Humorous jokes about the hot weather

1. Anyone you can date on such a hot day is a life-or-death friend.

2. What defeats you is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm.

3. If you don’t make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees, you are not familiar with them.

4. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and people are almost turning into steamed buns.

5. The weather has been extremely hot recently. When I get busy, I feel like I am sweating, and I lose weight.

6. The weather is so hot, do you want to roast my little fat pig?

7. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and turn it into an electric blanket when you sleep! I meet a stranger on the road, look at each other with a smile, and become an acquaintance! The table was too hot. Just after the mahjong was laid out, it got burnt!

8. It was too hot and it made me angry. I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers with anger.

9. The weather is a bit sultry and the outdoor temperature is constantly high. Except for the air-conditioned room, other places are far away.

10. Recently, people all over the country are mourning a guy named Re. No one has seen him, but everyone knows that Re is dead!

11. Those who have a boyfriend are called summer, and those who don’t have a boyfriend are called hot days.

12. After going out for 5 minutes and sweating for 2 hours, the only difference between me and the barbecue is a pinch of cumin. The summer is really unbearably hot.

13. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

14. I would rather die of heat than freeze to death. It wasn’t until today when I was so hot that I realized that a promise that is too beautiful is too young.

15. I almost died from the sun. The sun is so warm, so I didn’t ask you to go home for dinner?