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If the eyes are a pair of window sashes that open the mind, they are two clear springs that gush out of the mind; Then, the secret is the treasure house of the soul, and it is a touch of light of the soul. Didn't you say that you can only be a real person if you have secrets in your heart?

If reading is the cornerstone of life and combing the feathers of life, then practice is to build the temple of life and train the wings of life. Can life really stand and fly between heaven and earth after practice?

Home can extend far and wide, including the world; Home can be very small, and only two people can fight as a bee. Home can be tree-lined and prosperous, surrounded by a paradise for small birds. Home can be a mess, a river of blood, and be built into a death row for men and women. The key is that every member is both a king and a soldier, so we should build it to guard it, adjust domestic and foreign affairs harmoniously and handle border defense well.

Running for happiness, we are trying to find it. However, where is happiness? Happiness should be a cool oasis in the desert, for the mountains and rivers we are eager to see, but we only see a few clusters of seabuckthorn in the end; Happiness should be a shining pearl in the sea, right? We waded into the river, explored the sea and looked for traces, but in the end we only found a few shells; Happiness should be a comfortable castle during the journey, right? Hungry and thirsty, we went for a walk in the evening and finally found a simple room; Happiness should be the peach and apricot orchard beyond the mountain, right? We went through a lot of hardships and were panting, but in the end we only saw a few bends of weeping willows and grass. In fact, we should not idealize happiness too much. There is no complete happiness in the world.

All thoughts that can stimulate vitality are beautiful. There is only one enemy, and that is selfishness. It can make the spring of life turbid and dry, and it can make the sky of the soul narrow and dark. It can dim the ideal star. Strive to inspire the light and strength in your heart, and inspire selfless love and dedication.

Open the ancient poetry, you can taste the poet's profound thoughts and feelings one by one, and then think and feel. After seeing Wang Wei and Meng Haoran, you will know what it means to love mountains and rivers. After reading Du Fu and Bai Juyi, you will know what caring complex is. After reading Xin Qiji and Lu You, you will know what patriotism is. In reading and taste, you have been integrated with poets, which has subtly improved your moral cultivation and aesthetic taste.

Some people pursue fame by hook or by crook, and as a result, their reputation is ruined; Lei Feng never leaves a name when doing good deeds, and enjoys a high reputation in China. Some people want to write down words that will remain in the world for a long time, and the result is quickly forgotten; Lu Xun only wishes that his articles will decay quickly, but they will last forever. How many articles can I keep? The sky is full of stars, only a crescent moon is taken. Some people try their best to live a long life and end up doing nothing in their lives. Wang Bo died young, but he left an eternal farewell. How many people are famous in the world? Only diamonds shine in the Ganges. How many people have paid attention to history through the ages? Big waves wash sand, only a little real gold is left.

What kind of book is Life? Some people are plain and gentle, but his life track is rich and delicate; Some people have many difficulties, but his book of life is fascinating; Some people have a successful career, but his book of life is unbearable.

The color of spring is cool and green, such as blue waves and tender bamboo, full of infinite hope. The color of autumn is fiery red, such as sunset glow and red leaves, which marks the perfection of everything. The color of autumn is warm yellow, such as golden ears of wheat and sorghum, rippling with the joy of harvest.

The lazy man's messy footprint, wandering backwards, is a confession written on the road of life; Hard-working people's solid and powerful footprints, marching forward bravely, are lyric poems engraved at the peak and dangerous place, how bold and unconstrained.

You can't control the weather, but you can change your mood. You cannot change your appearance, but you can control yourself. You can't foresee tomorrow, but you can cherish today.

Honest people regard life as a continuous mountain peak and strive to climb it one by one; Cunning people regard life as a ship, and have it both ways grasps the direction. A cunning man may gain a lifetime, but lose his true self; Honest people may have a rough life, but they have found the true meaning of life.

What is history? The vicissitudes of a land can be a history, the rise and fall of a nation can be a history, the joys and sorrows of a family can be a history, and the rise and fall of a person can be a history. History can be very long, as long as the journey of life, as old as the age of human beings; History can be as big as the world and the universe. Everything in the past is history.

There is grass green in summer, flowers in summer and jade leaves in winter. In summer, hundreds of rivers flow into the sea, the sky is blue and transparent, and boating after rain can always make people feel relaxed and forget to return; It's freezing thousands of miles in winter, snowing in Wan Li and skating on the lake, which makes people feel happy and full of interest.

Although the specific experiences in the journey of life always seem so trivial, so ordinary, so long and so tireless, it is precisely they that constitute a truly wonderful life. This is the most precious state of life.

Life is like wine, or fragrant, or thick, or thick, or light, and it becomes mellow because of honesty;

Life is like a song, high or low, sad or happy, because of honesty, it becomes happy;

Life is picturesque, or bright, or dim, or simple and elegant, or colorful, because it is frank, it becomes beautiful.

Although the meteor fell, it pierced the night sky with beautiful light. Although the music is over, the passionate melody is inspiring.

Fielding said, "Bad books, like bad friends, may kill you." That's true. But there is no need to go to the other extreme and exaggerate the influence of books on people's personality. More often, good people read bad books or good people, and bad people read good books or bad people.

Friendship is a life-saving welfare. This savings is to give all help in a difficult situation, to give severe advice on the wrong road, to help you sincerely when you fall, and to wipe away your tears when you are in pain.

Trust is the precious wealth of life. This savings is a kind look at you when rumors strike, a firm companion on the way forward, all-round support when encountering difficulties, and a heart lamp to drive away the pain when being slandered.

There are at least two reasons why a water drop can wear a stone: first, it is single-minded, every drop of water is in the same direction and falls on a fixed point; The second is their perseverance. In the long years, they have never stopped such efforts. From this, we can think of accomplished scholars at all times and all over the world, who all embody the words "expert" and "regular".

Mother-child love and brotherly love, although also full of altruism, are all based on kinship and cannot be called selfless dedication. Only by transcending kinship, altruism and sacrifice above personal utility can we call it selfless dedication. This kind of selfless dedication is not only different from the definition of moralists, but also different from the charity of philanthropists. It does not seek and feel spiritual conversion and spiritual comfort in the sense of "self", but promises and practices its responsibility and mission to the country, society and people in the sense of "self".

Books are like a ladder, which can lead us to the temple of knowledge. Books are like a key, which will help us open the window of wisdom in our hearts. Time is like a good doctor, it can teach us to heal bleeding wounds, and time is like a loving mother, it will help us heal the wounds of the soul.

Some people live a full life because they have the ability to control their lives; Some people live a mediocre life because they lack the courage to overcome life.

Within ten steps, nothing grows. Heroes are often difficult to measure by the density of distance or time.

Only the rough sea can create a smooth and soft beach, but the calm lake surface has to be surrounded by mud; Only the storm can wash away the sludge and muddy water, and the breeze and drizzle can only leave sediment; Only endless forests can create the green and beauty of the earth, but lonely trees will be destroyed by strong winds.

What is love? Love is the wind, love is the rain. Because of love, we are willing to be indifferent to quiet days; Because of our love, we dare to wear boots to meet them. What are our interests? Interest is heat, interest is love. Because of interest, we give up the enjoyment outside of interest; Also because of our interest, we explored the mystery and gained something.

Books are my spiritual food and reshape my soul. When Jane Eyre said, "We are equal, I am not a machine without feelings", I understood my self-esteem as a woman. When petofi said, "If you have time, you can throw both", I understood the value of being a man. When Lu Xun said, "If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence", I understood the rebellious spirit that people should have. When Browning said, "Take away love and the world will become a grave", I understood how important it is to give love to others.

Since the goal is the distant horizon, we should be more calm and calm. The fruitful results of autumn depend on the hard sowing in spring; Become a pulse of blood in the sea, all by the stream running day and night. Perhaps, after paying the sweat, you may not be able to harvest that increasingly mature dream; Perhaps, you who have spilled blood may not have that fiery scenery; Perhaps, struggling in the dark will not necessarily usher in a brilliant dawn. But I'm not always sad. Although I work silently and don't hear the echo of life, I love life and will definitely win.

There is no need to decorate young hearts with heavy hearts. The vicissitudes of the surface and the seriousness of the appearance can't make you a philosopher; Without all your friends, all you have is a lonely back. Since I can't be profound now, I'll make myself relaxed. People with sad faces can't hear the sound of flowers clearly; People who pretend to be themselves can't understand the excitement of frogs.

You don't need to judge yourself at once, but integrate into the vast sea of people, live too vulgar, and don't light the lamp of life. My shouts may be weak, my steps may be blind, but my blood is roaring and rushing from beginning to end. There is nothing terrible about fate, and stormy waves are not common sails!

There is no need to cry over a small setback. Life is ups and downs, and there is no trauma in the pearl shell. How can there be crystal clear and charming crystals? It is common to fall and trip several times. If you capsize in the sewer, your life will be pale and never vivid. If I lose, I can start over. If I win, I can tamp the cornerstone under my feet.

There is no need to repeat the eternal swan song "to see the sun, for all his glory, buried by the coming night" to taste bitterness and feel sadness. The pointer of my life is at eight or nine o'clock, which is a beautiful moment when the sun rises. As long as I work hard, every corner of the world will see me. This world, I don't know if it is a little cold, but I am willing to use my meager strength to give every friend who feels cold a warmth and a ray of light.

Stupid compromise and reconciliation is a trick of villains and is worshipped by small politicians and philosophers. Today, you must say what you think today, and tomorrow, even if it is completely contrary to today's point of view.

People are often weak and sorry: he dare not say "I think" and "I am" directly, but quoted some saints and wise men; Facing a blade of grass or a rose, he will feel guilty. He is either obsessed with longing or tired of remembering. In fact, the origin of virtue and vitality is completely unknown. Why do you want to peek at other people's behavior, look at their appearance, and listen to their orders-your behavior, your thoughts, and your personality must be completely new.

Envy is ignorance, imitation is suicide; Whether in good times or bad times, you are self-directed; Man's potential is infinite. No one knows what he can do. If he doesn't try, he will never know anything about his ability.

The fate of the scholar is lofty to outsiders, but bleak to the scholar himself. In the eyes of some powerful people, reading is a pastime, and it doesn't matter if it is dispensable. Therefore, only the reader can understand the joys and sorrows.

True light is never when there is no darkness, but it will never be covered by darkness; A true hero never lacks humble feelings, but he never gives in to them. Therefore, before you defeat foreign enemies, you must first defeat your internal enemies.

There are only two kinds of people in the world: for example, if you get a bunch of grapes, one chooses the best to eat first, and the other saves the best for last. As usual, the first person should be happy, because every grape he eats is the best grape in his hand; The second kind of people should be pessimistic. But in fact, it is counterproductive, because the second person still has hope, and the first person only has memories.

Although life is only a few decades, it is never as disillusioned as a dream. As long as you pursue truth, you will live forever. Life is not a burning candle, but a torch. We must burn it brightly and pass it on to the next generation.

Experiencing nature is wealth. The wind is transparent brocade, the rain is countless sparkling pearls, the forest is like green embroidery, and the bay and lake are blue gems.

Family and friendship are my wealth. I am a white cloud, and my family is my blue sky. I am a green tree, and family is the land that nourishes me; I am a bird, and my family is the forest that shelters me; I am a clear spring, and my family is the mountains that embrace me.

Personality needs to "value me": self-reliance cultivates people's dignity, self-confidence promotes people's spirit, self-study increases people's talents, self-love sees people's sublimity, self-motivation sharpens people's will, self-warns people's reason, self-reliance shows people's personality, self-reliance develops people, and self-motivation adults.

Failure is destroying something valuable to others; Success is to package something of value for people to see. The secret of success is not to be afraid of failure and not to forget it. Successful people come out of the purgatory of failure. Success and failure cycle back and forth, forming a wonderful life. The judgment of success or failure is not at the starting point, but at the end.

Life is like a river. With rich experience, it can go far. A great life is as ups and downs as the Yellow River and as magical and magnificent as the Yangtze River. Life is like a mountain, you can only see it when you experience something strange. A great life, like Huangshan Mountain, is full of strange peaks and as magnificent as Mount Tai.

Experience is the stone of life, and the edge of life shines in tempering; Experience is the ore of life, and the vitality of life is released in refining.

Experience is experience, and experience is accumulation. Without experience, there is no quality of existence; Without accumulation, there is no wisdom to live. The true meaning of life is explored through experience, and the value of life is realized through experience.

Beauty can be in the magnificent palace or beside the bombed-out bridge; Beauty can be found in fragrant flowers or in candlelight dancing with the wind; Beauty can be found in the extraordinary statue of Venus, and also in the smile of ordinary girls.

The beautiful scenery supported by the immortal word "human" includes the persistent singing of "although I haven't changed my body" and "Are we Artemisia people?" Both the lofty pursuit of "I recommend Xuanyuan with hot blood" and the heroic spirit of "Dare to teach the sun and the moon to change the sky".

I am a bee, flying around in the garden of the motherland, tirelessly brewing sweet honey for the motherland; I am a purple swallow, in the blue sky of the motherland, crossing thousands of households and reporting the information of spring to the motherland and people; I am a raindrop, falling from the sky on the Yuan Ye of the motherland, nourishing thirsty seedlings; I am a pine tree, standing proudly in the frontier of the motherland, showing a solemn gesture.

No matter how perfect a bird's wings are, if it does not rely on air, it will never fly high. Imagination is wings, and objective reality is air. Only by combining the two aspects closely can we achieve remarkable results.

Some people are willing to lend you their umbrellas on sunny days, but when it rains, they leave quietly with umbrellas. Some people, when you have power and influence, run around you, you leave your job, or you have no power and influence, but he hides far away. Some people, in the face of your affection, the expression of language is like a clear and sweet river, but there is a dirty undercurrent under the riverbed. Some people, when you sow hard, stand by and refuse to shed a drop of sweat, but when you harvest, they share your fruit shamelessly for various reasons. Some people pay attention to the decoration of appearance, and their clothes show a luxury, but their hearts are full of emptiness. Full of ignorance, that kind of uneducated form is often unconsciously revealed in his speech actions.

Reading others is actually reading yourself, truth, goodness and beauty, and also reading hypocrisy behind hypocrisy, ugliness behind beauty and cunning behind smiles. Reading people, the most important thing is to understand how to be a person. Reading people is to be a real person. Therefore, when reading people, you should learn to be tolerant and generous, so that you can read something beneficial to yourself, noble, happy and happy.

Big things get smaller, small things get bigger. "Big" and "small" are often transformed into each other under certain conditions. Great losses will be reduced by timely remedy, and small achievements will be increased by continuous efforts; The same is true of "more" and "less". Asking for advice in time will reduce many problems, and accumulating will increase less knowledge.

Faith is the fulcrum of life lever, with which you can become a strong person; Faith is the gateway to career. Without correct faith, you are doomed to fail in the great cause. Labor is the source of all knowledge, and only hard work can ignite the blazing fire of wisdom; Labor is the ladder of career. Without hard work, it is impossible to climb the peak of career success.

If life is a beautiful music, then pain is an indispensable note; If life is an endless sea, then setbacks are waves that suddenly turn up; If life is blue sky, then frustration is floating white clouds.

Education needs passion, and passion makes education show infinite vitality; Education needs poetry, and poetry makes education full of romantic feelings. Pursuit produces passion, and passion makes the main theme of pursuit powerful; Pursuit produces poetry, which makes the palette of pursuit radiant.

The painter paints only one flower, in order to leave some space for the viewer to daydream; Musicians play, cadence, and sometimes "silence is better than sound" for the audience to enjoy; Poets write poems, pay attention to implication, and have endless words and meanings, so that readers can experience them themselves; The teacher's lecture is concise, deliberately cited but not delivered, leaving room for students to think.

Sincerity is like a flower full of branches, which can always bear the fruit of friendship; Sincerity is like a clean stream, and the heart is the source of the stream.

Money can buy delicious food, but not a good appetite, books and knowledge. Money can buy roses, love, greeting cards and friendship.

Although bees and butterflies are flying among the flowers, one is creating and the other is killing. Creators contribute to the sweet life, while wasters leave the garbage of life.

Perhaps, there will never be that day, and the future will be as gorgeous as sunrise; Perhaps, there will never be a day when success is as brilliant as a lamp; Maybe, that's it. Climbing but not reaching the top; Perhaps, it can only be so, but it can't afford the waves.

We raised our crystal glasses to greet them, but we didn't know that previous lives were actually preparations for this encounter. At night, open the black curtains; Month, shed a gentle light. The fog curled up and the wind was light. It was a flood that flooded into my heart, and tears filled my eyes.

Neither supercilious nor arrogant.

The world is like a rose. Pessimists only think of its terrible thorns. Optimists only think of its fragrance and loveliness. The world is like food. People only eat in a little time and digest most of the time. Being alone means digesting the world.

Political struggle is a very complicated matter, so we should not rush rashly, but have a plan to hide our strength and bide our time. Be patient when it is time to be patient, be tough when it is time to be tough, and compromise when it is time to compromise. You can be silent for a long time when you are patient, and be aggressive when you fight back, without giving your opponent a chance to breathe.

The times have painted many ordinary names with gold powder, but at the same time, many shiny names have lost their luster. And all times, all history, are constantly subject to human creation and domination.

In real life, who can tell us in advance that those seemingly useless knowledge, or those things that we ignore because they are commonplace, will one day become inexhaustible wealth in our lives? Or, if someone says pebbles are gems, how many people will listen? After all, many people will be fascinated by the immediate interests.

Arrogant people don't like to hear, they will only be militaristic, and greed and arrogance block their sight; People who are closed to the outside world don't like to listen, just sit and watch the sky, and ignorance hinders their progress; People who are eager for quick success don't like to hear it, but only taste it. Impetuousness and short-sightedness limited their knowledge. Therefore, only a nation that likes listening is a nation of wisdom.

A person's life is like gold. To be upright, his personality must be upright. A person's life is like wood. To enrich, the connotation must be profound. A person's life is like water, so be flexible and easy-going. A person's life is like a fire. Be enthusiastic and sincere. A person's life is like dirt, so it should be true and simple.

Reading is also a profitable savings in life. This kind of savings is the key to discover the future, the ladder to pursue truth, the foundation to surpass predecessors and the force to participate in competition.

The language of the motherland is as brilliant as a star, as precious as a pearl, as beautiful as a peony and as fragrant as a plum blossom; The language of the motherland stands on Mount Everest, engraved with the Great Wall, stretching the Kunlun Mountains and flowing with the Yellow River. There are Han and Wei Dynasties, poems in Tang and Song Dynasties, operas in Jin and Yuan Dynasties and novels in Ming and Qing Dynasties. There are Palace Phoenix, Yuanlang Wonderful Flower, Bamboo Fence and thatched pond, Asahi Xia Guang; There are elegant, simple and generous, fresh and Leng Yan, elegant and unrestrained.

Persuading yourself is the victory of reason; I was moved by myself, which is a sublimation of my soul; Conquering oneself is a kind of maturity in life.

Effort is the kind of brave bird that can fly into the sky when dark clouds cover the sun; Trying is a boat on the sea, and big waves come and go. For the brave, trying is a brand-new way of life; For the weak, trying is an iron wall.