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A joke?
When Tang Priest just met the Monkey King.
"When my old man was carrying two watermelon knives, he cut from the worse gate to Penglai Road. I am a knife in my hand, a knife in my hand. Even for three days and nights, I didn't blink. "
"Why didn't you blink for so long?"
"I TM said I kill people without blinking an eye. Do you ask me if my eyes are dry? "
I smiled when I saw this.
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