How to create an atmosphere at a dinner party?

You can say a few brain teasers. First of all, attract everyone's attention

Why do bats often hang upside down?

Because of its gastroptosis.

It takes 6 hours for a train to go from A to B, and now it has been running for 3 hours. Where should the train be now?

On the tracks.

After breakfast, Adi went to the toilet with a big bag. Why is there only half a steamed bread left after he came out?

He forgot to bring toilet paper.

4. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones?

Because he ate a dough kneading machine.

5. Why? My brother never stops when he meets an intersection by military vehicle.

He used to drive a train.

6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal to two?

A kilo of flour and a large glass of water will only equal a piece of dough.

7. Why do vampires never drink juice or vegetable juice?

Afraid of the cross in the juice.

8. Male crabs drink because they are afraid of being scolded by their wives. He went home to wear cologne and rinse his mouth, but before he entered the house, his wife waiting at home found him drunk again. Why?

Because he walked straight back.

9. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he still failed the English exam the next day. Why?

Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through!

10. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become?

Ten piles of lion shit.

1 1. Your girlfriend keeps pestering you for the stars in the sky. What should you do?

Give her a punch and ask her if she wants the moon.

12. Do you want to see the dentist first or have a toothache first?

Toothworm

13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but whose face is ugly?

The person who pays.

14. Jing Wong is a polite person, but when someone knocks at the door, he won't invite others in?

He's in the toilet.

15. What is the most painful thing for birds?

Can't ascend to heaven after death

16. Wang Jing went to the store to buy things with 100 yuan. Since 75 yuan, the boss only looked for 5 yuan. Why?

He only gave it to his boss, 80 yuan.

17. What kind of people want to have as many children as possible?

Children's product manufacturer

18. What is the last thing people do before they die?

Take one's last breath

19. How big a ship does it take to transport 5 tons of logs from upstream to downstream?

No boat, drifting

20. A plane full of passengers fell from the sky, but no one was injured. Why?

They are all dead.

2 1. Jing Wong graduated from junior high school and taught himself high school and college courses. What's his education level?

superior

22. What's the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog?

One is a prince and the other is a son.

23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion?

Have you ever seen fleas on a lion?

On 2000 1 month 1 day, everyone was doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is?

breathe

25. Who knows best how many stars are in the sky?

Heaven/God knows

26. Under what circumstances can two tigers fit in one mountain?

The tiger is in love

27. What does tit-for-tat mean?

Tooth extraction and dental restoration

28. Jing Wong and Wang Jing died in a secret room with only a pool of water and broken glass on the ground. What was the cause of their death?

They are goldfish.

29. What food is produced in the east, west, north and south?

muskmelon

30. Jing Wong was ugly and had no money, but two handsome guys fought for her and died. Why?

Whoever loses will marry her.

3 1. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood?

It's not inconvenient for male mosquitoes for a few days.

32. What does a coward eat to be courageous?

Extremely bold

33. When is the second child the coolest?

The boss is not here.

34. Why did Guan Gong die so tragically?

Beautiful women (often) have an unhappy life.

35. Which coin with the same score1992 or 1993 is heavier?

More than 93 years of "one"

In the second race of the tortoise and the hare, the hare tried his best, but he still lost. Why?

The destination is at sea.

37. What is the last thing you can see in broad daylight?

film

38. What wobbles, changes from three to five, and then changes from five to five?

fan

A fierce cat ran away when it saw a mouse. Why?

chase

40. Mr. and Mrs. Jing Wong have been married for more than ten years, but they have no children. Why?

ultiplets

4 1. Three people hold an umbrella, and there is only one umbrella, but no one gets wet. Why?

No rain

42. Jing Wong was twelve years old when he was in the first grade. Why was he only twelve years old in the third grade?

Just every other day.

43. Dogs compete with frogs. Why did the dog win?

No breaststroke

44. Jing Wong took part in the 100-person hula hoop competition, and persisted until the last moment, but was disqualified from the championship. Why?

Too fat, it's stuck.

45. What are the parts of a pen?

Bamboo and wool

46. Why do modern people break their promises more and more?

The appearance of the telephone

47. All my friends who work around Jing Wong have gone to sea. Why doesn't he?

Fear of drowning

48. The cruel king told honest Jing Wong to buy one hundred pigs, but Jing Wong only brought back ninety-nine pigs. Why?

Don't answer! If you strongly demand to know the answer to this question, please leave a message!

49. A horror movie is being shown in the cinema. The audience screamed, but Xiaoying in the cinema laughed. Why?

She is watching a comedy in another cinema.

50. An eagle is flying in the air. Suddenly it rained and the eagle fell. Why?

It covered the rain with its wings, so it fell.

5 1. What method can make people blink for the longest time?

Let that man die unsatisfied.

52. Apart from saving time and effort compared with stairs, what is the biggest advantage of elevators?

In case the wrestling doesn't keep rolling.

53. Why do sugar cans crawl ants?

Because the lid is not covered properly.

The hungry wolf saw a lost lamb on the grassland. He jumped over and was about to have a good meal. The lamb only said a word to him, and the wolf turned obediently. What did the lamb say?

The lamb pointed to a tiger in the grass behind him, rubbed his hands and told the wolf that it … came first!

55. There is a fat man and a thin man walking together. The fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage line. The fat man died, and the thin man didn't touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why?

Be blown up

56. Why do Japanese people have shorter legs?

Because there are many earthquakes, short legs and stable center of gravity!

57. There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied underneath, an electric fan and a kettle in his hand, and skating on his feet.

Shoes, where is he going?

Neurological hospital

58. A train is running at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour. A passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out, but he was not hurt at all. Why?

Because the passengers opened the doors of two cars and ran to another car!

59. What's the difference between tragedy and comedy?

The comedy that no one watched turned into a tragedy.

Then tell a few jokes. The following is the reflection series.

One day, Liu, Guan, Zhang and Zhuge Liang were traveling by plane, and the plane had an accident. There are only three parachutes on the plane. Zhuge Liang said, I'll give you three a brain teaser. The person who answers correctly has a parachute, so he asked Liu, How many noses do you have? Liu A: One. Ask Zhang again: How many eyes do you have? Zhang A: Two. Ask Guan again: How many hairs do you have? Unable to answer Guan, Liu, Zhang and Zhuge Liang went into the sea with parachutes on their backs. Guan was lucky not to get hurt this time.

On another occasion, Liu, Guan, Zhang and Zhuge Liang traveled by plane again, and the plane had an accident again. There are only three parachutes on the plane, Zhuge Liang said. I'll give you three a brain teaser. The person who answers correctly has a parachute and asks Liu: How many suns are there in the sky? Liu A: One. Ask Zhang again: How many moons are there in the sky? Zhang A: One. Q: How many stars are there in the sky? Unable to answer Guan, Liu, Zhang and Zhuge Liang went down the mountain with their parachutes on their backs. Guan was lucky not to get hurt this time.

The plane had an accident for the third time. Guan said that you don't have to ask me this time. I'll just jump myself. After that, I opened the plane door and jumped. Just after the jump, Zhuge Liang shouted: I forgot to tell you that there are four parachutes on this plane.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~!

One day, Liu Bei sent Zhang Fei to fight again. When Cao Cao saw it, his military commander was killed and wounded ... so he had to order a war-free card to be hung high ... At this time, Cao Cao's sister (whose name could not be verified) stood up and said: Liu Bei and Zhang are related by blood, but my brother also has me. I want to play for him.

Cao Cao said: Zhang Fei is the best general in the world, and few people can beat him. Will you die?

Cao Mei replied: Otherwise, Zhang Fei is notoriously brave and stupid, as long as he walks wisely. .....

Cao Cao said, then you should be careful If things get worse, hurry back to camp. .....

Said the two sides had a fight. ....

Cao Mei said to Zhang Fei, Are we better than Wen or Wu?

Zhang Fei was unhappy when he saw a little girl ... He said, What's the point of fighting with you? Humbiro, of course. ..

Cao Mei saw that Zhang Fei had been taken in and said, OK, let's each make three gestures. Who can win this gesture ... even if the battle is won. .....

Zhang Fei said: This is no problem. Let's get started ... ladies first.

Cao Mei drew a circle in the air. .....

Zhang Fei took a look and drew a long strip in the air. ....

Cao Mei then stretched out a finger. ....

Zhang Fei held out three fingers. ...

Cao Mei touched her belly. ...

Zhang Fei waved his hand ....

Cao Mei was defeated and returned to camp immediately. .....

When I arrived at the military account ... Cao Cao asked: Didn't you say that Zhang Fei was brave and foolhardy? What happened?

Cao Mei said, I also feel strange. .....

I said that Fiona Fang is my brother's territory for thousands of miles.

Zhang Fei said that the Yangtze River basin is their brother's territory. ...

I said my brother is the best in the world.

Zhang Fei said that the three brothers are invincible.

I said my brother knows everything and is brilliant. ...

Zhang Fei waved, meaning, is it possible? ....

So I ran back. .....

Zhang Fei went back to Liu Bei and said, It's interesting to meet Cao Cao's sister today ... Hehe. ...........

She asked me if I would like to eat pie. ...

I said only eat fritters. ....

She asked me if I could eat a catty. ....

I said I want to eat three Jin. ....

She asked again .. What if I'm full? .....

I waved and said ... Is it possible ... Ha ha laugh ... She ran away. ...

Zhang Fei's two Qin Bing are described like this. ....

Qin Bing: Cao Cao's sister said that her sister is as big as her painting. ...

Qin Bing B: Zhang Fei must have said that his things are as long as his paintings. ......

Qin Bing answered: Cao Cao's sister must ask Zhang Fei if it is enough to do it once. ....

Qin Bing B: Zhang Fei specifically said that he would do it three times. ....

Qin Bing: What would Cao Cao's sister say if she was pregnant? .....

Qin Bingyi: Zhang Fei's wave is none of my business. .......

On the second floor. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I have also played this role on other issues. . . . . . .

Third, the silent history.

Zhang Fei: "Stop, old thief!"

Yan Yan: "Ring-eyed thief! Dismount and die! "

Police car: "Listen, two thieves ~ ~ ~ You are surrounded ~ ~ ~ Drop your weapons ..."

Sanjiangkou-

Sun Shangxiang: "It's Ding Feng and Xu Sheng's people. My brother must have sent them to kill us! What should I do, husband? "

Liu Bei: "Oh, when I left Jingzhou, the military adviser gave me three tricks, and I have already used two. Now it's time to use the third one. "

Wait, Zilong, open the toolbox! "

Zhao Yun: "Yes. (opens) Oh? There is a blue tights and a red cloak in it? ! "

Liu Bei: "Don't ..."

Zhao Yun: "There is also a note ... If you become Superman, you can repel enemy soldiers ..."

(underworld)

Zhou Yu: I am unwilling, I am so unwilling! I, Zhou Gongjin, am born beautiful and ice-smart, but why am I always a little worse than Kongming?

Yan: This is fate.

Zhou Yu: I am not reconciled. Can you give me a chance for revenge?

Yan: Yes! But you will lose your wisdom because of this.

Zhou Yu: (looking puzzled) How did this happen? I am stupid, but I can beat Kong Ming?

Yan: This is fate. Do you want revenge or not?

Zhou Yu: (gritting his teeth) OK!

Zhou Yu was taken away by the reincarnation car, and a fat doll named Adou was about to be born.

Sing a few songs ..

1. Paradise (Angela Zhang) 2. Warlords (Andy Lau) 3. I don't want it if it's not mine (Andy Lau).

4. Have money and no money to go home for the New Year (Wang) 5. Sleeping alone (Vision Wei) 6. Love beyond (Fan Bingbing)

7. Besieged city (Zhang Jian) 8. The most beautiful sun (Jason) 9. Number one fan (Karen Mok)

10. Bobo11. Seven minutes before sunset (Cyndi Wang) 12. I loved him (Shorty Yuan) ninety-nine times.

13. Nothing happened (Amanda) 14. After I left (Zhang Jian) 15. You gave me strength (nursery).

16. Time (Cyndi Wang) 17. Little Big Man (Fahrenheit) 18. Rhapsody on a Snowy Night (Laure Shang)

19. Brother (Yang Kun) 20. Guang (Ahu, Yue) 2 1. Faint (Karen Mok)

22. Actually, I've been meaning to tell you (Karen Mok) 23. /kloc-under 0/8 years old (Tiger Hu) 24. Xia Xue (He Jie)

25. Three-inch daylight (Fish Leong) 26. Wedding March (Tiger Hu) 27. Warm light (Joey Yung)

28. I can't sing (Show Lo) 29. Dance of pampas (Chris Lee) 30. How have you been recently (s.h.e)

3 1. finally depends on (crystal) 32. Respiratory pain (Fish Leong) 33. Non-separation (Liang Guang)

34. Since I met you (Elf) 35. Unprecedented (Xu Zhian) 36. Miss you (Dawn)

37. My Kingdom (Chris Lee) 38. Blue and white porcelain (Jay Chou) 39. Obviously not an angel (He Jie)

40. I am very happy to be loved by you (elf) 4 1. The longest film (Jay Chou) 42. Who dares to love this man (Xu Zhian)

43. Performance (Su Huilun) 44. Glory (BOBO) 45. What is happiness (Pang Long)

46. Blue Whale (Vic Zhou) 47. Two people (1983) 48. Blue and white (Steve Chou)

49. Her spare room (Populus euphratica) 50. Rainbow (Jay Chou) 5 1. Bewitched (Hu Dong)

52. Left-handed (Su Huilun) 53. Freedom (Tao Zhe) 54. I'm not Vic Zhou.

55. Crying in the Party (Eason Chan) 56. Born with energy. My answer (Guo Meimei)

58. You have me in the world (Sun Nan/He Yaoshan) 59. Brother (Eason Chan/Andy Lau) 60. I have made up my mind (Fish Leong).

6 1. How are you (Li Jiuzhe/BiBi Zhou)? Think too much (Li Jiuzhe) 63. I'm fine (Chin Liu).

64. I'm getting confused (Tanya Chua) 65. The Color of Life (Cui Shu) 66. I don't want to understand (Angela Zhang)

67. Decadent times (F.I.R.) 68. You are the only person in my heart without him (Xu Fei) 69. I dare not cry (Deric Wan)

70. Puppet (Li Chen) 7 1. Floating Subway (Chris Lee) 72. Cowboys are very busy (Jay Chou)

73. When you leave (Tanya Chua). Tired birds and flowers (You Hongming) 75. Unrequited love (Adu)

76. elopement (Zheng Jun) 77. Impulse is the devil (Zheng Jun) 78. I don't mind if you hate me.

79. Fall in love with onions (ribbons) 80. Everyone loves post-80s (Flower Band) 8 1. Almost (Adu)

82. Queqiao Club (Flower Band) 83. Grey happiness (Li Na) 84. Three wishes

85. Gambler (Little Song Jia) 86. Boom a (flower band) 87. Couple's face (Peng Jiahui/You Hongming)

88. Let me see you (Ye Bei). Drown (Jacky Cheung) 90. The opposite word (Charlene Choi)

9 1. The fault lies in cleverness (Zhong Xintong) 92. Love is spreading (Nicholas Tse/Mei Lin) 93. Guest lover (Wilber Pan)

94. Anything (Huang Xiaoming) 95. Liuyang River 2008 (BiBi Zhou) 96. Love in front of reality (A Mu)

97. Happy Fairy Tales (Ray Ma) 98. The sun never sets (Jolin Tsai) 99. Lu Taiwan (Wilber Pan)

100. Perfect Story (Wilber Pan) 10 1. DuDu Doll (Cao Ying) 102. Bingbing (Li Bingbing)