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Tell me something interesting about the figure.

Look at you and you will know that your IQ is absolutely proportional to your height.

I really hope to meet the right person, everything is fine, and my temper is just complementary. Men and women are best suited for height difference, they will quarrel, but they know that no one will leave and put each other in their hearts. The first person to apologize is the bravest; The first person to forgive is the strongest; The first person to let go is the happiest. Everyone who wants to see this article in Weibo: The future marriage is because of love, not because of fit. I wish you a heart and a bald head.

Age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, and love does not need appearance.

In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote the following sentence on the billboard: buffet hot pot, 30 yuan per person, height 1 meter.

Everyone is more than one meter tall. What's there to ask?

I am Altman's height and gourd doll's skill, which is more changeable than Transformers.

You may not be able to change your height and figure, but you can change your attitude. Each of us has the strength to cultivate and maintain a positive attitude towards me, improve the quality of life and achieve life goals. Attitude is a symbol of life ideal, not a reflection of achievements. Changing your attitude can change your life.

You said that height is your advantage and fullness is your symbol.

My wish for starting school is less homework, good grades and light height.

Mushrooms are cool. Why is my height not domineering? I

I am Altman's height and gourd doll's skill, which is more changeable than Transformers.

I am a kind, quiet and considerate girl. I didn't go out to work for long. I prefer traveling. I hope my other half can be considerate, height 170CM~ 180CM. The most important thing is kindness, having one's own ideals and career, filial piety and being friendly to friends. I hope to meet him at the right time.

Height is such a thing that everyone is more than one meter, and there is nothing to ask for; Weight is such a thing that everyone is 200 Jin.

How lonely is single? Only single people know. How important is money? Only those who have no money know how important height is. Only short people know how important body shape is. Only obese people know how important appearance is. Anyone who is ugly enough to feel inferior knows it. But that is not the point. The point is, my mom knows.

It doesn't matter if the phone has been dropped so many times. Think about it later, my height saved it.

At school, a classmate is more than 1.8 meters tall, but his parents are less than 1.7 meters tall. We laughed at whether he had a genetic mutation. He said angrily, who said I suddenly changed? I am1.8m! Then, everyone was silent.

The other party doesn't want you, how can you not want yourself and lose yourself? Of course, this is a kind of excitement and happiness. Long live being lovelorn for your freedom! By the way, practice your voice and lay the foundation for the supremacy of love songs in the future.

I dropped my phone. It's not bad to pick it up Fortunately, my height helped me, little pride!

Whether a man can give you a sense of security lies not in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and cowardly men. I've seen short and tall people, too. A man should be proud, so that he can be like a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

In fact, it may not be so romantic, but blind date is the safest way to find a marriage. Family background, height, figure, education, and even whether there are genetic reasons at home may be clear at a glance, so as to avoid the danger of marriage to the maximum extent. This is obviously the most affordable in marriage.

Before the age of 30, men are more handsome, taller and more background, but after the age of 30, men are more wealth, power and status.

After identification, you belong to super-tall, overweight, super-nutritious, super-cool, super-smart and over-aged children. Please work and live happily with childlike innocence. Happy June 1st!

Prosperous times, further down, life is not as good as before; When you stand on the top of the mountain, if you take one more step, you will take one more step, so that you will not be the top of the mountain again. At the age of 25, the height will stop growing, and everything will get worse and worse. It's better to let nature take its course than to try hard to keep it, because it's just the past.

Short and interesting.

When you really fall in love with someone, age, distance, weight, height, skin color and even gender are not important.

You help me when I can't unscrew the bottle cap. You like to stand with me and compare my height. You like to call me stupid when I can't do math problems, but you don't know that I like you.

How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the height, how many handsome guys, and how many infatuated men are in poverty.

What do people who are more than one meter tall have to ask?

Two people who really love each other will not lose to the distance of appearance, height and age, to their ex-girlfriends, to the gossip of others, to the opposition of their parents, and only to those who don't cherish, work hard and distrust.

Although I failed in height, my personality is perfect!

Wu Yifan's height is black powder. Are you in enough trouble?

Please pay attention to improve your height with me in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can make me grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

I'm Mann. I am tall, and I am a gourd doll. I'm more versatile than transformers.

It doesn't matter if the phone has been dropped so many times. Think about it. My height saved it.

In this complex society, we are working hard, working hard, working hard in obscurity, full of confusion, but unexpectedly finding that some people, who are of noble birth, have no worries about their livelihood, respect Excellence and height, command others and enslave money. Anyone who gets something for nothing can't sleep well, because he is afraid that when he closes his eyes, he will lose everything around him, while a down-to-earth person, with poetry in his stomach, will also scatter his daughter back.

Today, I specially recruited a husband, really looking for an age.

True love has nothing to do with age, height, education and nationality, but it must be related to courage, enthusiasm and responsibility. If you love someone, you must love and care with your heart. The company that never gives up is the best confession in your life.

Men are more handsome, taller and have more background, but after the age of 30, men are more wealth, power and status.

Two people who really love each other will not lose to appearance, distance, height, age and nonsense.

According to experts, men and women are most suitable for height difference. In his opinion, the girl's face is not only not fat, but also a little cute, so don't say my face is big because you are not tall enough.

There is such a thing as height. What's there to ask about more than one meter? .

Age is not a problem, height is not a distance, the problem is that nothing is useless without feelings.

In fact, it may not be so romantic, but blind date is the safest way to find a marriage. Family background, height, figure, education, and even whether there are genetic reasons at home may be clear at a glance, so as to avoid the danger of marriage to the maximum extent. This is obviously the most affordable in marriage.

When you really love someone, age, distance, height and weight are just a bunch of numbers.

A beautiful girl, regardless of her background, always has an infinite future, or it should be said that it is unpredictable. She has a mysterious fate. As soon as she got married, a queen or a famous prostitute died. Nobody knows who she is.

How beautiful you are, how beautiful your face is, how beautiful your figure is, how beautiful your height is and how infatuated you are.

At a young age, how can the height stop at 15, the chest stop at 8, and the IQ stop at 3?

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can make me grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

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