth, "your own large intestine" will recognize that "it" is also a large intestine, and your large intestine will say to "it", "Yeah, you are also a large intestine!" Then the pig's large intestine that has not been bitten will say to your large intestine: "Yes, I am also a large intestine!" Then, your large intestine will say, "Since you are also a large intestine" in the mentality of "like does not kill each other" , let me give you a break." Then, the so-called indigestion occurred. "Xiao Ming stepped on the stool, why didn't his shoes get dirty? Because he didn’t wear shoes~ Xiaoying asked Xiaoming to borrow a pen, but Xiaoming refused. Xiaoying: You will die if you borrow it... So Xiaoming lent the pen to Xiaoying... After a while, Xiaoming died... Chongchong: Xiaohua, did you use my pencil? Xiaohua: No, I’m useless. Chongchong: Are you really useless? Xiaohua: I’m so useless! Chongchong: Alas, you are the 17th person to admit that you are useless. Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took away five people. Why? Because the person they play is called "Mahjong". This is a pet food market research call, and the person answering the phone is a child. City investigator: "Children, do you have any puppies, kittens, rabbits or birds at home?" Child: "No, my mother only gave birth to me." There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together. , the penguin pulled out the hairs on his body one by one. After pulling out, he said to the polar bear: It's so cold! After hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out the hairs on his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said: It's really cold! Xiaohong asked: When stirring coffee, do you use your right hand or your left hand? Xiaomei said: Right hand. Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so awesome. You are not afraid of burning, like I use a spoon. There was a fat man...jumped from a tall building...and turned into...a dead fat man...