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A collection of funny jokes and brain teasers with answers (1)

1. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning - answer: open your eyes

2 , What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten?--Answer: 0 zero eggs from the exam

3. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most?--Answer: One. Because after eating one, the stomach is no longer empty.

4. In winter, babies are afraid of the cold and refuse to take off their hats when they get indoors. But he saw someone who took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? - Answer: Barber

5. Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?--Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6. There is a word that everyone will pronounce incorrectly when they see it. What word is this?--Answer: This is a typo

7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?--Answer: Himself

8. Egg shells have What is it used for?--Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What is something that you don’t have to spend effort to hit?--Answer: yawn

10. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, Two people cannot do it together. What is this doing?--Answer: Dreaming

11. What should everyone do seriously every day?--Answer: Sleeping

12. Who never dares to take a bath? ?--Answer: Clay Figure

13. Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why?--Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

14. What kind of car is difficult to move?-- Answer: Windmill,

15. Which month has 28 days?--Answer: Every month has 28 days

16. Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class? Is it?--Answer: It’s not as comfortable as bed

17. What kind of wine can’t be drunk?--Answer: iodine liquor

19. The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours, and the journey is 3 Hours later, where will the train be?--Answer: On the track

20. When will the clock stop running?--Answer: The clock will never run in the first place

21. What books can’t be bought in bookstores?--Answer: Suicide note or secretary

22. What is the narrowest road?--Answer: Enemies’ road is narrow

23. What can’t be eaten? --Answer: East-West direction

24. A person fell from a plane, why didn't he fall to death?--Answer: The plane stopped on the ground

25. All year round What kind of flower is in full bloom?--Answer: Plastic flowers

26. Which English letters do most people like to hear?--Answer: CD

27. What kind of people never read it when they are sick? Doctor?--Answer: A blind person

28. Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test papers, so why does he keep looking at his classmates?--Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher

29. How to judge chicken What is your age?--Answer: Use your teeth

30. Why can’t you break an egg when you hit it with a hammer?--Answer: Of course the hammer won’t break it

Bad joke brain teaser Encyclopedia and Answers (2)

Xiao Ming found out that his room was burglarized, but he was not nervous at all. Why - answer: someone else's room

There was a person who was late when watching a movie because he had something to do. After walking for half an hour, I didn't expect to see even a single soul when I arrived at the cinema.

(The movie is known to perform normally)--Answer: There are no half-human beings in the world

Why are there more women on the Internet than men?--Answer: Deceiver more stupid men to go online

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After entering the zoo, which animal is the first thing you see?--Answer: People

What should you do when your girlfriend asks you for stars in the sky?--Answer: Give them to her Punch

A person is locked in a closed room with only one door, but it cannot be opened. How should he get out?--Answer: Push the door open

What is it? Under such circumstances, there are people pushing the cart in front and people pulling behind it, but it will still move forward?--Answer: When going downhill

How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest?--Answer: Very simple. No.

Why do some people say that the most fairly distributed thing in the world is conscience?--Answer: Have you ever said that some people say that they have no conscience?

If Bu Xin has rabies, you What is the first thing to do?--Answer: Make a list of enemies

Why is no one injured when a plane falls from the sky?--Answer: It is a drone

< p> Why did the police turn a blind eye to the car driver who ran the red light?--Answer: The car driver was walking.

Why does a bear sleep for so long during hibernation?--Answer: No one dares to wake it up

What is it that can lie on a pillow every day and work for a lifetime?--Answer: Railway tracks

Why is there not a single difficult word in Napoleon's dictionary?--Answer: His dictionary is French

Complete collection of funny jokes and brain teasers (3)

What gets dirtier the more you wash it?

Answer: water

Who is the most disobedient person?

Answer: Deaf person

One The man fell into the river and struggled a few times. He climbed up from the river. His clothes were all wet, but his hair was not wet. Why?

Answer: Because he is bald

There was a hole in the new socks Xiao Ming bought, but he didn’t go to the salesperson to change them. Do you know why?

Answer: Sock opening

You obviously didn’t do anything, but But have to be punished?

Answer: Homework

What is the thing that no one wants to get?

Answer: Getting sick

What is it at night? Did he just give birth to a tail?

Answer: Meteor

When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only raised 5 fingers, and the family cried. What was the reason?

Answer: three long and two short

What has five heads, but people don’t realize it is strange?

Answer: hands, feet

What water Never run out?

Answer: Tears

What does the elephant’s left ear look like?

Answer: Right ear

In the bookstore What books can’t be bought?

Answer: Suicide note

What kind of hat can’t be worn?

Answer: Nut hat

Bad jokes and brain teasers Complete list of turns and answers (4)

Who is the most disobedient? Answer: Deaf man

As soon as Lao Li finished his haircut, he asked the barber to part his hair in the middle. But he said he couldn't do it, why? Answer: The barber gave Lao Li a bald head

What kind of cow can't eat grass? Answer: snails

What kind of water cannot be drunk? Answer: Salary

Is there any way to make eyebrows grow below the eyes? Answer: Handstand

There are a group of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens are they? Answer: Chickens Mom

There is something that will fall when it rises, and rise when it falls. What is this? Answer: Seesaw

What is it that no one wants to get? Answer: getting sick

Why is there a hole in the newly bought socks? Answer: sock opening

What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: flat