How many classic jokes of Joker Xue have you seen?

Joker Xue has been very popular recently. First, he got back together with his ex-wife Gao Leixin, and then Li Yutong, an online celebrity, exposed his cheating feelings and money to help him divorce his ex-wife. Then it broke out that Joker Xue had sex everywhere before, and netizens were at a loss, so they moved to a small bench to watch. But whatever the truth is, today we will take a look at Joker Xue's old classic jokes.

1. The prisoner is being sent to the execution ground. The prisoner complained, "How fucking far away!" The policeman comforted: "Dude, you are very lucky. We have to come back again! " "

My wife is chatting online again, and my husband is a little jealous. My wife said, "You have to trust me." The husband said, "I believe in you, just like a bad king who believes in a traitor!" " "

3. Have a distant cousin, height 1 m 88, wife 1 m 50. It is said that there was strong opposition in the man's family in those years. Cousin insisted on this: "Our son will be as tall and brave as me in the future, and our daughter will be as petite and lovely as her." Thirty years have passed, and now he is worried about his children's marriage every day: his daughter 1 m 82 is too high to marry, and his son will follow his mother, which is hard to find. ...

4. When I went home during the May Day holiday, my brothers drank together and asked a buddy how he was doing somewhere. This guy said how he was doing can only be described by a song, so we asked him what song. This guy pretends to say "northern suburb" deeply. My mother, what is the factory like? I was drunk, too!

5. Two male colleagues are chatting. A: I'm getting married. Actually, I'm getting married, too. A: Then let's take time off together. Colleague b: ok! Colleague AB: Manager! We're getting married. The manager suddenly fell into chaos.

6. One day, I took my second-rate girlfriend to dance. It was the first time that my girlfriend couldn't jump and sat in the chair next to me to eat melon seeds. Then I danced on the dance floor for a while. I saw a man walking towards his girlfriend, and I saw which man extended his right hand gracefully, and then his girlfriend gave him a handful of melon seeds.

7, the teacher lectures, finished, ask, do you understand? We scum, silently say. Don't understand, the teacher said angrily, don't understand? Pigs understand, but you don't. At this time, I saw those schoolmasters laughing happily. I really don't know. What are they laughing at? ...

8. When I was a child, I watched crime-solving films and felt that people who could solve crimes were extremely admired. So I began to solve crimes at home, looking for clues and not letting go of any corner. Then I found money in a fake vase. Anyway, my dad hit me later.

9. I didn't wash my hands on the way back from the toilet in the workshop. A woman touched her face. Who knows that she turned around and touched her lips? She said it was a little salty, so I wouldn't tell her it was urine.

10, I went to take the exam in subject 3 today, and a sister failed twice. I heard a man next to me say: this woman is so stupid that she was killed twice when she went straight. Then it's the man's turn to take the exam. As a result, just before he started the car, the girl went straight to open the door and said, I just came up to get my bag. Go ahead and take the exam. I took it and left, leaving only the man staring at the failed face on the screen.

1 1, Tomb-Sweeping Day went back to his hometown and had a fight with his little sister. She kicked me in the crotch, but I didn't dodge. It really hurts. The point is that I was a woman and cried on the spot. This is the background. In the evening, Gege was lying in bed with anti-inflammatory drugs, and her two-year-old son leaned in and asked, Mom, where is your chicken? I told him that my aunt kicked the chicken away. As a result, the little thing said that mom didn't hurt. I will kick my aunt's chicken tomorrow.

12, the female leader came home at night and was suddenly boarded by two men. A man threatened: "Be honest, rob the color." The female leader laughed and scolded: "Damn, such a happy thing made me so nervous and scared to death. I thought I was double-regulated! "

Ha ha laugh to death without paying.