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Funny and warm love words: keep me, I promise to be fine.
I know all the truth, but those who are loved are ancestors.
4. What is love? Mostly arrogance and nervousness.
5. Because I like you, a girl has a heart of 10,000 tons.
6. One day, you will definitely thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you love deeply but ignore you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one.
7. I am waiting for you in the windy season with a bunch of love stories.
8. Keep me. I promise to be a good boy.
9. It's annoying to have a face that I like but don't like me.
10. The couple have been married for more than 20 years and have never quarreled. The reporter interviewed her husband: How did you do it? The husband replied: On my daughter-in-law's wedding day, the dog yelled at her. She said quietly, this is the first time. After a while, the dog barked at her again. She said that this is the second time. After a while, the dog barked at her! She hacked the dog to death with a kitchen knife. I saw her chop the dog to death, so I yelled at her: You are crazy! My wife looked at me calmly and said, this is the first time. From then on began a happy life.
1 1. Please put aside what you are doing and like me first.
12. I finally decided to confess to her. When I saw her online, I wrote a long paragraph and sent it. Finally, I asked: Would you like to be my girlfriend? After a while, the other party replied: I am her mother. I know you like my daughter. I was embarrassed for a while, but immediately I didn't know where I got the courage and added: So aunt, would you like to be my mother-in-law? Soon three words appeared: I do.
It is my bad luck to meet you at the most beautiful age.
13. You should take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more cigarettes when you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, remember to eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, and remember to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road.
Want to raise huskies?
Watermelon said she wanted to keep a husky, and then I asked if I could let the dog bite me after the quarrel. Then, today, he said nothing and was bitten by his Teddy.
Want to raise huskies?
First, husky face aerobics stalls are all kinds of cute owners, so soft and funny! Xiao ha, what else can you do besides selling cute ~
Second, I really want to keep a husky. Although it is the second, I just like it!
Third, I want to become a husky and do all kinds of damage without scruple every day. When my master scolds me, I sell him a serious and embarrassed face.
Fourth, I think Husky was not cute when he was a child. When he grew up, he became more and more obscene.
Last night, I dreamed that you turned into a white husky. On my way to learn piano, it was lovely to see you working hard in Shanghai.
Husky-I'm not bragging, I pretend to be a crocodile, and I'm afraid of it myself!
7. I always wanted to have a husky before, because it is handsome, because it is energetic and funny. Now I want to have a golden hair and miss my long hair and the past.
Husky saw that the grass eaten by horses was so fragrant, so Hal leaned in to eat. Hal's brain circuit is really amazing! Hal: I feel like a horse too.
Nine, a creative advertisement abroad, eating an ice cream can summon the beast, feeling that I will summon the husky!
Ten, just saw Husky hair ins in Dali seaside. He also said that this welfare is too good, which is better than where to go. Then the next one saw Sharjah's. . . It turns out that they are at the seaside. . . Seriously train. .
Eleven, there are vicious dogs at home. I don't think huskies are particularly bad, but very bad. I really can't beat them.
Twelve, yesterday's dream, dreaming of holding a little husky, how much I want to raise a Hal. . .
Thirteen, I really want to keep a husky or Samoyed! But I can't keep them until I have the ability and confidence to take care of them all my life.
Fourteen, people are good at being bullied, and dogs are good at being bullied by dogs! Hal, who has pure love, was cheated by Wang Xin again, and the routine was too deep to love huskies.
Fifteen, all painting styles can be controlled, and of course, huskies have a wide way to play.
Sixteen, Suzhou Dongshahu Park has an abandoned husky, and friends nearby want to raise it.
17. I want to raise such a husky. If I raise Hal, will my master's IQ decrease? So scared.
Hong Kong wants to raise huskies. I think I should at least have a dog, a fat cat, a suckling pig, a hamster and a rabbit in the future, and it is best to come to the zoo.
Nineteen, I want to have a gray husky blue cat, so I won't have nightmares.
Twenty, think about three things in the morning: maybe I didn't have the ability to cry when I was a child, but I cried more and more when I grew up; I lack love, and there must be a spiritual sustenance in my life that I love or love me; Want to raise Labrador or husky in the future? I feel that local cats are easy to raise and not bad.
On the 21st, Husky learned to crow on the farm and felt that it was going to lay eggs. . . Hal: Actually, I'm a chicken!
22. Recently, I was caught in a travel book and took three dogs to road trip, Heilongjiang Province. Suddenly I wanted to have a husky.
Twenty-three, there is a husky in Japan, who grew up with German shepherd dogs and didn't get along well. Of course, no dog can beat Hal all day, but Hal was missed by the German shepherd and Wang Wang.
24. My mother wants to have a husky. I want her to see the great achievements of its demolition.
Twenty-five, I want to raise a husky that will never grow up. After all, small, its stupidity can be forgiven.
Twenty-six, I want to raise a silly husky, paint the wall in our favorite color, have breakfast and dinner together every day, and think about this life.
I have a husky: When I fed it dog food today, I picked up a piece out of curiosity and tasted it.
Wait a little longer. I want to keep a husky and hold it in my arms, because it will certainly understand me. I need its companionship and comfort.
Twenty-nine, a husky with obsessive-compulsive disorder, two ha: wash my paws if you can't finish drinking!
30. Although Husky loves to talk back, and even used to be a bad teenager, there are still many shining places, and there is always one thing you will like.
Thirty-one, I like huskies very much! ! ! I just want to keep one, but now I want to keep an entire sled team.
Thirty-two, a good voice in the dog world! Not only huskies but also puppies can learn to howl! Very cute. No, no, no.
I can laugh at this face for a year, especially this one. .....
I want to have a black back, a Labrador, a husky, a Satsuma, a golden retriever, a black king snake and a Chinese garden cat. So I won't be lonely. I am really lonely.
Thirty-five years old, I have been watching the fish in the aquarium at home. A friend's house has a great husky; Special category 2.
Thirty-six, other times it's like a runaway husky: the playground meets the male god, and then the boudoir embroiders! Meet a teacher at school; Just to nourish the hair! Since then, he has never been proud of the spring breeze. He says he doesn't love women.
Thirty-seven, the baby was sleepy and pushed the husky down. It's really warm in the end! Who says Hal is stupid? He is obviously a passionate person.
I went the day before yesterday. In a school playground, I saw a bunch of people walking a bunch of dogs, a Samo, a white dog, a border collie and a husky. Satsuma is one of the strongest animals in the picture. The man riding on it is actually a fat man of medium height, and looks between 160 and 200. They both look almost the same age. The local dogs and border collies are very good and don't really revolve around their owners. That husky should be only a few months old. A wild dog approached it and sniffed its ass. This one can run out and chase wild dogs. I don't know whether to applaud for love. The master shouted desperately behind, pretending not to know that it was a wild dog and running forward at once. Husky chased with his tongue hanging, and the master shouted after him. After about two minutes, the owner came back with the dog. Because of what happened the other day, I can't remember whether I came back or I suddenly thought of the person who came back with me. Let's record it.
Thirty-nine, Tik Tok saw that I wanted to keep a husky, and then transformed it with all my wisdom.
Forty, huskies keep jumping! Hal: I want to stop, but an instinct drives me.
Forty-one, Shiba Inu Hahahahahahaha Ma Qi's family is obsessed with Shiba Inu. When I get rich, I want to raise a Shiba Inu and a husky. They are all stupid.
42 huskies were forced, and one of them took out a biological weapon and defeated the enemy.
Forty-three, I want to have a husky or Akita, but every time I think about rhubarb dog at home, I get jealous.
Forty-four, a husky cat with a big baby is lying in the trough. It's amazing. This move is obviously a dog. .
Forty-five, I want to raise a stupid husky in the future, and then raise a dog in a house. Ha ha ha, so I'm trying to make money now and want to buy a dog.
46. Sit quietly while eating. Huskies are sometimes very good, so cute?
Forty-seven, 2B Husky Twitter: I don't want to live! My life is so bitter!
Forty-eight, I will take care of my husky, and I will cover myself with a blanket when I am cold ~ ~
Forty-nine, I wanted to raise a husky, but I got a golden retriever. Ha ha ha ha, I have a dog, too. My dog's name is Haha, and I want to see his melancholy constitution.
Fifty, I want to get a dog, not a husky, but a fighting dog. It's actually a fighting dog that's haunting me.
The 5 1 year-old dog grew up with Hal. He is a TV addict! I like watching TV at home. Hal always screams at a good story. Now this puppy can speak husky fluently like Hal. Ow!
52. You want to keep a husky, but many people tell you that it is not suitable for you and let you keep Bomei. You listened to everyone and saved Bomei. After seven years, you begin to think that you like Bomei, too, and have been in love for so long. It was right at first. Then suddenly one day you meet a husky, and t a wags its tail at you to make you happy. You feel like you've been in love for years. Going home to see Bomei may not give Bomei away, because ta is your family, but it doesn't affect your liking for huskies.
53. I always wanted to have a husky when I was a freshman and a sophomore. When I was a junior, I gradually felt that the golden retriever was not bad. When I was preparing to graduate, I thought Shiba Inu was really cute.
54. It doesn't matter whether you want to raise an orange cat or a husky boyfriend.
Fifty-five, huskies are actually full of brains and very smart! What kind of dog dares to talk back to his master like this? Hal: What is the most basic trust between man and dog?
I want to be an ostrich.
I want to be quiet, listen to the sound of raindrops falling outside the window, and don't think about any unsolved mysteries tomorrow! Just lie quietly and don't worry about those unfinished expectations! Be a low-key ostrich, bury yourself in the corner of this restless world, let others forget me, just like an exiled soul, I don't expect to find my body!
I want to be an ostrich.
1. Today is 20xx65438+1October 29th, the second day of Chinese New Year. My animal year, the year of the rooster. Although it's the New Year, I'm really unhappy. I may have a holiday. My heart is so tired. Everything could have been fine, but such an embarrassing thing happened. I want to choose amnesia. I want to be an ostrich, an ostrich that doesn't have to face anyone. I hope everything will be fine. I want to cry. I really want to cry.
Second, if there is a next life: I want to be an ostrich. When I am hungry, I will come out to look for food. Go to bed when you are sleepy, and bury your head deeply when you are in danger, so my life will be much easier.
Third, I have imagined and planned my future countless times, but I never thought it would be like this! Too much expectation and beauty bring endless pain! Dare not think, also unexpected, I want to be an ostrich and bury myself!
Actually, I want to say, I don't want to be an ostrich, I want to follow my inner thoughts.
I want to be a happy ostrich. Bury your head in the sand, bake the warm sunshine, and so, be melted, be melted.
6. My friend asked me why I was missing. I didn't, but I want to be an ostrich. I can bury my head in the ground and don't have to look at anything or listen to anything.
I want to be an ostrich completely, but some places have to come again and again, which is really annoying.
When I am depressed and can't write a manuscript, when my mind is blank, I hope I can face difficulties instead of being an ostrich. Every time I don't want to write a manuscript, I will take it out to encourage myself. I think I can do it anytime, right?
I want to be a strong cockroach, but I'm really too tired to move. I just want to find a quiet place, and I don't know anyone. I can hide and be an ostrich quietly.
Ten, I want to be an ostrich, regardless, covering my head, and then domineering said: Who cares who you are, what do I care?
1 1. I feel very hurt. I want to shield everything and be an ostrich head that escapes from the dross. It's embarrassing but useful.
The reality is too cruel. I want to be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand.
This carnival is very attractive, especially seeing a lot of rock bands. I believe it will be crazy in such a rock world. I want to plunge into the sand and be a quiet ostrich rock. I have too many feelings and like rock.
I want to be an ostrich, bury my head in the sand and pretend that nothing happened. If you can find me, I hope you can hug me and give me a lot of love and security. I will thrive, become warmer and more mature, and become the best little girl in the world.
Fifteen, sometimes Japanese clothes will be silent. If you click in, there will be a sound. I brushed it at noon. There is no sound, and I don't care. I just clicked in, and then there was a loud black laugh from the silent office. I want to be an ostrich. ......
16. Never mention those unpleasant topics to me. I want to be an ostrich.
I have never felt so tired and at a loss. I feel really old. It's time to be an ostrich. ...
18. The secular world is so powerful that I can't think of changing it until you grow up. At this moment, I just want to be an ostrich, bury my head in soft sand, know nothing about the world, and don't have to face and solve what will happen next, even if I am a madman who will only wait for tranquilizers. If I can, I want to write a resignation letter with only the title and go wandering beautifully.
Running away can't solve the problem, but I want to be an ostrich.
20. What I can't get is always in turmoil, and what I am favored is fearless-I really don't want to think about the future. I just want to live in the present and always be an ostrich, but you broke my shell and I have been hiding in it.
Twenty-one, I want to go far away again. I used to feel brave and strong. Who knows I just want to be an ostrich in my heart? I want to see Meili, feel the feeling of difficulty breathing at high altitude, and see my former self, the brave girl.
22. For those outstanding rock singers, I express my envy for sticking to China's strength and China's music. I want to bury my head in the sand and be a quiet ostrich. As a professional musician, I must not miss such a music feast. Zheng Jun also came to the scene and brought us music. I really like music. I hope I can grasp it well. It must be nice to have a rock concert in the Gobi desert.
Twenty-three, in fact, many troubles are comparison. I want to be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand when I encounter difficulties. My biggest wish now is that my son can be admitted to high school. If he fails, I won't go home for the New Year this year, so I won't be angry with a bunch of irrelevant people when I come back every year.
I want to be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand. Ask or not ask.
Twenty-five, I have been unwilling to face some facts for a year. I like to be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand. I feel that there is nothing if I don't face it. Actually, all the time. I think it should be clear that life has been so painful. It doesn't matter how much. I can bear it anyway. So face it, face the fact that you don't love me.
Twenty-six, maybe at a certain stage of life, you will change unconsciously. I want to be an ostrich in the desert. When I hear something that makes me unhappy, I bury my head in the desert, pretend that I can't hear or see, and immerse myself in my fantasy world.
Twenty-seven, they have been seriously creating. I want to plunge into the sand, be a quiet ostrich on the Gobi Desert and sing wildly. I'm very happy to think about it. Go and have a look at it at once. Rock music also belongs to my generation of young people. I like listening to Buyi Band's songs very much. I like that they have always been particularly fond of rock music and have been on the way to support them.
Twenty-eight, sometimes, I force myself not to know how to tell! Sometimes, I take myself too seriously! In the face of everything, why do you want to force yourself like this? But you will never understand! Facing the reality, I want to be an ostrich, but I am forced to be a hedgehog! Who doesn't want to be weak? Dear Miss Li, you are really tired, aren't you? Stop and be nice to yourself.
29. I want to be an ostrich and bury myself. I don't want to know anything and I don't want to face anything.
There is helplessness in life, but whenever the sun illuminates the sky, you have to face the reality. I want to be an ostrich and take the time to avoid those world of mortals.
I must be ill. I feel sad and want to cry every few days. I am obviously unhappy, and I have to do something to laugh at others. I hate this kind of thing. I want to be an ostrich.
32. I think I have to make it clear that neither asking for trouble nor being an ostrich to avoid problems is the solution.
I want a golden retriever.
Cats must be the cutest creatures in the world. They have the cutest back of the head, the cutest side face, the cutest claws and the cutest sleeping position. But I still want to have a golden retriever.
I want a golden retriever.
First of all, I once wanted to have a shama or a golden retriever, but later I changed my mind and wanted to have a cat. Now I find myself thinking too much, and I can't even keep a pot of grass.
Secondly, I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, and my grandmother's hand was even bitten by that fierce watchdog, so I was actually afraid of dogs. I don't have a good impression on cats either, because when I was a child, I was scared by the strange noises of cats in heat. Moreover, I am a slow-moving person, and it is difficult to be particularly enthusiastic about the cats and dogs I met for the first time, even a little shy. But now I really want to raise a golden retriever, hoping to take care of it and accompany each other.
Third, I want to raise a group of dogs, a golden retriever, a firewood, a local dog and a fat teddy. I want to wake up in the bedroom with French windows and see the sunshine at ten o'clock. Want to make a hullabaloo about at the concert I want to paint oil paintings and pick cherries in a quiet afternoon. I want to watch The Little Prince with you, feed the dog with you, let you play the guitar for me, and think you can put me to sleep and travel hand in hand with you.
I want to raise a golden retriever, take care of him from childhood and treat him as my boyfriend.
The desire to keep a dog is growing, but I am a responsible person. I want to give others a responsible life. But I really want to have a golden retriever.
6. I've always wanted to have a dog. Golden retriever is very good, the cleverest and docile dog, but I'm afraid I can't take good care of it. If there is a dog, treat it . . . . . . . .
I want to have a cabin of my own, watch a silent movie, keep a golden retriever or rabbit, walk my dog on a quiet path and be with you.
I really want to have a dog, especially a golden retriever.
I want to have a golden retriever, exercise regularly, go to bed early and get up early.
I really want to have a big dog. Samoyed golden hair is very good. I have my own house. I can take time out to walk my dog every day, or wash it and bask in the sun on the balcony together.
If I can, I want to raise a teddy, a golden retriever, a puppet cat, and I am perfect!
12. Do you have any friends who keep golden retrievers? Because I am depressed recently, I want to have a golden retriever to accompany me and take care of her by myself. I want to buy a golden retriever puppy 1, about months old.
Thirteen, well, I want to get a dog in the future, preferably a golden retriever or a border collie. . . I also want to grow old with someone. . . Now I often empty myself in a daze. . . Do you want to think about it? . .
14. I suddenly want to raise a golden retriever, but I am allergic. It's better to have dogs on the clouds.
Although I really want to raise a big golden retriever, there will be no more, nothing.
I really want to have a golden retriever. It's a pity that I can't even support myself at present. I loved monopoly in junior high school, especially the sentence that building a house and raising a dog is my lifelong pursuit.
I really want to raise a golden retriever in the future. I haven't decided on a name yet. What did you say?/Sorry? I like the feeling of photography, taking pictures of the most beautiful scenery and favorite people. One day, the girl and the dog really have feelings, and you are the most beautiful in my heart.
Eighteen, when I have time in the future, I really want to raise a golden retriever or Labrador.
Nineteen, blond hair is very cute. I want to have a golden hair. We Wu are all golden hairs.
Twenty, I really want to have a golden retriever and call it a dog! Our dog will definitely become the coolest dog in the whole community!
I saw it when I walked out of the convenience store. It kept looking at me. Suddenly want to raise a golden retriever or Labrador. (Because I can't tell the dog breed)
Twenty-two, I wanted to raise a husky, but I got a golden retriever. Ha ha ha ha, I have a dog, too. My dog's name is hahahaha, and I want to see his melancholy constitution.
Twenty-three, the dog food is enough, and a stranger has a holiday. But it's okay. I really want to have a golden retriever.
Every time I feel depressed, I have to tell myself that it's okay, and it will all pass. I'm still so young, and I still have a lot of things to do, for example, I want to have a golden hair, for example, I want to travel, for example, Hanfu. I didn't even realize it. I wanted to live a good life.
Twenty-five, I want to have a golden retriever. When I hold its paw, I feel it will suddenly rush up and give me a hug.
Twenty-six, although I really want to have a golden retriever or Labrador, I still think a small local dog is the best. How clever! Those eyes will sprout at a glance.
Twenty-seven, I want to raise a golden retriever to talk to me, otherwise I will talk to myself again, and others will think I am crazy. Then name the golden retriever, haha.
Twenty-eight, I remember you said that you loved golden retrievers best and wanted to have one. Although we are separated now, I still want to realize our dream. I named it Li Xiaobai, and my nickname was far away from it. It is very lively and lovely. If you see it, you will like it.
Twenty-nine, I really want to raise a golden retriever. Since I had a child, the dog has grown up with the child, and then one day it will send it away by itself, just as it will send us away one day.
30. I met a chubby golden retriever downstairs as soon as I got home. I felt a little better when I saw it. I really want to raise my golden retriever. I am mediocre and miss you very much.
I also want to have a little golden retriever, so that he will be my loyal dog when he grows up.
Thirty-two, two terrible things have been discovered recently. First, I suddenly fell in love with soft girls. But suddenly I really want to raise a golden retriever.
I like this background and want to have a golden retriever. But a busy life may not give it the companionship it needs. Might as well give up.
Thirty-four, I finally got the aunt this time. Aunt said: Oh, I really don't know what kind of dog it is. I've been asking: how big can they grow? Aunt said: not a big dog, adult dogs are probably quite pocket-sized. . I hesitated for a long time. Should I take one home? Because they are really not the ideal partner I expected to meet. I've always wanted to raise a beautiful golden retriever. They are far from my ideal ~
I've always wanted a golden retriever to give me a hug when I'm sad. Also afraid of parting, pets teach you love and companionship, and then teach you to leave.
36. I study in Beijing, and my parents are in Hebei. I want to have a golden retriever. I hope to grow up with him in about three months. You can settle it if you want. Thank you.
I'm thirty-seven, so I want to have a millet-like hair and a big golden hair in the future.
I really want to have a golden retriever or Labrador. I like big dogs, okay? Is it okay? Is it okay? Well, there is no yard at home, for fear of wronged the dog. Not now!
39. My friend asked me if I wanted a 2-year-old golden retriever. I'd like to keep it, but there's a lot of pressure at home. What should I do? Should I discuss with my husband or take it back first?
Forty, I found a stray golden retriever and wanted to keep it, but I already have a poodle at home, and that poodle is also a stray dog I brought home. Besides, I live with my parents, and I don't have a house, so my parents definitely don't agree to keep it. I don't want it to continue to starve and freeze. I hope you can give it a home, just a place to live. I will spend money to provide dog food and ask kind dog lovers for help. Coordinates: Jinhu, Huai 'an.
I once wanted to have a golden retriever. A little sister I like very much once had a golden retriever named pudding at home. When she kicked the dog with her, her voice was called pudding. Later, the pudding seemed to have rabies and was sent away. At that time, I felt very sad that there would be no such lovely golden hair as pudding. After all, it even sounds lovely.
Forty-two, I really want to have a dog. I've always wanted to have a dog, probably after I watched Zhang Jiajia and Your World. I want to buy a golden retriever. I asked my parents if they didn't agree, so I had to finish my studies and start working when I lived alone. It's a little scary to have a golden retriever as my partner. Three years later, I was afraid to live alone.
Forty-three, for a while, I was particularly depressed. I always cry for no reason, I can hardly finish my work, I'm not interested in everything, and my family is not around. I knew what would happen if that state continued, and I always wanted to keep a golden retriever, so I took the opportunity to keep a golden retriever for two and a half months, and then many things changed unconsciously.
I want to have a black back, a Labrador, a husky, a Satsuma, a golden retriever, a black king snake and a Chinese garden cat. So I won't be lonely. I am really lonely.
Forty-five, I saw a puppy hit by a car on my way back from a wedding reception. I don't think I can live, so I feel bad about it. I always wanted to have a golden retriever, but my mother wouldn't let me. Actually, I had a puppy at home before, and it died of illness. When he died, he didn't let himself die at home. It chose a small place outside and died quietly. When my mother found out, it was already dead. After that, my mother never let me have a dog again. She thinks that dogs are spiritual, and that spirituality makes people feel distressed. If they die or get lost, they will be reluctant to part. In the past, when my roommate was lovelorn in college, he would say that a man was a dog and take him away if anyone wanted him. It made sense at the time, but it doesn't make sense to think about it now. Dogs are far more loyal than people.
46. I've always wanted to have a big golden retriever, but my mother said that I can't support myself with your salary, and I have to take care of others? Besides, dad doesn't like keeping pets at home. Okay, I'm depressed again. So I kept telling myself that it would be nice to get married, so I kept waiting until the person who could raise golden hair with me appeared.
At forty-seven, a golden retriever raised by the villagers was born, and the 50-day-old cub only sold for 2-300 yuan. I really want to have one, but my father opposes it.
Forty-eight, I want to raise a little golden retriever after work. Seriously, take good care of it. It will play with me.
49. Today, someone asked me if I had any golden hair. I want one. I don't really want to have a dog, because I think someone. But I feel like I'm going to die alone, which doesn't mean I'll feel very lonely, but there is no one you can fully participate in. So I want to raise a big dog, golden retriever, and I feel very warm. But I refused! I have no job! Now! Lie in the trough! I want to keep a dog! Ah ~ I can't even do single dog without money.
I want a golden hair, I want a golden hair, I want a golden hair! ! ! ! ! ! I can't walk when I see the golden retriever. I really want to sleep with it and hug it tightly. Well, life is only a few decades, and I have to fulfill some wishes. .....
5 1. I really want to have a golden retriever. It is not you who accompany it, but it is actually accompanying you, because this society will always cause us some harm, and these kind guys are the medicine to soothe the soul and the source of your happiness. Interesting running.
Ah, I really want to have a husky or a golden retriever. In the past, there was a Samoyed baby in MengMeng who grew into a coquettish giant unconsciously. As soon as I opened the door after school, he suddenly jumped on my little battery car and jumped behind me, making me back again and again. White hair gets dirty easily. Before and after bathing, just like a dog. It's a shame to walk around for nothing
Fifty-three, I came to Yantai I went to the zoo today. I really want to have a dog. In the fourth picture, people are lying well. Golden retriever, like a beggar, had to bite the tail of another golden retriever and let others play with him.
Fifty-four, I really want to have a younger brother who belongs to a dog, either like a kind big golden Sammy baby or like a teenager who came out of a Husky Doumyouji Tsukasa baby cartoon, always crazy.
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