Stephen Chow's classic lines, who can say the most complete

7: Flying is the flying of Xiao Li's flying knife; The knife belongs to Xiao Li-the knife!

8: In order to find witnesses, we visited the dog of the cousin's child of the aunt's aunt's house next door ...

shaolin soccer: Ng Man Tat: Lame, yes, I am, so what? Are you lame?

king of comedy: Piao Piao: I hate it when people talk. Tianqiu: I don't want to have a broken mouth. Piaopiao: Then why don't you put on more lipstick? Tianqiu: Then put it on ...

A Chinese Odyssey: Mrs. Niu (to Zi Xia): If I were you, my husband married a little wife, I might as well die. Niu Mowang: Really (pleasantly surprised). Mrs. Niu: But I'll vote for you first.

king of comedy-Tianqiu: Seventh Uncle, there will be a thunderstorm in the neighborhood theater tomorrow night. Have you memorized your lines? Seventh Uncle: I have memorized it. I even made a song. When the master saw the maid, he sang: You are beautiful, you are beautiful. The maid saw the master sing, You Are So Handsome, You Are So Handsome. Tianqiu: Ai, ok, ok ...

Gourmet-

Referee: Good folding stool! The secret of folding stool is that it can be hidden in houses and easily available, and you can sit on it to hide the murder. Even if you are caught by the police, you can't sue. It is really the first of the seven weapons!

Bajie: As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little higher than him, but now there is an Zixiaxian

, and I'm afraid he is a little higher than me.

friar sand: I'm here!

Bajie: It is because of you that he is taller than me!

Reply to Daquan:

"Somebody help"

"It's really you like a flower"

A hundred times!

Cut this pig head into half

This pig head is not for sale

Although you are a butcher of ......, you have to pay money if you go whoring. _

It's hard to explain to you with your wisdom ~

< A Chinese Odyssey > >

The Tang Priest was beaten by people who were tied up on the column and off the stage. Suddenly, it was overcast, and Tang gave a prompt cry: It's raining, so it's time to collect clothes.

why, oh, do you want it? Say it if you want, and I'll give it to you if you don't say it. Of course I won't give it to you. It's impossible for you to ask me not to give it to you, but you don't want me to give it to you. Be reasonable ...

I support you ~

Xiaoqiang

"Wenxi" "Call me Da Wenxi" "Ok, Wenxi"

Polo Polo Polo. There's a restaurant!

"What's your mother's name?"

Nine-grade Sesame Officer is definitely a classic! !

bottom line: open the door and let the dog go!

haha, laughing at me all day.

My admiration for you is as endless as the river, and as the Yellow River overflows out of control.

-The Duke Of Mount Deer's classic lines

PS: I laughed for 1 minutes when I saw "A hundred times" written upstairs.

ha' ha' ha' ha

My family lives in the west of Chengmen.

My family has a house and a field. . . . .

I forgot what movie it was, and the whole movie was very boring. Finally, I practiced my magic inadvertently. I was electrified in the water, and Zhou Xingxing's "Tianma Meteor Boxing" made me happy.

Remember what Ng Man Tat said when he went back and forth in and out of water curtain cave: Honey, come out and see God! "

" Tianma Meteor Boxing "belongs to the new Jingwumen, and the last trick" Ten Thousand Buddhists to Worship the Sect "is a classic.

The parrot's sentence" It stinks, it stinks "in" Brother Hit a Ghost "is also very funny.

Many people say that Zhou Xingchi's movies are vulgar, but compared with those things that are pretentious, serious and moaning without illness. I just like vulgar tastes. Let those "gentlemen" go.

Lines?

of course, it is the trademark "ha, ha, ha, ha."

wa has ascended to heaven again!

why do you say it again?

Every sentence in a big talk is a classic

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

Gourmet:

"Why, why do I shed tears? ..... "

" Onions, I added onions! "

Of course, it should be the most distinctive:

Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~ Hia ~

Haha, you are the first person to grow a beard as a eunuch.

Since you came to the Chinese government, you have met cuteness.

people are born of people's mother. Demons are born of demons. If a demon has a kind heart, it's a shemale.

It thunders and rains. Take away your clothes! ~~！ ~！ ~

quit, you're scaring people again.

My wife ~ ~ and Niu Mowang came out to see God ~~

It's ok to rely on this.

The bartender and the little soldier played by Stephen Chow-The Legend of the Condor Heroes/Felix Wong Yat Wa and Barbara Yung Edition.

Before I accidentally discovered that Stephen Chow was not famous, hehe o

-Xiao Li flew to the second place

-Who was the first place?

-Xiao Li flies his knife.

-Oh, it's Xiao Li. He flies his knife.

This is not shredded pork, but steak.

Xiaoqiang, I treat you like my own flesh and blood. . . . . .

Wang Cai, you and I live together.

There is an old man in my family, and if there is a treasure,

He is always a handsome and unique pork prince in my mind.

Have you seen Jurassic Park?

no, I have seen it in Jurassic.

yes, Jurassic.

Tyrannosaurus rex is the one that sneaks around, or the one that "Ow ..." bites people.

Tyrannosaurus rex is the one that "Ow ...", and the one in China won't bite people.

Don't tell me you don't know, I sing just like Jacky Cheung. You see, even my Adam's apple can move.

after reading so many works, it's his sentence "I support you" that reminds me.

My admiration for you is like the endless river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

This sentence is the best.

Many of the lines here are authentic comedy lines.

Funny and comedy are two concepts.

In fact, comedy and tragedy lead to the same goal.

"I support you" is really not funny, and I am very touched. How many men can say this? This is definitely an oath.

There is also the last samurai in the big talk.

I won't hold you.

the Monkey King turned into a breeze and fascinated the eyes of the samurai.

Young men and women embraced each other warmly, and the samurai I won't leave.

What did the girl look at the Monkey King's back then?

A samurai is like a dog.

the Monkey King will cry when he leaves the crowd

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The ball doesn't kick the ground like this ~ ~ ~ ~ `

"Stack a beautiful position first", "Duo Long, you head the array first" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "* * ~ ~ ~ first" is a classic sentence pattern ~ ~ ~ ~ ~:]

Once,

cut your sword off my throat!

don't hesitate!

If God can give me another chance,

I will say three words to that girl:

I love you.

If I have to add a deadline to this love,

I hope it is ... ten thousand years!

I'm kao! I took You! Always saying this!

Tang Priest: Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! Wukong, you are so naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you … You threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!

sovereign treasure: you think I don't know! (pointing to the person next to me) Who made you ashamed when I called the blind man? (turning around) You're still running! (Chasing up to a dog) Look at you. You're so sneaky and humiliating. How can you come out with me to wander the Jianghu?

I forgot to tell you, I'm a big fan of a Chinese odyssey.

I've seen Moonlight Box for 17 times, and I've seen another one named The Great Sage Marries 18 times.

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

sovereign treasure: I was thinking ... give me a reason to kill me first!

Zi Xia: I see, you are crazy!

Zi Xia: Then let's start this relationship at once!

Tang Priest: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Wukong: wow! Shut up!

Tang Priest: You scared me again

Wukong: Ha! I don't care about you, it's just that ants still drag out an ignoble existence, and the gods have done this to you, so just don't do it!

sovereign treasure: are you seriously injured? How easy is it to die?

Get up in the morning and look in the mirror and shout, "Pig!"

I saw a little dog calling it "Wang

Stephen Chow's classic lines

In fact, I am a trick expert who changes the social atmosphere, enchants thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, improves the connotation of young people, and is graceful and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Jing Koo!

I'd like you to meet Pizzad's boyfriend. His hairstyle is bad and ugly, he doesn't have much money, he hasn't read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he's all good looks. Haha ..

Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of a tea restaurant, and everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower

He is proud, but he is kind-hearted, and he keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can give the fire given by God to mankind, use it superbly, and cook super dishes called the art of fire. Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ God!

are you serious? ! What I said can't be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and is the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

Sweeping the floor is just my superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

sir: I'm a left Qinglong and a right white tiger, with an old cow at my waist and a faucet at my chest. People stop killing people, while Buddhas stop killing Buddhas!

The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, whose nickname is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind ...

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! To tell you the truth, I am known as Pan An in the well-proportioned tree, and Zhou Botong, a little prostitute whose plum blossoms crush Haitang!

with your wisdom, can I fool you?

I'm not afraid to tell you. I've seen UFOs since I was a BB boy, that is, UFOs and UFOs. Do you understand? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again, talked with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed the spring. Plus, I played roller coasters every morning, pirate boats at night, pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters at night and pirate boats many times at dusk. I tell you.

sir, you have a bone on your forehead, a light in your eyes, a fairy reincarnated, and a fairy descended to earth. I finally waited for you. Don't move, although I let the cat out of the bag, disaster is inevitable, but this is my destiny takes a hand, even if I have to take great risks, I will show you the whole picture.

ah! Master's thinking, as expected, is like sailing against the current, and it is worthy of being king with ideas.

ok! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is worthy of being a man who swings ~ ~ ~. I love you! ! !

do you think you can't be found by hiding? It's useless! An excellent man like you, no matter where, is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that cup of Dry Martine all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is so excellent, there are rules and regulations. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's stay. Don't you have to pay the woman?

It's our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and keep good morals, and it's also my own interest to do good deeds, so I help the old lady.