Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I want some jokes that can make people laugh, because my husband's feet are broken and he is in a bad mood. I want to make him happy. Thank you.

I want some jokes that can make people laugh, because my husband's feet are broken and he is in a bad mood. I want to make him happy. Thank you.

In fact, I think any joke will do. The reason is this:

You can still think of finding jokes to comfort him, which shows that your relationship is very good now, so he should not be ungrateful and impatient with your efforts. You can find any joke, whether it is funny or not, and as long as he feels warm, the effect is actually quite good.

Let me give you some jokes;

1 Please put a notebook on the desk, and then put your chin on the notebook. Well, this is the gift for you-notebook pad brain!

The tiger didn't understand until he died. How could he be a cat? The ugly dwarf, besides catching mice, had what skill to compete for promoting him as section chief?

3 because you are too ugly to get married, you hope to be trafficked, and one day your dream finally comes true, and you are kidnapped. The kidnapper thinks you are ugly and sends you back to your original place. You are determined not to get off the bus. The kidnapper gnashes his teeth and stomps his feet and says, "Go! Don't want the car! "

4 The shy boy summoned up the courage to ask his beloved girl, "What kind of boy do you like?" The girl said, "hit it off!" It's still the same to ask again. I had to say sadly, "Can't I have a flat head?"

5 You took part in the ball game that day, and you only scored a volley. Before the goalkeeper could react, the goal was scored! We all applauded and cheered for you. You got up, patted your ass and said, Shit, the ground is too slippery.