What jokes can make people laugh instantly?

1, everyone's life is a book, others' is a happy life, and mine is a complete collection of jokes.

2. "What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken?" "I just passed the bus, but I was squeezed into it."

My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when we sleep, he will use his arm as my pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Later, he got scapulohumeral periarthritis and I got cervical spondylosis.

I went to get the courier, but I can't find it. I turned around and asked, Are you a small item?

After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

6. "Is the doctor there?" "Yes, what can I do for you?" "My dad went to see you the day before yesterday and was unhappy when he came back, saying that the reason was that the shorts were too high." "I said cholesterol is too high!"

7, surgery, the doctor asked me whether it was general anesthesia or semi-anesthesia, I said it should be slightly spicy.

8. Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend sitting in the back seat of a battery car, holding her current boyfriend's waist, shivering with cold. I raised my mouth, smiled smugly and got on the warm bus.