Complete works of collective jokes

Murong Haiyun: (arranging hair style) Am I handsome?

Gangster: (stunned) What did you say?

Murong Haiyun: Let me ask you, am I handsome? (giggle)

Gangster: well ... (suddenly remembering that he is robbing) I don't care if you are handsome or not, bring money!

Murong Haiyun: I'll give you a minute to apologize to me!

Gangster: (Draw a sword) Cut the crap, money!

Murong Haiyun: I hate people who threaten me!

One punch passed and the gangster was injured.

Gangster: forgive me ...

Murong Haiyun: Then tell me, am I handsome today? (Looking up proudly)

Gangster: (Chickens peck at rice) Handsome, handsome!

Murong Haiyun: OK, you can go. Remember not to let me see you again next time!

Gangster: Yes, (running and shouting) Brother Haiyun, I love you. ...

Murong Haiyun sneered: It's not my fault to be rich and handsome!

Gangster: Take out the money!

Duan Rem: (looking at him gloomily)

Gangster: Hey, you!

Duan Rem: (His eyes become more melancholy)

Gangster: (annoyed) Stop playing dumb and take the money!

Duan: Can I play a song for you?

Gangster: (dumbfounded) Play a tune?

Duan: (gentle) Yes, this is a very soothing world famous song, which Yu Xin taught me.

Gangster: (killed by eyes) OK, but I don't have a piano at home!

Duan: It doesn't matter. Let's go to the school music classroom. I have a special concert there today.

Gangster: But, but, listening to your music, I have no money on me and no money to buy a ticket. ...

Duan: It doesn't matter. I'll pay for the ticket.

Gangster: (killed by melancholy eyes again) Thank you! ! Then let's go.

Gangster: Robbery, hand over the money!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Do not believe) Robbery? Just kidding!

Gangster: This is robbery!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (disdainful) Did you bring a knife?

Gangster: (rub, pull out the knife) Here it is!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (startled, damn, it's really a knife) Brother, have something to say.

Gangster: Don't befriend, money! !

Shangguan Ruiqian: (smiles obsequiously) Brother, I'll introduce you to a beautiful MM. ...

Gangster: (impatient) Dude has a girlfriend, get the money quickly! !

Shangguan Ruiqian: (thinking hard and trying to find a way) Brother, I'm not married and I haven't enjoyed a good life. Please don't bother me. I am old and young ... (trying to squeeze out my tears)

Gangster: (thinking) Not married? There is a lot of fuss about old people and young people. Take out the money.

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Seeing the gang, another trick was born) I am one of H4 in Elliston, and the headmaster is afraid of us. If you are smart, please let me go quickly!

Gangster: (contemptuously) I only know F4, but I don't know H4. Take the money!

Shangguan Ruiqian: (Shit, don't eat hard, don't eat soft, you can only take out the killer) Look, the plane! (of the sky)

The gangster looked up and Shangguan trotted away and disappeared.

Gangster: Come on, hand over the money!

Ye Shuo: Wait a minute, I'll finish this website first.

Gangster: No, call out the money now!

Ye Shuo: (anxiously) It will be ready soon. Just one step away. Wait another ten minutes.

Gangster: (wondering) What stupid website?

Ye Shuo: I set up my own game website. Have you ever played Legend?

Gangster: (excited) You also play legends?

Ye Shuo: That's the game I designed! (Proud)

Gangster: (admiringly) Really, you are really something! Many people play in my industry.

Ye Shuo: (Robbers play legends) No wonder your skills are getting better and better!

Gangster: How long will it take?

Ye Shuo: It will be ready soon. Please sit by and wait for a while.

Gangster: (Sit down) Don't worry, the important thing is to design the game.

Ye Shuo: I'm thirsty. Can you buy me a bottle of water? (Take out ten dollars)

Gangster: No, I have money here! You wait. (running quickly to the canteen)